Requested by ninjarider1

DBZ vs DBZ, two elite teams with unique talents and poses goes out to see which team is superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92H3Mscg7QQ

<Cue: Invader Theme>

Toomi: Both Frieza and Cooler are a couple of brothers who has a big rivalry among themselves, always arguing over who is stronger.

Megumi: And the same could be said about their troops as well!

Toomi: Like the Ginyu Force, Frieza's Elite Soldiers,

Megumi: And Cooler's Armoured Squadron, Cooler's Elite Soldiers. She's Sachi-san, Toomi-san and I'm Megumi-san.

Sachi: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

The Ginyu Force poses for a What if Battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5DDSglM_s

<Cue: Yatta by Happatai>

Toomi: In an army, when there are situations where no ordinary soldiers can handle. You will always have a group of Elites to deal with them.

Megumi: And in Frieza's army, we have these five guys known as the Ginyu Force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxYPL7RSxKw

Recoome: Recoome! 

Burter: Burter!

Jeice: Jeice! 

Guldo: Guldo!

Ginyu: Ginyu!

Recoome: To!

Burter: Get!

Jeice: Her!

Guldo: We!

Ginyu: Are!

Ginyu Force: The Ginyu Force!

Toomi: Those...are the special elites?

Megumi: Elites? More like Super Sentais.

Sachi: Anyway, long before any of the members became what they are, all of them discovered their abilities when they were young.

Megumi: And boy do they come in handy, especially when young Guldo uses his psychic powers to lift up skirts and steal whatever toy he wants.

Toomi: And there's Recoome who specializes mostly in dancing.

Megumi: And there's Burter, who was raised by a very strict mother who would slap him with he's late preparing dinner, which all that pressure made him super fast.

Sachi: And there's Jeice, a pitcher of the Galactic Little League which is how he got his Crusher Ball Technique.

Toomi: And there's Captain Ginyu, who uses his Body Changing Ability to swap bodies with the richest kid in the class, which does got him a lot of girls but made him stupid.

Sachi: And with all their powers, the team eventually got together and after going through a fighting enrollment exam, the five men became Frieza's High Level Executive Class warriors, positions even higher than Zarbon and Dodoria.

Megumi: But there's still those twins Abo and Cado who are pratically the same rank as they are.

Toomi: And after most of Frieza's soldiers including Zarbon and Dodoria failed to get back the Dragon Balls, Frieza was forced to call the Ginyu Force down to Namek where they went out to hunt down a rebelling Vegeta and the Dragon Balls.

Megumi: The group then encountered Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan and decided to play a game of rock, paper scissors to decide who get to fight who. And sure enough, Guldo won a chance to fight Krillin and Gohan while Recoome won a chance to fight Vegeta.

Sachi: Thanks to his psychic and time stopping ability, Guldo was able to trick and overpower both Krillin and Gohan. And he would have won if this never happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnkCwUuS5I

<Shows Guldo's head falling decapitated onto the floor>

Megumi: Damn. That's some dirty move right there.

Toomi: And soon after the fight, Recoome then went up next and overpowered all three of them that is until Goku came and took him down with a single blow, resulting in his defeat.

Sachi: With two of their members down, Burter and Jeice attempts to attack Goku together though it ended up with Burter getting defeated, resulting in Jeice being forced to flee.

Megumi: With the last two remaining, Jeice and Ginyu then confronted Goku, only to get a really shocking surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aMg-SN4UbU

<Shows Goku powering up with his Kaio Ken technique, shocking both Ginyu and Jeice with his power level>

Toomi: Now wanting that power, Ginyu then injures himself before switching bodies with Goku going back to his ship, now thinking he possesses the same amount of power.

Megumi: But unfortunately, that's not really the case at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRZziD6WxoE

Ginyu: C'mon Jeice, hurry up will ya?!

Jeice: Um, 2300.

Ginyu: Jeice! Can you speak up?!

Jeice: 2300 Captain!

Krillin: Huh?

Gohan: Huh?

Ginyu: Yeah, and now, you two are toast! You two pint size pukes don't stand a chance against me! Ha ha ha!

<Right at that moment, Ginyu suddenly realizes his weak power level>

Ginyu: Huh? What?

Jeice: And getting weaker.

Megumi: Ha ha ha ha! Weaker!

Sachi: Truth to be told, Ginyu didn't have long to know Goku's body so while he felt his power first hand, he doesn't have the strength to wield it.

Megumi: And long story short, Vegeta then killed Jeice before helping Krillin and Gohan beat up Ginyu, forcing him to return Goku his body.

Toomi: And right as he wants to switch bodies with Vegeta, Goku throws a Namekian frog up, causing Ginyu to switch bodies with it instead.

Megumi: Now that's a shitty way to live. Though Ginyu continued living on Earth as a frog for years before switching bodies with Tagoma, thus bringing him back to the Frieza Force.

Sachi: But Vegeta ends up killing him in the end.

