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Marvel vs DC, two fourth wall breaking women goes out in a bombastic battle that will leave you questioning the true meaning of fiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92H3Mscg7QQ

<Cue: Invader Theme>

Toomi: When it comes to the world of fiction, there are among those who are aware of their own level of existence.

Megumi: And sometimes, they can even see through the fourth wall

Toomi: Like Gwenpool, the real life girl who became a hero in the Marvel Universe,

Megumi: And Harley Quinn, the psychotic Harlequinn of Gotham, she's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi.

Sachi: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

Gwenpool rides back into What if Battles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk

<Cue: 7 Things by Miley Cyrus>

Toomi: Imagine yourself thrown into a fictional world you once read about. What exactly would you do? Would you try and hang out with the heroes you look up to? Would you try and make your fan-fiction dreams come true?

Megumi: Or, since it's a fictional world, would you just go kill people knowing that the writer will just bring them back? In that case, you might be like Gwenpool.

Toomi: Originating from our world, Gwen Poole might be what you see of a typical teenager, living a normal and boring life.

Sachi: Until one day, Gwen found herself getting transported into the Marvel Universe. Not wanting to be written off as "an extra" she went and got herself a costume made. Though the tailor misread the name as "Gwenpool" and made her a pink and white female version of Deadpool's costume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RItbZX8eCQI

<Shows Gwenpool in her costume striding into a group of suited men before pulling out her blades, cutting at them>

Megumi: After being a freelance mercenary for a bit, and doing a few jobs for HYDRA. She got the attention of MODOK's new organization called.....MODOK! Wow...he really just named it after himself?

Sachi: Having reformed, MODOK opened his organization; the Mercenary Organization Dedicated Only to Killing, to kill bad guys.

Toomi: However Gwen took credit for an agent's kill and then killed him, and next thing she knew she was hired as MODOK's right hand woman. Then again, if you manage to kill an agency's #1 worker chances are you are probobly better than them anyway.

Sachi: Being from the real world, Gwen possesses incredible Fourth Wall knowledge that exceeds even the likes of She-Hulk and Deadpool themselves. She knows the ins and outs of the Marvel Universe and even secrets that only the readers know.

Toomi: Not only that but Gwenpool is only a high tier reality warper, capable of ripping the fabric of reality and even walk and talk outside of the comic panel.

Megumi: And like Deadpool, Gwenpool's actually pretty sick at wielding her twin katanas. I mean she could hold her own against the likes of Leaper, defeat HYDRA agents and even smashed MODOK's mechanical leg with a katana!

Toomi: And unlike many of the Marvel characters, Gwenpool herself has actual free will, capable of acting out of the story writing from the writers themselves.

Gwenpool: Yeah, in fact, I can probably make myself win again!

Toomi: Wait what?! Gwenpool, you again?

Gwenpool: Yup. Still haven't forgotten the last time I fought Gwen Stacy. Man that was cool!

Sachi: Moving on, there are also times where Gwenpool is so immune to the point where many of the Marvel characters can't actually hit her with their projectiles which is amazing coming from people like Bullseye and Hawkeye who have very accurate aims.

Megumi: Also with Spiderman with his webs and Thor who's Mjonir and lightning can move faster than light itself! Oh and she can control nothing as well.

Gwenpool

Basic martial arts Skills

Basic Swordsmanship

Teleportation

Fourth Wall Breaking

High-tier reality warping

Free Will

Plot Armour

Knows literally everything about the comic and the real world

Time Travel

Nothingness Manipulation

Low-tier Omnipotence

Swords

Guns

Bombs

<Gwenpool facepalms and she shakes her head.>

Gwenpool: Again. I do not control nothing. I remembered mentioning that I don't come from the Marvel universe so that makes me invincible to erasure level attacks so sorry Thanos, but that "I don't feel so good" thing's not gonna work on me.

Toomi: Right. Gwenpool is also one tough fighter. Despite being an ordinary girl from the real world, the plot armor on her actually protects her from sustaining serious injuries if they could change the outcome of the story.

