1. Saying "Humpedy Bumpedy" instead of sex.

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3. The fact that I somehow managed to burn myself on a fan.

4. Remembering when my little sister cracked an egg over my head.

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6. My dog being afraid of dogs half his size.

7. Water, Fire, and Greenness.

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9. Some kid was confused about what Spider-Man's real name was and started saying names like, "Richy Parker, Tony Parker, Jack Parker." And when he finally remembered it was Peter Parker, he said, "Yeah, he's the kid that works for Tonys Starks."

10. I forgot I had arms when I didn't put them in my sweater selves.