Joker has the first laugh in Death Battle

Màu nền
Font chữ
Font size
Chiều cao dòng

Name: The Joker, Jack Napier (Sometimes)

Origin: DC Comics

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 192 Ibs

Gender: Male

Classification: Human, Criminal, The Clown Prince of Crime

Age: Probably in his 50s (Older than Batman)

Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8M8YJqikqY

Ann: Huh... you know it's kinda weird doing this without Junko around.

Kokonoe: It's fine. We have Miu.

*Miu burst through the front door*

Miu: Ahahaha! Guess who's back dickwads!

Ann: Oh right, I forgot about that substitute vote last season.

Kokonoe: Anyway, lets get on this.

Ann: Right! We're on the Joker, a guy who's kinda surrounded by mystery. By that I mean not that much is known about him.

Kokonoe: What we do know is that he's an extremely dangerous criminal mastermind who thrives on watching the world burn around him. Oh, and he's kinda obsessed with Batman in his own little way.

Miu: Well that's a weird fuckin' turn on. But what can you expect from Batman's main bad boy? I mean, the guys actually smarter than he looks. He's outsmarted Batman and even members of the Justice League like Wonder Woman and Superman!

Kokonoe: He's not just a tactical genius either. He's also stronger than he looks as well.

Kokonoe: Joker's fighting style is quick and acrobatic while also being very unpredictable. He's often used underhanded tactics that allow him to go toe-to-toe with Batman. He's even defeated Lex Luthor and Wonder Woman, who Batman has acknowledged as the best hand-to-hand fighter he knows.

Miu: Actually, it's Joker's own insanity that makes the bastard such a big threat.

Miu: The guys so fuckin screwed up, god-like beings get overwhelmed just by looking in his head! He's practically immune to fear manipulation and mind control too!

Kokonoe: He also has a minor healing factor. Very helpful for getting tortured, shot in the heart, or cutting off his own face and wearing it as a mask... for the giggles.

Miu: Now that's fucked up.

Ann: As far as weapons go, Joker has plenty of knives and guns. Pistols, revolvers, machine guns, etc. But his favorite is his "Bang" Revolver.

*Miu pulled out the gun and aimed.*

Ann: Um... Miu? I don't think you should have that...

Miu: Oh its fine!

*Miu pulled the trigger and a flag popped out that said Bang.*

Ann: Oh, never-

*Miu pulled the trigger again and the flag shot out like a bullet, nearly hitting Ann. Ann pouted as Miu laughed*

Miu: Ha! Gotcha bitch!

Kokonoe: He also has his playing cards.

Kokonoe: They may look like regular cards, but they're actually razor sharp and can cut through flesh after being thrown.

Ann: And he's got an acid flower on his shirt.

Ann: This acid can burn steel and melt through Batman's suit.

Kokonoe: There's also his Joy Buzzer.

Kokonoe: A little device on his hand that he can use to electrocute his opponents with over 50,000 volts of electricity. More than enough to fry a human being.

Miu: Ooh kinky.

Ann: But nothing is as deadly in his arsenal as his signature Joker Venom!

Miu: Holy shit! What the fuck is that?!

Kokonoe: Mostly taking the form of a gas or liquid, Joker Venom is Joker's own man-made poison. Those who inhale it will either go insane or suffocate and die, permanently leaving your face with a nightmarish grin.

Miu: That's... not fucked up at all...

Ann: He also has a Titan Gun and Serum.

Kokonoe: This serum was made by Doctor Penelope. It uses Bane's own serum and mixes it in with the plants of Poison Ivy. The results lead to him turning into a giant, Bane-like monster with razor sharp claws.

Miu: Normally the side affects cause someone to lose their sanity, but Mr.J can apparently resist that.

Ann: Oh right, since this a Junko battle, Joker gets his goons.

Ann: These goons aren't that tough anyway. Most of them can fight bare-handed. Others carry guns, baseball bats, crowbars, knives, etc.

Kokonoe: Joker can actually inject Titan Serum inside them, making them mindless brutes that only serve Joker.

Miu: But of course, none are as loyal to the creepy clown as Harl-

Kokonoe: Punchline.

Miu: What?! Who the hell is this bitch?!

Kokonoe: After Harley Quinn quit the gang and dumped the Joker, he's decided to find a suitable replacement in Punchline.

Ann: Despite her inexperience, she's strong enough to match against Harley Quinn, Catwoman, and even Batman himself. She's also really good with chemicals and knives.

Kokonoe: Punchline isn't the only one though. He also has the one armed Mister Hammer and a literal ape named Jackanapes who has a bunch of weapons ranging from machine guns, swords, grenades, boomerangs, and rocket launchers.

Miu: Still, Joker has his own rides! Along with a helicopter, Joker's got his own Jokermobile!

Miu: A vehicle mounted with machine guns, a bulletproof exterior, and a lethal cannon up to top that can fire missles!

Ann: But he does have his weaknesses.

Ann: Joker is still human, and can be killed by normal means. His physical stats are also inconsistent sometimes.

Miu: One day the guys keeping up with Wonder Woman and the next he's getting tortured by Red Hood like what the fuck?

Kokonoe: And while his little care for his safety does make him more unpredictable, it does often put him in danger as well.

Ann: Most of his gadgets require surprising his opponents and most of his plans do require prep time. He's also really obsessed with Batman, often driving him to the point of insanity!

Miu: You're telling me? I mean, do you know how many times Joker's death turned everything upside down? It's even made villians like Injustice Superman and Batman who Laughs!

Kokonoe: That's the Joker for you. Even after death he will continue to live up to his name as the Clown Prince of Crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtPCtpVeZrQ

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen2U.Pro