Megumi: And plus, she even invented Pantsgiving day in one comic where everyone gives each other tacky holiday hot pants every year. I mean there comes a time when it gets unreasonably hot so why not?

Sachi: Gwenpool is also fast enough to dodge machine gun bullets, outrun Dr. Doom and Iron Man and even move fast enough to dodge a blast of glue from Paste-Pot Pete

Toomi: It's even shocking to note that Gwenpool has great knowledge of the Marvel universe. For example, she can recognize heroes like Miles Morales or Kate Bishop while they are in costume, remembers the Leaper's first appearance, knows a Black Cat supporting character and even remembers where MODOK's lair is hidden, things that many amateur Marvel fans and even most of the Marvel characters themselves don't know.

Feats

Can escape attacks by breaking 4th wall.

Foiled Red Skull's plans in controlling Deadpool

Recognizes a Black Cat supporting character

She identifies Miles Morales on the Subway.

Easily identifies a disguised Arcade

Remembers where MODOK was supposed to be

Remembers an establishing shot of Robbie Reyes's school

Knows Batroc the Leaper's first appearance

Remembers an obscure plot thread from Miles Morales' old comic that was dropped

Remembers and exploits the attack pattern of a Sentinel from a Marvel videogame

Remembers the location of a doomsday device from Black Cat's comic

Narration describes her knowledge as "Encyclopedic".

Seemingly able to learn about other comics from her letters page

Beats up five rednecks in hand-to-hand, three with guns and two with melee weapons, without any issue

Although an elite Hydra agent disses her, Gwen actually does okay in hand-to-hand with her

Kills a Hydra goon with a thrown knife

Blocks a kick from Batroc the Leaper and a karate chop although he disses her

Kills three goons with her katanas using tecniques learned from Youtube

Briefly matches swords with Blade

She's the only one that can remember when time has been altered by Santa's magic. She speculates that this is because she's from another universe, however Galactus and Miles Morales were not immune.

Identifies the end of a prologue

Identifies that she was a guest star in the Champions comic

Knows when to do a recap

Sees and comments on the art style

Notices when the artist changes mid-comic

Looks at future pages to tell how much longer her comic will run

She can see Miles Morales' flashback, effectively reading his mind.

Her future self can feel her memories being retconned

Watches from outside the page as her actions are retconned

Reading her captions, noticing the timeskips between panels, feeling the edge of the panel

Sees the title of the story

Doesn't age

Held her own against Rocket Raccoon and Groot

Created Pantsgiving Day

Knocks out Mephisto in his own realm with a single kick after being thrown at him by Squirrel Girl

Grabs onto a subway train moving past at top speed, albeit with some damage to her hands.

Lifts and throws large sacks of gold bars

Wearing and fighting in full plate armor without issue, displaying considerable agility

Hurls Howard the Duck hard enough to knock out a Hydra goon

Freed Deadpool from his control from the Red Skull, causing him to go on a killing spree on every villain in the Marvel universe (Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe again)

Lifted Mjonir

Sachi: Not only that but when Deadpool killed all the Marvel heroes in the sequel to the original Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe comic, Gwenpool mentioned a trigger word which in turn made him kill every villain in the Marvel Universe, saving the Marvel universe in a world where heroes no longer exist.

Megumi: Plot armor, omnipotence, free will. Holy shit! Is Gwenpool a God?

Toomi: Actually, no. Despite her plot armour, Gwenpool is still no exception to pain, capable of either dying or sustaining injuries in the comics.

Megumi: And while she may dress like Deadpool, she does not have his powers at all. Meaning, no healing factor, no ninja training and of course, none of that Darth Maul shit you see in one of those old X-Men movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiEuzkJDwUg

<Shows footages of the X-Men origins Deadpool deflecting bullets with his katana, even skillfully slicing a single bullet into half, killing two African guards in the process>

Sachi: And even though Gwenpool can dodge webbing, she does not have the strength to break free from those as shown in her fight against Kid Arachnid. And she also lacks the strength to hurt or even cut Groot

Weakness

Still a mortal girl

Despite dressing up like Deadpool, Gwenpool does not possess any of his skills and powers

And unlike Deadpool, Gwenpool has no healing factor

Cannot hurt Groot

Restrained by Miles Morales webbings

KOed by a punch from Miles Morales who he states he was holding back to avoid killing her

Struggles to breathe and her costume catches fire in a burning building

Wasn't aware that Dr Doom had turned good since she entered the Marvel universe.

