Firestar: EVERYONE! I BOUGHT CATNIIIPPPP!!!!

Clan: *stops everything their doing and runs to Firestar*

Firestar: WE ARE GONNA SHARE IT IN A VERY ORDERLY FASHION! *takes a pause* COME AND GET IT!! *throws catnip everywhere*

Clan: *goes into a frenzy*

Dustpelt: *sexy walks through the crowd* almost there! *gets some catnip* YES! *gets tackled by Yellowfang*

Mousefur: *bites Longtails leg*

Longtail: IVE BEEN BITTEN! *starts shooting at cats with a machine gun*

*random sandbag falls on Mousefur*

Brambleclaw: FAILED AGAIN!

Devilkit: *takes out cats teeth*

Ashfur: *hits Brambleclaw with a frying pan*

Squirrelflight: *calmly walks through crowd and gets catnip and stands in the corner of the camp, watching everybody go insane* C:

5 minutes of pain later..

*everybody's on the floor. Except Firestar-*

Firestar: IF YOUR AN ANIMAL THEN TEAR UP ON THE FLOOR! *tears the ground open*

Clan: *wakes up, and yah, at the EXACT same time, WHOOP WHOOP! SWAG!*

Dustpelt: WOAHHHHHHH!!!! HE TORE UP THE FLOOOORRRR!!!!!!!

Sandstorm: HE TORE UP THE FLOOR????? O:

Lionblaze: HE TORE UP THE FLOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!

Clan: WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Hollyleaf: WE DONT EVEN HAVE FLOORS!!! O:

Clan: WOAHHHHH!!!!!

Firestar: DO DO DO DO! BANANA CAR!!!!!

*random banana comes following from the sky and hits Mousefur*

Cloudtail: AHHHH!!! ITS RAINING-

Random monkey: BANANAS!!!

Cloudtail: no. Flamingos >:)

Yellowfang: WHAT ARE FLAMINGOS?

Greystripe: WHATS THE PASSWORD????

Brightheart: UHHH PASSWORD!!??

Greystripe: no. Lotion C:

Yellowfang: WHATS LOTION??

Smallear: *jumping up and down* WHERES MY BLUE BLANKEY!!???

Firestar: I AM TITANIUM!!!!!!

Greystripe: *trows a high heel at Firestar*

Firestar: OWE D:<

Greystripe: LIES!!!

Firestar: GAYFEATHER! GAYFEATHER! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: *making out with his MAGICAL stick* Wha-?

Firestar: HELPPPPPPP!!!!

Jayfeather: *runs to Firestars side* WHATS WRONG!?

Firestar: nothing, I just needed company C:

Jayfeather: *explodes into confetti*

Clan: O.o *except Firestar*

Firestar: *in his own world* happy birthday to me, I'm 103, I still go to preschool! And I want my mommy! My mommy's at work, she hired a jerk! She hired a monkey! To do my homework C:

Clan: *takes a moment* YAY!!!! CONFETTI!

Longtail: *sets camp on fire*

Clan: O: *takes a moment* LIGHT EM' UP UP-UP-! LIGHT EM' UP UP-UP! THE FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!