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Mitch : If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Sergei: Sex

Archie:  Seriously, answer faster.

Sergei:  I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Archie: It’s like a giant hug.

Mitch:  Maple, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Maple:  Food

Mitch : Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Maple: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Paris : What about you Buck ? What would you give up sex or food?

Buck : Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Paris: No, you gotta pick one.

Buck : Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Axel:  Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Aussie: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Axel:

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Sergei: Did you like the food I made?

Pablo : No, not really.

Sergei : But I put my heart and soul into it!

Pablo : No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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Paris : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Axel: Weight loss? Drink water.

Anastasio : Clear skin? Drink water.

Aussie:  Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Yvette : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Axel: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Paris can fight in that dress either.

Paris : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Aussie: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Archie : Killed without hesitation.

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Aussie: I have a real name, I just hate it

Archie: I named you one of my favorite names tho!

Aussie: yeah, after a purple serial killer

Archie:

Archie: uh, no, after a famous play writer actually—