She hasn't read Deadpool comics because she doesn't like them.

Wasn't up to date on changes in the Avengers' status quo

Initially she has some trouble controlling this power.

Comments that she's confused by all the available pages possibly because she was stressed

Misses a panel border causing her to fall to the ground.

Killed by Deadpool

Not entirely skilled with a sword

Learned how to fight just by watching Youtube Videos

Toomi: And plus Gwenpool doesn't really trained that much in fighting with her sword fighting lessons being based off Youtube videos instead of actual training from professional instructors.

Sachi: What's more, Gwenpool isn't up to date in every event in the Marvel universe. Such examples involves not knowing that Dr. Doom has turned good and the fact she never read Deadpool comics because she despise him.

Megumi: But even with all that, Gwenpool is just gonna go down there and live the dream every Marvel fan want...to stand alongside the Avengers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6_ZJ3uhyk8

Narrator: Hey! How did you get in here?

Gwenpool: You know what? I don't know. What I do know is you're broadcasting this back to the people on my world and I want in on it!

What if Battles and the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR8Mrt1IpXg

<Cue: Psycho by Red Velvet>

Toomi: Harleen Quinzel may be what a typical psychiatrist is. Career-Orientated, good in her studies and even gaining several PHds.

Megumi: But all that changed when her internship at Arkham Asylum leads her to her meeting with the Clown Prince of Crime himself.

Sachi: Through several therapy sessions with him, Harleen found herself slowly falling in love with him eventually losing her own sanity as she helps him with his escape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBRq4JX4ip4

Joker: I'm not gonna kill you, I'm just gonna hurt you really really bad.

Toomi: As a result, she felt the Joker "saved" her from her boring life as she adopted the alias Harley Quinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBrVLmLsHBQ

Harley Quinn: Well, everyone on my show's gonna have fun alright? We'll bash their fucking heads in!

Sachi: While initially a flunky who wanted to win Joker's approval as go on criminal sprees in Gotham, using her sexuality and her playful personality to achieve her goals or to entertain herself at the expense of others, Harley became a villain in her own right and was eventually recruited by the Suicide Squad program.

Megumi: And eventually, she then left the Suicide Squad and then went on teaming up with both heroes and villains alike.

Toomi: Harley Quinn possesses Olympic-level gymnastic and acrobatic skills and her agility and fighting speed makes her far more formidable than she looks.

Sachi: Her repeated exposure to Joker's Joker Venom and Poison Ivy's serum has affected her physique to the point not only did she became more insane but like the Joker, she also became immune to their effects as well.

Megumi: Like Joker she uses trick weapons primarily, but Harley is willing to use oversized or blunt melee weapons as well. One such weapon is her trademark mallet.

Harley Quinn

Skilled Gymnast

Expert Martial Artist

Skilled Doctor and Surgeon

Excellent Marksmanship

Peak Human Physique

Immunity to toxins

Oversized wooden mallets

Sledgehammers

Dual .357 Revolvers

Good Night: Personalized Baseball Bat

Chainsaw

Batons

Oversized Boxing Glove Gun

Jack-In-A-Box Bomb

Snare Trap

Fake mustache/lockpick

Toomi: Although mostly being seen as a sidekick for the Joker, Harley is actually more than that, being competent enough to lead her own gang and even run her own criminal organizations in his absence.

Megumi:  And when those two worked together, they were even able to take down Batman, a man trained by fricking ninjas.

Sachi: Harley has even beaten Poison Ivy and Killer Croc in battle, held her own against Catwoman and even ripped off Lobo's head, the same Lobo powerful enough to take on Superman.

Megumi: And speaking of Superman, Harley even beaten a depowered Superman in a boxing match

Feats

A very competent gang leader in her own right, have led Joker's gang during one of his assumed deaths.

