Spiders. No. Bad. Stop existing RIGHT NOW, SPIDERS.

Tiny and crawly little things. They always look at me the wrong way. Let's just say that if spiders had paper and ink, there would be a lot of missing posters.

There was one that looked at me like "Fight me, frog spit" and I tried to catch it but it crawled away and hid.

I named it Cotton Eye Joe for the questions I want to ask it. Where did it come from, and where did it go? I'm angry so I'll go burn some sticks aggressively.

D:<