Firestar: *takes one egg out of an egg carton and goes to cash register* I'd like to buy this egg pleeeasssseeee C:

Giftshopcat: okay that will be one tube of air

Firestar: not prey??

Giftshopcat: sorry but at this hotel we only take tubes of air

Jayfeather: who carries around tubes of air with them?

Firestar: *takes a tube of air out of his pocket and hands to Giftshopcat*

Jayfeather: O.o

Firestar: it's just in case if I see a fish drowning, I'll save them and give them air, sooo I bring air with me where ever I go C:

Jayfeather: X.x

Giftshopcat: *gives egg*

Firestar: GRASS-E-AS *walks away with Jayfeather* you know that's Cherokee for thank you C:

Jayfeather: *twitch*

Firestar: ready to ride the elevator again?

Jayfeather: NOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!

Firestar: okay, *walks over to a door that leads to stairs*

Jayfeather: *twitch*

Firestar: LADIES FIRST! *kicks Jayfeather and he goes falling down the stairs* MY TURN!!! *jumps on top of Jayfeather so he's a sled and goes down stairs*

3 floors of painful stairs later

*lands on Uno floor*

Firestar: that wasn't that bad now was it?? *gets off Jayfeather, who's beaten up*

Jayfeather: *grunt and gets up*

Firestar: okay now which room is it? *stairs at key* this way!! *leads Jayfeather through the lobby then to a hallway* hmmm which room *stares at key* ah veinticinco, that's 14 in German *leads to room 14 and key doesn't work* AHHH THEY THEY CHANGED THE KEY LOCK!! *knocks door* I COMMAND YOU TO OPEN!!!

*random cat opens door*

Firestar: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!!???!!! *hits with a frying pan and he passes out* welcome in to our sweet!!

Jayfeather: *walks in* it smells nice xP

*managercat walks in*

Managercat: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

Firestar: AHHH RANDOM DUDE!!! *hits with gigantic frying pan and he passes out*

Jayfeather: it never ends X.x

Deskcat: *walks in* Firestar! *looks at key* You're supposed to be at room 25!!

Firestar: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Deskcat: *leads to their room* enjoy your stay *whispers to Jayfeather* don't let him eat the soap

Firestar: WOOOOAHHHHHHH THIS IS EVEN BETTER!!!!! *jumps in one of the nest*

Jayfeather: ugh *washes paws*

Firestar: *goes into dirt place-aka bathroom-* WOAH CANDY!!!

Jayfeather: X.x

Firestar: *eats candy* PTW!!! *spits at Jayfeather* THAT IS NOT CANDY!!

Jayfeather: just..just lay down and sleep X.x

Firestar: *lays down and sleeps and so does Jayfeather*

1 minute later

Firestar: GAYFEATHERRRRR I WANNA GO SWIMMINGG!!!!!