Defeated Killer Croc

Briefly became a Green Lantern

Caught Batman off guard with a hammer to the head... twice

Defeated Joker on some occasions.

Held her own against Lex Luthor's aide Mercy Graves.

Beat Nightwing and freed Poison Ivy from prison.

Stole Lobo's motorcycle and got away with it (by ripping his head off)

Laughed off a session in the electric chair

Defeats Poison Ivy and Swamp Thing (Injustice 2)

Incapacitated Wonderwoman

Shrugged of Scarecrow's Fear Toxin, even admitting that she huffs it for kicks

Captured Batman and almost fed him to a pool of Piranhas, all by herself.

Escaped Hell

Toomi: But as tough as she is, Harley is still one hundred percent human, possessing little to no superhuman abilities, meaning she can still die from gunshots, stabs or even any normal means of harm.

Megumi: And her insanity does leaves her clumsy and occasionally idiotic.

Sachi: Not to mention, Batman has bested her many times in battle

Weakness

Has little to no superhuman abilities

Completely insane, clumsy and occasionally idiotic.

Bit off her doctor's ear when the doctor took Harley's Looney Tunes video. 

When Harley attempted to return to a normal life, it took only hours for her to have a mental breakdown and devolve back into villainy. 

Claims to not be a 'dumb blonde' trope because Harley confirmed that she is "not even a real blonde!"

Is often blinded by her love for the Joker. Although she occasionally sees him for the psychopath he is and leaves him, she eventually comes back.

The two have frequently fought, threatened, argued, attacked or attempted to kill each other at times(even when Batman is present) 

Joker is willing to abandon or harm her to get an edge. 

Got bit by Man-Bat in an alternate dimension.

Defeated by Batman and his allies countless times; sometimes with little effort. 

Even her strongest depictions are no match for Batman's physique.

Wanted in twelve states.

Fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam

Toomi: But her biggest weakness is her love for Joker. While Harley does love him, Joker sometimes doesn't feel the same way with him abusing her and even willing to abandon her to get an advantage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSGG6D-He9A

<Shows footages of Joker throwing Harley out of the window>

Sachi: Not to mention, the two also fought, threatened, argued, attacked and attempted to kill each other all the time, even if Batman is around.

Megumi: But Harleen has proven to Joker many times that no matter how he abuses her, she will never be held down by him 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGM4uYZzfu0

Harley: I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you. Not Mister J. Because I'm Harley Fricking Quinn!

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

Fight

Sidewalk

Standing on the sidewalk, Harley leans next to a lamp post, minding her own business as she taps onto the screen of her phone.

Right at that moment, Harley felt someone bump into her.

BAM!!!

Harley: Yeow!

Angered, Harley turns to the person who bumped her and she snaps.

Harley: Hey! Watch where you're going pal!

Gwenpool: Sorry. 

Gwenpool apologizes purposely, only to find herself intrigue at Harley's appearance.

Gwenpool: Say, wait a second, I don't think I have seen you in any Marvel comics before. Which issue were you in again?

Upon hearing her question, Harley scolds the girl.

Harley: Marvel?! I'm from DC mind you!

Gwenpool: Wait, DC?!

Upon hearing the word, Gwenpool brandishes her sword, facing Harley as she declares out.

Gwenpool: Sorry, I can't allow you to ruin this comic for me!

Harley: Alright then, bring it on sister!

Announcer: Fight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-9kt-qi1g

<Cue: Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys>

Before Gwenpool could react, Harley struck by throwing her fist out, striking the costumed hero square in the neck.

WHAM!!!

Gwenpool: Ack!

As Gwenpool staggers back, Harley pulls out her mallet, swinging it across her cheek.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Gwenpool: Yeowch!

Gwenpool screams out in pain as she crashes backfirst into a nearby bush.

Harley then pulls out a gun and she points it at Gwenpool, opening fire at her.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

Realizing the danger she is in, Gwenpool sprints across the floor, dodging Harley's hail of gunfire before closing in onto the clown.

Gwenpool launches herself up, slamming her knee right into Harley's face.

