Firestar: CLAN! I AM GOING INTO TEE-TAR!

Dustpelt: don't you mean theater? THEE-TER

Firestar: what's theater? O.o

Dustpelt: :/

Firestar: ANYWAYS,, I'm doing a play! YAY! *claps*

Thunderclan: *silence*

Firestar: :[ it's a one person play about stars and stairs! C:

Brambleclaw: *climbing over rocks* where is the play going to be at?

Firestar: THE AZUL CULO THEATER! (Says blue ass in Spanish)

Yellowfang: what is this AZUL CULO you speak of?

Firestar: I think it's French for blue flamingo.. anyway.. C: YOU GUYS ARE ALL INVITED! *jumps onto a rock next to Brambleclaw which makes a huge rock go falling on Brambleclaws tail*

Brambleclaw: AHHH!!! *stuck*

Firestar: OMSC BRAMBLECLAW!!??

Brambleclaw: OWEEE! YES?!

Firestar: do you want some toast? C:

Brambleclaw: NO! MY TAIL IS CURRENTLY STUCK UNDER A ROCK! I DONT WANT TOAST!

Firestar: I'm confuzzled!

Yellowfang: what is comfuzzled?

Firestar: ITS CONFUZZLED!!!!!!! AND ITS THE CROSS BETWEEN CONFUSED AND PUZZLED!

Dustpelt: you're always confuzzled.

Firestar: I AM NOT!

Dustpelt: you don't understand mirrors :P

Firestar: WELL IT WAS COPYING ME! THATS WHY I SMASHED EVERY SINGLE ONE! *points at all the mirrors he had smashed*

Brambleclaw: IM UNDER A ROCK HERE!!

Firestar: would you like me to lift the rock off your tail? C:

Brambleclaw: YES!

Firestar: no need to shout! *lifts rock off of Brambleclaw and throws it at Mousefur* there problem solved.

Brambleclaw: AHHH my tail!! *tail is broken*

Firestar: GAYFEATHER!!!

Jayfeather: *comes running, crashes into a tree and passes out*

Firestar: :[ HERE ILL FIX IT!

1 hour later at The Azul Culo Theater

Brambleclaw: *covered in bandages* I hate everything X.x

Firestar: *standing on a stage in a star costume* OKAY EVERYBODY SIT DOWN! C:

Clans: *sits down*

Firestar: I am a star! in two ways! Stars are giant squares of glitter in space! Space has no gravy!

Jayfeather: *coughs* GRAVITY

Firestar: GRAPES! :)

Jayfeather: GRAVITY!

Firestar: Grassy!?

Jayfeather: GRAVITY! GRAVITY!

Firestar: GRASS-E-AS!

Jayfeather: kill me X.x

Firestar: and now going to stairs! *struggles into a stair costume* uhhh *trying to get into suit*

Greystripe: I told you not to eat that burrito before we left *shakes head*

Firestar: *finally gets into stair costume* STAIRS ARE PIECES OF WOOD! :)

Directorcat: *coughs* PLANKS of wood!

Firestar: PLAINS OF WOOD! :D

Directorcat: PLANKS!

Firestar: PLANES OF WOOD!

Directorcat: *twitch*

Firestar: THAT WE WALK ON! THE END!!! YAY!!!!

Clans: *slow claps and awkward coughs*

Firestar: IM GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! :D