Taylor: CAL!

Calvin: yea babe?

Taylor: guess who I am! *does cow noises*

Calvin: you're a cow...?

Taylor: NO! IM A DOG!

Calvin: but I thought...

Taylor: NO! YOU ARE WRONG! SO WRONG!

Calvin: ._.

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Taylor: SELENA!!!

Selena: if its about ghosts again I'm not gonna.

Taylor: ahahahahaha no but guess ME *does dog noises*

Selena: you're a dog.

Taylor: NO!!!! IM A CAT!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT???!!

Selena: um

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Taylor: EDDIEEEEE

Ed: waddup tay

Taylor: guess who I am *does bird noises*

Ed: you're a....bird!!

Taylor: NONONONONO! ITS A FISH!

Ed:..... But tay, fish don't have sounds .-.

Taylor:THEY DO BITCH

Ed:woah chill

Taylor:STILL YOURE WRONG!

Ed:uh

Taylor: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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[When a Swiftie reads this]

Teacher: So, who can tell me what sound does this animal belong to? *does bird sounds*

Swiftie: A FISH!!!!

Teacher: but (your name), a fish doesn't have any sounds!

Swiftie: THEY DO!!!!!

Teacher: who told you?

Swiftie: TAYLOR SWIFT.

Teacher: >:)

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You always knew

How to push my buttons.

You gave me everything

And nothing.

Lol.