Me: *shift ends and I'm about to leave while talking on the phone*
Cody and Chris: *enter the break room*
Cody: Who are you on the phone with?
Me: My mom.
Chris: *walks up to me and yells into the phone* KATE STOLE MY DRUG MONEY!
Me: NO I DIDN'T!
***
Me: *hands a wrapped hamburger to my manager* Here this is the one that goes in the bag right?
Zack (Manager): I can't touch this! Kate touched it and now it's un-pure!
Me: Hey! I'm very pure!
Zack: How do you know?
Madison: She's dating Chris. She's extremely pure.
***
Me: *sees my other manager (Rob) walk towards me with a box* Need help opening this?
Rob: Yeah, can you cut it open? *gives me a box knife*
Me: Oh you trust me with a knife? Marc doesn't even trust me with scissors.
Chris: *notices that I'm holding a knife* WhY wOuLd YoU gIvE hEr A kNiFe?!?
***
Dawn: I can't get the key magnet off the cash register.
Me: Let me try. *tries for 20 minutes* Yup. It's stuck.
Dawn: I'll try one more time. *takes it off* Oh! I got it!
Me: *walks off into the lobby*
***
Customer: I'd like to order a sausage egg and cheese without the sausage and egg.
Me and Dawn: *silent confusion*
***
Me and John: *notice that Marc is leaving*
Me: Where are you going?
Marc: Going to Stop n Shop to get money. *leaves*
Me and John: *confused*
***
Marc: Kate I have another parked order!
Me: *sarcastically* Yay. Send me out into the heat.
Marc: Aw come on! It's good for you!
Me: Yes, cause heat exhaustion is great for your health.
Marc: I just walked around outside for 30 minutes and I turned out fine.
Me: You're just nuts.
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