Toomi: Being members of the high elite force, each members of the Ginyu Force possesses high amount of strength and impressive martial arts technique of their own.

Megumi: With first being Guldo, who possesses telekinesis, time manipulation, psychic powers and flight.

Guldo

Flight

Psychic powers

Telekinesis

Time Manipulation

Ki Blast

Eye Beams

Sachi: Then there's Recoome, who possesses impressive strength and high level of pain endurance along with flight and some really flamboyant dance poses.

Recoome

High Endurance

Super Strength

Super Speed

Flight

Ki Blast

Toomi: And there's Burter who also possesses flight and super speed along with Jeice who is skilled with Ki blasts and his signature Crusher Ball technique.

Burter

Super Speed

Super Strength

Flight

Ki Blast

Purple Comet Attack

Jeice

Super Strength

Martial Arts Skills

Flight

Ki Blast

Crusher Ball

Purple Comet Attack

Sachi: And with red and blue together, they were able to form a pairing combo known as the purple comet attack, which is a vortex where it flies towards it's opponent, causing high amount damage when it hits.

Megumi: And lastly, there is Captain Ginyu, who is not only the strongest of the team but his ability to change bodies with anyone he desires.

Captain Ginyu

Super Strength

Super Speed

Great Leadership Skills

Ki Blast

Body Switching

Toomi: Unlike many of the soldiers from Freiza's army, the Ginyu Force are heavily respected by Freiza himself and all of them were rarely abused or threatened by the Galactic Emperor.

Megumi: Which is unsurprising when the Ginyu Force themselves are able  to overcome challenges to Frieza's expansion and galactic domination that no others could handle.

Sachi: With Guldo's telekinesis and time stopping powers has managed to restrain people like Krillin and Gohan who are actually stronger than he is. And with the same technique, he was able to steal the Dragon Ball away from Krillin before he could destroy it.

Megumi: Then you got Recoome who literally tanked many of Vegeta's ki blasts and attacks head on before pounding the Prince of the Saiyans repeatly.

Toomi: Not to mention, a single kick from him has managed to shatter every bone in Krillin's body and even snapped Gohan's neck, almost killing him in the process.

Sachi: Burter is considered to be the fastest for a reason. As Vegeta throws the Dragon Ball really really far across the sky, Burter was able to fly enough to catch it in the air before returning back to Ginyu and can even go toe to toe with Tien.

Megumi: And Jeice is able to go toe to toe against Vegeta in combat and was able to fight on par against Tien in the otherworld.

Toomi: Then there's Captain Ginyu who was able to take on Goku and even managed to trick him by switching bodies with him, using that to both fool Krillin and Gohan and even try to utilize the body for himself.

Sachi: Not only that but he was able to switch bodies with Tagoma and after so many years enduring his new life as a frog, Ginyu was finally able to rejoin the Frieza force.

Feats

All of them possesses ranks higher than Zarbon and Dodoria, two of Frieza's aides with Abo and Cado being the only ones who share the same rank.

The only soldiers in the army rarely abused by Frieza

Able to overcome any challenges tougher for any standard Frieza soldier to handle

Guldo was able to use his psychic powers to hold both Krillin and Gohan in place

Guldo was able to scare and take on Chiaotzu

Recoome manages to beat down Vegeta

Recoome tanked an all out beat down along with powerful ki attacks from Vegeta

Recoome broke every bone in Krillin's body and snapped Gohan's neck with a single kick

Recoome is able to fight on par with Yamcha

Burter was able to catch a Dragon Ball thrown far into the air

Burter was able to keep up with Tien 

Jeice is able to fight on par with Vegeta

Jeice is able to fight on par with Tien

Captain Ginyu is able to fight on par with Goku

Captain Ginyu stole Goku's body and even fooled both Krillin and Gohan

Captain Ginyu returned to the Frieza force by stealing Tagoma's body

Toomi: But despite being elites, the Ginyu Force are still far from being the perfect soldiers in the army. Especially due to their extremely flamboyant attitude.

Megumi: I know right? I mean, they literally have to pose all the time.

Sachi: Especially when after most of the members died, Captain Ginyu even started an audition to find new recruits to join his team, but it didn't really work out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPKCWnu7Ekc

Ginyu: So you're a Captain too?

<Ginyu then sends Captain Strong flying, screaming out>

Ginyu: There's only one Captain of the Ginyu Force and that's me!

Toomi: And in terms of combat and strength, Guldo is the weakest among them, preferring to use his telekinesis to take on both Krillin and Gohan rather than fighting and he was even easily taken out by Chiaotzu.

Megumi: And Vegeta decapitated him as well. And as for Recoome, he was struck down by a  single blow from Goku and was even defeated by Yamcha. The one fricking Yamcha.

Sachi: And Burter though he considers himself to be the fastest in the universe, he really really isn't.

Megumi: The biggest lie ever mentioned on the show.

