Onestar: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ashfoot: *runs in* WHATS WRONG??

Onestar: DERP!!

Ashfoot: O.o 'scues me?

Onestar: DERP! I DERP! NEED DERP! TO TELL DERP! YOU DERP! THAT DERP! I DERP! LOVE DERP!!.....................................

Ashfoot: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Onestar: CHEESE DERP!?

Ashfoot: Because you like cheese too...hehe C:

Onestar: I I I I SEE STALKERCLAN!

Ashfoot: NOOO ONESTAR!!

Onestar: DERP *loses a doughnut*

Ashfoot: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Onestar: I only have 8 doughnuts left

Ashfoot: OH NO!! STALKERCLAN NO!!

Onestar: O.o

Ashfoot: who gave you a derpattack?

Onestar: BLACKSTAR

Ashfoot: O:

Onestar: ASSEMBLE MY WARRIORS! WE'RE GOING INTO BATTLE!

Ashfoot: *runs out of den*

Onestar: hehe. Hehe. Hehehhehehe!!!