Hi! I'm Peter Benjamin Parker Stark-Rogers-Barnes! Yeah, I know, long name, it's as long as Dumbledore's! Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! But you're probably wondering, Peter? Why do you have such a long name? Well, let me explain.

The hyphenated part at the end? Stark-Rogers-Barnes? Those are my mom and dad's last names, yeah you read that right, one mom two dads, and they're all boys!

My mom's name is Steve Stark-Rogers-Barnes, well, most people know him as Steven Grant Rogers, you know, Captain America! My dad's name is Tony Start-Rogers-Barnes, and most people know him by his before-marriage name, Anthony Edward Stark, yeah, Iron Man! Last my papa, it's what I call him, his name is James Stark-Rogers-Barnes, well, he's also called James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes, yeah, I know, the Winter Soldier.

You might be thinking "Oh my gods! That's so cool! You have THREE superheroes as parents! You're so lucky!" But, if I'm being honest, I didn't even know my real parents until I was about six years old.

See, the "Parker" part of my name comes from my adoptive parents, Richard and Mary Parker, but yeah, a lot of people just know me from my adoptive parents' name Peter B. Parker, yup! Spiderman! But as most people know, my adoptive parents died when I was really little, I think around four years old, and my Aunt May and Uncle Ben took me in.

And then there's Uncle Ben! I think that's where I got my middle name from! Benjamin! My real parents didn't me by the way, I'll explain later, but that's my middle name! Named after my awesome uncle! Well, as most people know, he died too, but I still have my Aunt May!

But, this is my story, and I swear it's going to be pretty cool.