Toomi: Indeed. According to how most Dragon Ball logic works, the higher your power levels, the faster you are so by that logic, both Ginyu and Frieza are faster than him.

Sachi: And the fact thanks to all the training he went through, Goku was able to outmaneuver him and even debunk his whole fastest in the universe thing.

Megumi: Plus Guldo can stop time, so technically, doesn't that make him the fastest member in the team?

Toomi: Yes.

Sachi: And while Jeice is fine in hand to hand combat, he isn't really any special, being in the team as more of an eye candy than an asset.

Megumi: Who can blame them? I mean, Jeice is literally the only good looking guy in the entire squad.

Weakness

Obssessed with poses

Extremely Arrogant

Had to play rock, paper, scissors or bet with sweets just to fight

Guldo lacks completely in strength and combat skills

Guldo was easily taken out by Chiaotzu

Guldo got taken down by a single hit from Goku

Recoome got taken down by Goku with a single strike

Recoome was killed by Vegeta

Recoome lost against Yamcha

Despite what he claims, Burter is not the fastest being in the universe

Burter was easily beaten by Goku

Burter was killed by Vegeta

Burter lost against Tien

Burter was taken down by Goku with a single strike

Jeice was forced to flee from his fight with Goku

Jeice was killed by Vegeta

Jeice lost against Tien

Jeice was taken down by Goku with a single strike

Captain Ginyu while can switch bodies is unable to mimic his hosts techniques and power levels

Captain Ginyu was scared of Goku's power levels

Captain Ginyu was easily beaten by Vegeta

Captain Ginyu accidentally switched bodies with a Namekian Frog

Captain Ginyu was forced to endure years living as a frog

Captain Ginyu was killed by Frieza

Toomi: And while Captain Ginyu can switch bodies, he however, is not able to possess his hosts power levels and abilities, so by switching bodies with Goku, Ginyu was unable to utilize his Kaio Ken technique and his power levels did not increase at all.

Sachi: And plus, each and every member were easily killed through out the show.

Megumi: But once the Ginyu Force is here, you better start praying otherwise those motherfuckers gonna screw you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZTVchrByQ

Recoome: Recoome!

Burter: Burter!

Jeice: Jeice!

Guldo: Guldo!

Ginyu: Ginyu!

Recoome: Together!

Burter: We're a!

Jeice: Force!

Guldo: To be!

Ginyu: Reckoned with!

Ginyu Force: We're the Ginyu Force!

Cooler's Armoured Squadron models for a What if Battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

<Cue: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke feat TI Pharrell>

Toomi: You guys remembered the Ginyu Force? Well, it turns out Cooler had a team similar to them.

Megumi: Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, freaks and misfits, meet the Cooler's Armoured Squad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlZquSnPxpo

Goku: So who are you guys anyway?

Cooler's Armoured Squadron: We are...Cooler's Armoured Squadron!

Toomi: Gosh. And I thought the Ginyu Force were lame.

Sachi: Being elites of Cooler's Army, the Cooler Armoured Squadron were made into Elite due to their attention to detail, being in the same rank as Frieza's Elites except their obviously more powerful than they are.

Toomi: Each members though had to go through times of tough training in order to become fellow members of the Armoured Squad with Salza going through a competition against Ginyu himself to become Captain.

Megumi: Then there's Doore, who was a pro-wrestler who went undefeated for over 300 hundred matches. And he always kills his opponents.

Sachi: And there's Neiz, who was a race of aliens who evolved from amphibians in an aquatic planet.

Toomi: After the team were formed, they too also began having a rivalry with the Ginyu Force due to the similarity in their styles and the fact that their own boss Cooler has a sibling rivalry with Frieza.

Sachi: And at the time when Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta, the Cooler's Armoured Squadron witnessed the planet's destruction in another ship, with Salza noticing a Saiyan Pod flying out of the planet.

Megumi: But like many villains, Cooler underestimates the rider of the pod and he ordered his troops not to attack it, thinking that the pod poses no threat to both him and his brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DySeDV5MPDA

Cooler: Besides, it's just a Saiyan child, he's no threat to us.

Megumi: Ha! Little do you know Cooler. Little do you know.

Toomi: And years later after a mission, it was then when Cooler found out his brother was killed by a Saiyan, prompting him and his Armoured Squadron to make a trip down to Earth.

Megumi: And while Goku, Krillin, Gohan, Oolong and Icarus are having a camping trip, the Armoured Squadron attacked, knocking out Krillin and Gohan before fighting against Goku.

Sachi: And right after Cooler severely injure Goku, the Armoured Squadron began torching up the entire forest, destroying every plant and animal life in the process though Cooler still forces them to search for a body, not willing to believe that Goku would simply die like that.

Toomi: And after Gohan and Icarus got the Senzu Beans to heal Goku, the Armoured Squad finally tracked him down. That is until Piccolo arrived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcID3Var6F8

Piccolo: Okay. I think I got this one. Pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.

Doore: Oi! I appreciate that! But I say I'm more handsome than pretty!

