Villager got back from his daily trip to Tortimer Island. He spends his time there filling his inventory to the brim with expensive bugs. He hopped off the boat and ran straight over to Re-Tail.

"Oh... good morning, Mayor." Reese said nervously.

Villager dumped all his bugs onto the floor and they scattered all across the building.

"Where's my fuckin' money, Reese?" Villager asked politely, with a ski mask and a gun.

"Mayor! I can't keep giving you money for all these bugs we don't need!" Reese cried happily.

"You're gonna give me money, or else I'm gonna make you into a pretty pink sweater!"

Reese looked over at her husband with tears of joy in her eyes. Cyrus was still fast asleep.

Reese didn't have it in her to wake him up, because sleep is more important than saving his wife.

"Well?" Villager gently forced his gun against her temple.

"300k bells! Coming r-right up!" Said Reese, smiling with pained eyes.

"Yeah, that's what I fucking thought." Villager said, without a bone of malice in his body. He politely snatched the bag of bells from Reese's hooves.

"I'll see you tomorrow, Reese." Villager said.

"Y-yes Mayor." Reese replied.

Villager exited the the building and tossed his mask and gun. He skipped happily out of town to Main Street and into Nook's Homes.

"MISTAH NOOK!" Villager called out "I've got your bells!"

"Ah yes, finally..." Tom Nook said "It took you long enough."

"It's only been a few hours."

"A few hours too many!" He said back "Now let me see my bells."

Villager put the bag into his paws. Tom Nook started to count the bells.

"Oh no..." Tom Nook said.

"What?" Villager worriedly asked.

"You don't have enough bells, Mayor."

"NOT ENOUGH BELLS???" Villager cried out.

"Ayep, you are...." Tom Nook paused for effect.

"One bell short."

"ONE BELL SHORT??? I CAN'T PAY THAT OFF, MR.NOOK!"

"Oh well, That's not my fucking problem."

"MR. NOOK! PLEASE! It's gonna take me YEARS to pay that one bell off!" Villager dropped to his knees and grabbed onto Tom Nook's pant leg.

"Get off me!" Tom Nook said angrily. "I'm gonna call my nephews and they're gonna come and beat your ass!"

"I'll do anything!" Villager said without thinking.

Mr. Nook paused for a second. You could see the mischievous glint in Tom Nook's eyes.

"Anything?" He asked

"Yes! Anything!" Villager answered

"Aaanything?"

"Yes... Anything!!"

Tom Nook paused again.

"AAAAAAANYTHIIIING?"

"YES!" Villager said impatiently.

"Ok take this chainsaw, you're going to have to chop down a tree to make your own guitar." Tom Nook said.

"Wh-what???"

"Just kidding, you have to suck my dick."

"Oh..."