Taylor:GUYS!

Literally all the people in her big fucking house:YES?

Taylor:HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?

Selena:Deep AF.

Karlie:So deep it goes underwater

Harry:Not deep

*everyone stares at Harry*

Taylor:Dafak man?

Harry:MEREDITH TOOK MY MR PINKLES AND THEY ARE LIKE RN DOING SEX FOR LIKE THE 100TH TIME

Taylor:Bruh. Get a life

Harry:No ヽ( '¬')ノ

Taylor:._.

Calvin:So deep that I even wrote that song

Taylor:

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This sucks tbh :/

Anyways,I'm having exams this week so good luck to me!

Sighhh

Oh and guess what,

Were so close to reaching 6K