Salza: And my powers are not that weird!

Niez: RAAWWWW!!!

Piccolo: Okay, I take it back. You are all stupid.

Toomi: While Gohan went to get the Senzu Beans back to Goku, Piccolo easily defeated Doore and Neiz before getting into a forest fight against Salza.

Megumi: And just when he was about to win, Cooler came and defeated him.

Sachi: Salza then tracked Gohan back to the cave where Goku and a bunch of trapped animals are residing, destroying most of the senzu beans and beating both Krillin and Gohan in the process.

Megumi: But what do you know, there was one more senzu bean to heal Goku and with his newly found strength, Goku easily defeated him, rendering Salza unconscious for the rest of the movie.

Sachi: And right after Goku killed Cooler, Salza came back, though Piccolo finished him off, bringing the end to the Cooler Armoured Squadron.

Toomi: Being members of an Elite Force, it's no doubt that each member of the Armoured Squad possesses high amount of power and are no doubt stronger than an average Frieza soldier.

Megumi: Indeed, with Doore being known for his strength, high pain endurance and his wrestling style.

Doore

Super Strength

Great Wrestler

Flight

Ki Blast

High Pain Endurance

Bear Hug

Full Power Energy Barrage Wave

Sachi: And there's Neiz who possesses electrical powers, ki blasts and like a tortoise, he can retract his head.

Neiz

Super Speed

Head Retraction

Flight

Ki Blast

Electrical Charge

Martial Arts Skills

Full Power Energy Barrage Wave

Toomi: And finally, there is Salza, the Pretty Boy Captain, who is a skilled martial artist, ki blast user and possesses a genius level interlect . But he's most deadliest weapon is...

Megumi: A Lightsaber!

Salza

Martial Arts Skills

Genius Level Interlect

Multilingual

Ki Blast

Flight

Salza Blade

Full Power Energy Barrage Wave

Toomi: What?! No! It's actually called a Salza Blade, a purple beam of energy capable of cutting through almost anything.

Sachi: With their skills, it's no doubt that the Armoured Squadron are not any kind of Frieza Soldier, all three of them were capable of overpowering Krillin and Gohan and they were also able to hold their own against Goku in combat.

Megumi: Neiz is also able to duck his head fast enough to dodge ki blasts close to the speed of light and Doore literally took a blow from Goku without flinching.

Toomi: And Salza was able to shoot Icarus off the sky and defeated both Krillin and Gohan easily.

Megumi: And before the events of the show, did I mentioned that Salza was one of the few people to know Ginyu's true form?

Sachi: Wait? True form?

Megumi: Yes. I mean, considering how many times Ginyu has switched bodies over the years, it could be possible that the purple alien may not be his real body.

Sachi: That's...an interesting thought.

Feats

Received ranks similar to Frieza's Elites

Full Energy Barrage Wave torched an entire forest

Doore was an undefeated wrestling champion for 300 matches and never spares his opponent

Doore easily knocks out Gohan

Doore took a ki blast from Goku without flinching

Doore took a blow from Goku without flinching and managed to grapple onto him

Doore nearly cracked Gohan's head open with his can opener technique

Neiz was able to retract his head fast enough to dodge ki blasts from Goku and Piccolo

Salza is able to speak over 7000 languages

Salza shot down Icarus

Salza is able to beat down both Krillin and Gohan

Salza was last member of his team to survive the events of the film

Toomi: However, despite their strengths, the Cooler's Armoured Squadron are still far from being the perfect soldiers. When any of their teammates messes up, they tend to blame and even argue amongst themselves

Sachi: And while Doore may be the strongest in his team, he isn't really the brightest star in the sky, getting tricked by smarter opponents like Gohan and was even killed by Piccolo.

Megumi: And Neiz's electrical charge didn't work on Piccolo and he too died as well.

Toomi: Then there's Salza who was overpowered by Piccolo and was unable to hurt Goku, sent flying by a single charge from him.

Weakness

Overconfident

Tend to get into arguments if any of them make a mistake

Doore is not very bright

Doore was easily killed by Piccolo

Neiz's electrical charge was ineffective against Piccolo

Neiz was killed by Piccolo in the process

Salza was overpowered by Piccolo in combat

Salza was sent flying by a single blow from Goku

Salza was eventually killed by Piccolo

Sachi: And like we said earlier, Piccolo ended up killing Salza in the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9jv0q8_2Sw

<Shows footages of Piccolo killing Salza>

Megumi: But once Cooler gives his orders to his men, the Cooler's Armoured Squad will do everything in their power to finish their job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kul9lwqZbuk

Cooler's Armoured Squadron: We are...Cooler's Armoured Squadron!

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

Fight

Planet Namek

In the lush green beautiful planet of Namek, a large massive ship stood in the middle of the grassland, it's running engines churns just as five figures steps out of the hangar.

Standing in the middle of the grassland, Captain Ginyu surveys the area around him, remarking out towards the rest of his teammates.

Ginyu: So this is Namek huh? Not how I picture it.

Recoome: Well Captain? Shall we get to Lord Frieza now?

Ginyu: Of course! I can't wait to show him our new poses!

However, right at that moment, Ginyu heard a loud voice calling out to him.

???: Not so fast!

Ginyu: Huh?

Ginyu and his teammates halts in their tracks, turning around only to find three figures staring right at them.

Standing right across them stood the Cooler's Armoured Squadron led by Salza, the pretty boy captain of the team.

Ginyu narrows his eyes, facing the Armoured Squadron with a hint of hostility.

Ginyu: Well well, if it ain't the Armoured Squad!

Burter: What in the world are you doin' here anyway?

Doore steps up, answering Burter's question with a hint of hostility.

Doore: What's it look like? We're gonna take out those pesky Saiyans in your place!

Jeice places a hand on his hip, questioning the Armoured Squadron mockingly.

Jeice: Take our place eh? You couldn't even do a proper pose, what makes ya think you're better than us?!

Neiz retorts.

Neiz: Well, at least we're not desperate enough to recruit short stubby weaklings.

Enraged by the insult, Guldo shouts at Neiz.

Guldo: Hey! Watch your tongue!

Recoome: Yeah! You Armoured Squadron are really asking for it!

Doore: Really? Then whatcha waitin' for?! Come and get us then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsRyyLtcXho

<Cue: Fun! by Fromis_9>

Ginyu turns to face his men, instructing them.

Ginyu: Alright men! Since the Armoured Squad thinks their so much better than us, let's show them what the Ginyu Force are truly made of!

Ginyu Force: Yes sir!

At the same time, Doore asks Salza.

Doore: So, it's a fight huh?

Salza: Indeed Doore.

Neiz chuckles out in delight.

Neiz: Neh heh heh! I've been looking forward to beating those Ginyu Force fools senseless.

Salza: Well then, let's show them the true power of Cooler's Armoured Squad!

The Ginyu Force closes into each other, striking a pose as they shouts out in unison.

Ginyu Force: Together we are the Ginyu Force!

At the same time, the Cooler's Armoured Squad struck a pose, shouting in unison.

Cooler's Armoured Squadron: We are...Cooler's Armoured Squadron!

WHOOSH!!!

Both sides flies across the grassland, closing in right towards each other.

Announcer: Fight!

BAM!!!

Both Ginyu and Salza's arms clashes into each other just as their teammates began dispersing, locking each other into a massive battle royale.

Burter flies upwards at super speed, throwing a punch just as Neiz swerves his body to the side, dodging a blow from the Blue Hurricane.

At the same time, Jeice closes in onto Neiz, exchanging blows with the Amphibian soldier.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

As Jeice and Neiz are locked in battle, Doore lunges forward, throwing a single punch right at Guldo.

WHAM!!!

Guldo: WAHHHHHH!!!

Just as Guldo is sent flying, Recoome lunges forward, shouting out to Doore.

Recoome: You're going down!

Doore: Heh! I'd like to see you try!

Both Doore and Recoome slams right into each other, creating a massive shockwave across the plains upon collision.

BAM!!!

Meanwhile, Salza thrusts out his leg, sending Ginyu flying a with a single kick.

WHAM!!!

And right at that moment, Salza felt something hard slamming right into the back of his head.

BAM!!!

Salza: GAH!!!

Salza spun around, his eyes widens in shock just as Guldo raises up his hands, lifting several boulders up into the air.

Guldo: It's over for you!

WHOOSH!!!

Guldo thrusts out his hand, sending a massive barrage of rocks flying across the sky.

Just as the rocks closes in, Neiz pulls his head downwards, retracting his head right as a boulder flies past him.

Guldo turns around, sneering just as Salza points his palm at him, a sphere of ki forming within it.

PIU!!!

Just as Salza fires the ki blast right at him, Guldo inhales a massive gulp of air, causing everything to freeze around him.

WHOOM!!!

With time stopped momentarily, Guldo sprints out of harm's way, exhaling out just as time resumes, causing the ki blast to explode onto the ground instead.

KABOOM!!!

Guldo: Heh! They can never catch me.

However, right at that moment...

SLASH!!!

Guldo: ARGHHHHH!!!

Guldo could only let out a loud scream of agony as he felt his large blobulous head slide off his body, falling flat onto the floor.

Plop!

As the rest of Guldo's body collapses onto the floor, Salza swipes his hand back, retracting his Salza blade as he declares out.

Salza: Heh! Pathetic!

KO!

Upon witnessing Guldo's death, the remaining Ginyu Force members widens their eyes in horror.

Ginyu: How?

Jeice: No way!

Burter: They killed Guldo!

Enraged, Ginyu screams out at Salza.

Ginyu: You fool! Now that Guldo's dead, we can't perfect our poses anymore?

Salza: And that is our problem why?

Ginyu: Because you're going to pay for it!

WHOOSH!!!

Ginyu lunges forward, slamming his elbow right into Salza's cheek.

WHAM!!!

Salza backs away, narrowing his eyes just as Ginyu closes in onto him.

Meanwhile, Doore raises up his arms, shielding himself just as Recoome throws a single punch right at him.

WHAM!!!

As Doore in sent tumbling back, Recoome thrusts his arms out, grabbing Doore by the sides before lifting the green goliath up into the air.

Recoome: Recoome smash!

Recoome then jumps up into the air, slamming Doore headfirst into the ground.

BAM!!!

Recoome: Oh yeah!

Victorious, Recoome spun around before striking a pose, declaring out.

Recoome: You're no match for me.

Doore pushes himself out of the soil, his face covered in both dirt and fury.

Doore: You...I'll kill you!

WHOOSH!!!

Recoome: Huh?

Before Recoome could react, Doore swung his leg out, striking Recoome hard in the neck.

CRACK!!!

Recoome: Ah...

Just as Recoome falls back onto the floor. Doore rears his up his muscular body, letting out a loud victorious scream.

Doore: YEAH!!!

KO!

As Doore stood over Recoome's dead body, cheering out, Ginyu's mouth twists into a malicious grin.

Ginyu: Hm. I like that body of yours.

Ginyu then slams his own hand into his torso, stabbing himself right through his armour.

SHOK!!! 

Ginyu: ARGHHHHH!!!

Ginyu grunts out, pulling his hand out of his wound before facing Doore, spreading out his arms just as he loudly screams out.

Ginyu: Change now!

SHOOM!!!

Right at that moment, a bright light shines around Ginyu's body just as his consciousness flies across the air, striking right into Doore's back.

THOOM!!!

Meanwhile, Neiz swings his elbow downwards, striking Jeice right in the back.

TWAP!!!

Just as Jeice drops down from the air, Burter flies up towards Neiz, screaming out towards him.

Burter: Oh you're so dead!

WHOOSH!!!

Neiz and Burter flies across the air, exchanging blows among themselves.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Just as Neiz swung his leg across, Burter swerves his head back before diving his body forward, slamming right into him.

BAM!!!

Neiz: WAHHHHHHH!!!

Neiz screams out in agony just as he tumbles down from the sky, landing both hands and feetfirst onto the ground.

Tap!

Neiz: Ho ho!

As Neiz pants in exhaustion, just then, he heard the sound of footsteps behind him.

Thud! Thud!

Neiz: Huh?

Neiz spun his head around, finding himself staring face to face with what he think is Doore.

Neiz: Doore? Oh thank goodness you're here!

Neiz happily exclaims.

However, to his horror, Doore began speaking to him with a rather different voice.

Ginyu: Oh really?

Neiz: Huh? Your voice!

Before Neiz could even react, Ginyu throws a single punch right into Neiz.

WHAM!!!

Neiz: ARGHHHH!!!

Just as Neiz crashes backfirst onto the floor, Ginyu grabs him by the leg and he throws him up into the air, screaming out to both Jeice and Burter.

Ginyu: Jeice! Burter! Do it now!

Without hesitation, both Jeice and Burter swoops downwards, striking at Neiz repeatly.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Both Jeice and Burter then strikes Salza in both the neck and the body, instantly snapping both his neck and spine.

CRACK!!!

Burter: Ha ha!

Jeice: Alright!

Both Burter and Jeice cheers out as Neiz's body drops into the water below.

SPLASH!!!

KO!

Ginyu stares at Doore's gloved hands, exclaiming out with a hint of excitement.

Ginyu: This body is incredible! Such strength. In fact...

Ginyu turns his head, staring at Doore who is now in Ginyu's injured body.

Ginyu: I should just finish you off.

Doore: No...

Doore could only stumble helplessly just as Ginyu thrusts out his hand, firing a single ki blast right at him.

PIU!!!

KABOOM!!!

A massive explosion went off across the border just as Ginyu's old body went off in an explosion of fire and gore, killing Doore in the process.

FWOOSH!!!

Ginyu raises up his hand and he cheers out in triumph.

Ginyu: Ha ha! That is why they call me Captain Ginyu!

KO!

Both Burter and Jeice turns their heads, facing Salza, the last remaining fighter on his team.

Burter: Oh look Jeice. We've got one more to deal with.

Jeice: Yeah. Let's show Salza that I'm way better looking than him. Purple Comet Attack!

Burter: Purple Comet Attack!

WHOOSH!!!

Both Burter and Jeice flies forward, their bodies disappearing into a swirling purple blur.

Salza lunges up into the air, swinging his Salza Blade down onto them.

VSSSHHH!!!

Burter ducks his head towards the side before throwing a massive barrage of punches at Salza, forcing him back.

Salza: Pathetic! You call yourself fast?!

Salza swerves his head back, dodging a blow from Burter.

Burter: What the?!

Before Burter could even react, Salza swings his Salza Blade across his neck, instantly decapitating the blue hurricane.

SLASH!!!

Jeice: Burter!

Jeice screams out in horror just as Burter's body drops from the sky, crashing backfirst onto the ground.

THOOM!!!

Jeice turns to face Salza and he screams out in anger.

Jeice: I'm gonna kill you!

KO!

Salza: You are below me in ze powers and ze looks.

WHOOSH!!!

Both Salza and Jeice closes in onto each other, exchanging blows across the sky.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Salza thrusts out his foot, only for Jeice to suddenly grab it before throwing Salza across the air.

As Salza is sent flying, Jeice raises up his arm, a small red sphere forms within the palms of his hand, growing larger by the minute.

Jeice: Crusher Ball!

Jeice swings his arm downwards, sending the Crusher Ball down towards Salza.

Salza halts in the air and just as the Crusher Ball closes in, Salza immediately ducks to the side, narrowingly dodging the attack.

The Crusher Ball flies downwards, closing in onto Ginyu.

Ginyu: Aw crap!

Ginyu quickly flies out of harms way just as the Crusher Ball crashes into the Earth, causing the entire island to go off in a blazing explosion.

KABOOM!!!

Ginyu stood in the middle of the air, questioning out to Jeice.

Ginyu: Jeice! Find him!

Jeice: Aye! Captain!

Both Jeice and Ginyu swerves their heads back and forth, surveying the surrounding area for any signs of Salza.

However, right at that moment, Jeice heard a voice screaming out.

???: Behind you!

Both Jeice and Ginyu spun around, only to realize that Salza began attacking them by firing a repeated barrage of ki blasts right at them.

THOOM!!! THOOM!!! THOOM!!!

Ginyu: Gah!

Ginyu ducks to the side, dodging the oncoming barrage while Jeice flies up, narrowingly escaping the merciless attack from his opponent.

Just as Jeice is flying up, however right at that moment, Salza dives up into the air, closing in onto Jeice.

Salza: Too slow!

Jeice: Huh?

Before Jeice could even react, Salza slams his hand right into Jeice's torso, instantly shattering the side of his armour.

CRACK!!!

Jeice: ARGHHHHHH!!!

A loud scream of agony erupts from Jeice's mouth as the Red Magma clutches his torso in agony, blood dripping from his wound.

As Jeice winces in pain, his blood ran cold upon laying eyes onto Salza's palm, watching as a small sphere of energy forms on the rim of his hand.

WHOOM!!!

Salza: See you in Hell, Cousin Jeice.

PIU!!!

Salza fires a powerful ki blast from his hand, incinerating Jeice's entire body with a single shot.

KABOOM!!!

As the explosion dies down, Salza lowers himself down from the air, finding himself facing Captain Ginyu, the last remaining member of the Ginyu Force.

KO!

As Salza stood across Ginyu, a smirk forms from Ginyu's mouth as the Captain compliments Salza.

Ginyu: Not bad at all. You know, why not join my team?

Salza spat out in disgust.

Salza: Don't be stupid Ginyu. You think I want to join your team after what happened to both our men?

Ginyu pats the armour on his chest and he said.

Ginyu: You know, your partner's body ain't bad at all. I think I'm gonna keep it.

Salza: Having Doore's body does not make you as strong as he is.

Salza retorts, causing Ginyu to seethe in anger.

Ginyu: Well. Then I guess we're gonna end this right now.

WHOOSH!!!

Both Ginyu and Salza closes in onto each other, both Captains began exchanging blows across the air.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Ginyu grabs Salza by the torso and he throws him down, sending the Pretty Boy Captain crashing through a nearby boulder.

CRASH!!!

Ginyu swoops down from the air, his eyes narrows just as a battle damaged Salza emerges from the debris.

Just as Ginyu throws a punch, Salza throws an upwards punch, striking Ginyu in the torso.

WHAM!!!

Ginyu: Ngn!

Salza: You're going down!

Salza throws out his palm, launching a ki blast right at Ginyu.

Piu!!!

KABOOM!!!

As a massive explosion booms across the island, Ginyu stumbles back, his eyes widens just as Salza lunges forward, throwing a punch square in his face.

WHAM!!!

Ginyu slams his forehead into Salza.

WHAM!!!

Salza throws his knee right into his stomach.

BAM!!!

Just as Ginyu staggers backwards, Salza points his hand at Ginyu, firing a single ki blast right at him.

THOOM!!!

Ginyu grits his teeth, using Doore's strength in a desperate attempt to hold back the ki blast.

THOOM!!!

Ginyu: Ngn!

Ginyu grunts out, feeling the massive strain in his muscles as the ki blast pushes him back further.

And right at that moment, Salza bends his fingers, firing several blasts of ki blasts from them.

PIU!!!

THOOM!!!

The ki blasts struck right into Ginyu, causing him to scream out in agony.

Ginyu: ARGHHHHH!!!

Salza turns around, swiping his hand to the side as he declares out.

Salza: Now you're finished!

With Ginyu weakened by the attack, the ki blast pushes right into Ginyu's body, completely enveloping around the Captain.

Ginyu: ARGHHHHHHH!!!

Ginyu lets out one last scream of agony as his entire body completely disintergrates within the attack, causing his body to go off in a massive explosion.

KABOOM!!!

As Salza watches the explosion from a distance, he pulls his arm back, brushing back his hair and he declares out.

Salza: If that's all you've got, then you can't even scratch Cooler!

Salza then turns away, taking off into the sky to report to both Frieza and Cooler, leaving the corpses of both teams lying in flames.

WHOOSH!!!

KO!

Status

Salza decapitated Guldo

Doore snapped Recoome's neck

Ginyu took Doore's body and killed him

Both Burter and Jeice killed Neiz

Salza decapitated Burter

Salza incinerates Jeice

Salza destroys Ginyu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJMVo8ECsM

<Cue: New Earth by Bruce Falconer>

Megumi: Now that's what I call rivalry settled.

Toomi: The Ginyu Force are surprisingly versatile in terms of power but the Cooler's Armoured Squad really trumps them in many categories.

Sachi: Indeed, fighting on par against a Goku and Piccolo who at that time was able to go toe to toe against Frieza just puts them at Leagues over the Ginyu Force when a much weaker Goku was able to take down two of their members easily

Megumi: And poor Guldo, though his time stopping technique was useful, he literally stood no chance against the Elites.

Toomi: And while Recoome is certainly tough, he was easily downed by a single punch from Goku whereas a similar blow from a much stronger Goku barely fazed Doore, with him even using that to lock him in a grapple.

Sachi: And while Burter is certainly fast enough to take down Neiz, his speed is nothing compared to Salza who could even move fast enough to dodge and fight on par with Goku whoat that point can already move faster than Burter.

Toomi: And while Jeice and Burter does make a great combination, neither of them were comparable to Salza who is able to rival Ginyu in terms of power.

Megumi: Which finally brings us to the real fight, Ginyu vs Salza, considering how both gained the Captain title with their power levels, it brings up a single question, wouldn't Ginyu have won if he could just switch bodies with Salza and use it to kill him.

Toomi: He could but considering how Ginyu has already used that tactic on Doore once, Salza would have figured it out and attacked him before he could perform that move.

Sachi: I mean, Salza wasn't considered the smartest on his planet for nothing. Considering how he was the only one who found Goku's pod when Planet Vegeta got destroyed and the fact he figured out that Piccolo's ki blast was aiming at Doore instead of Neiz just proves he is more than capable of forming solutions to counter even game changing moves.

Toomi: With their high power levels, strength, speed, durability, intelligence and their skills, this just proves that the Cooler's Armoured Squadron has what it takes to take this victory.

Megumi: Looks like Salza has proven that the Ginyu Force is nowhere Cooler than the Armoured Squad.

Sachi: The winners are Cooler's Armoured Squadron.

Salza: This is the true power of Cooler's Armoured Squad! Bwahaha!

Neiz: Keh! This is what happens when you mess with Cooler's Armoured Squad!

Doore: Now you know your place!

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....

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Trivia

* The connections between the Ginyu Force and Cooler's Armoured Squadron is that both teams are Elites soldiers of an evil Alien Emperor who are not only strong powerful fighters but are extremely flamboyant and heavily obsessed with poses.

* Shockingly, the two groups were rivals in the very series they were in and their leaders Frieza and Cooler are rivals as well.

* The two teams also shares several similar key features among each of their teammates

* Both Doore and Guldo possesses green skin.

* Both Doore and Recoome possesses great strength and endurance and are also arrogant, thinking that they can take on anyone. The two are also rather big and muscular

* Both Neiz and Burter possesses reptilian features and are the tallest members of their team, also able to move fast as well

* Both Salza and Jeice are Brench-seijins who are extremely good looking and possesses great amount of intelligence and skills with ki attacks.

* Both Salza and Ginyu are the Captains of their teams and possesses great amount of power and skills, even having the same rank

* This is the first fight to be a team battle

* This is the seventh battle to feature characters from the same series fighting each other, the first being Heisei Kaiju Battle Royale, Android 21 vs Towa, Pyrrha vs Yang, Gwenpool vs Spider-Gwen, Burning Godzilla vs Super Godzilla and DBS Goku vs GT Goku

* This is the fourth battle where a Dragon Ball character won a What if Battle, the first being Bardock vs Minato, Android 21 vs Towa and DBS Goku vs GT Goku

* This is the fifth battle where a Dragon Ball character loses a What if Battle, the first being Power Girl vs Cooler, Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter,  Android 21 vs Towa and DBS Goku vs GT Goku

* Coincidently, the Cooler's Armoured Squadron were featured in Power Girl vs Cooler

* The part where Salza kills Jeice is based off how Vegeta kills Jeice in the anime