WHAM!!!

Harley: Ow! You broke my nose you stupid...

However, before Harley could finish her sentence, a metallic disc flies across the air, slamming into her as Gwenpool's voice squeals out.

Gwenpool: Language!

Massaging her sore head, Harley pulls out dynamite and she throws it at Gwenpool, causing it to go off in a massive explosion.

KABOOM!!!

Gwenpool: WHOOOAAA!!!

As Gwenpool is sent flying, Harley pulls out a bazooka and she aims it at Gwenpool, saying to her.

Harley: Hasta la vista baby!

FWOOSH!!!

Harley launches a missile up into the air, causing it to go off in a fiery explosion.

KABOOM!!!

Feeling triumphant, Harley turns around, smugly saying to herself.

Harley: And the winner is me.

Gwenpool: Not really.

Harley: What?!

Harley turns around, her eyes widens in horror at Gwenpool, who is not only unscathed but completely alive as well.

Harley: But how? I thought I killed you.

Gwenpool places a hand on her hip and she said.

Gwenpool: Girl, I have dealt with the likes of Mephisto before. That kind of move won't work on me.

Harley: No, but this will!

Harley declares out as she pulls out a Super Pill.

Realizing that Harley has violated the rules of What if Battles 2, Gwenpool pulls out a pair of glasses, slips it over her eyes and she began imitating a butthurt DC hater.

Gwenpool: Actually, Injustice is non-canon.

Harley: Yeah well, I'm a bad guy, this is what I do.

Harley then pops the pill into her mouth and she throws her arm out, striking Gwenpool under her chin with a force equivalent to that of a wreaking ball.

WHAM!!!

Harley then jumps up, grabbing onto Gwenpool before throwing her across the air, sending her crashing through a building.

CRASH!!!

Harley then lands feet first onto the ground, watching just as Gwenpool pulls out a pistol, opening fire at her.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

Harley: YAAAHHHH!!! Hey! Watch it!

As Harley moves back from the attack, Gwenpool brandishes her katanas, swinging them at Harley.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!

Harley pulls out her bat, only for Gwenpool to swing her katana across, easily slicing her weapon into two.

Harley: Aw shucks!

Gwenpool then throws out her leg, striking Harley square in the torso.

WHAM!!!

Just as Harley recoils back, right at that moment, she looks up as the upbeat music around her suddenly changes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9tV3kmvY18

<Cue: Hymne a L'amour by Edith Piaf>

Harley: Huh? What gives?

Gwenpool then shifts her fingers at her, saying to her.

Gwenpool: Oh, I'm just playing to you the smallest violin ever.

Harley: Alright! I had enough!

Harley pulls out a handgun and she opens fire at her.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

But to her horror, Gwenpool simply jumps out and she suddenly disappears from sight, causing Harley to look around.

Harley: Huh? Where did she go?

Outside of the panel, Gwenpool skips across the comic box, staring down at Harley before jumping down, flying right into Harley's face.

WHAM!!!

As Harley stumbles back, Gwenpool pulls out her katana, slashing at her opponent repeatly while singing out.

Gwenpool: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Blood pours from Harley's wounds as she staggers backwards, only for Gwenpool to rush forward, grabbing her onto her shoulders before saying to her in a Harrison Ford impression

Gwenpool: Get off my comic panel

Gwenpool swings her body across, throwing Harley out of the comic panel into the endless white void.

Harley winces in sheer agony just as her body slowly dessimates into dust, her existence erasing away like ink on paper.

As the song plays around her, Harley could feel a tear drop dripping down her face as she whispers out.

Harley: I really don't want to go.

Harley's entire body went off into a pile of ash, flying into the sky as Gwenpool turns to face the viewers, saying to them.

Gwenpool: And that Cap, Ultron, America, Hulk, Carol and Nat, is how you take down a DC character.

As the screen slowly slides to black, Gwenpool pulls out a magician hat, winking at the viewers as the song ends.

KO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8NiTs974vY

<Cue: Forever in My Dreams by Really Slow Motion>

Gwenpool: Yup. Knew it.

Toomi: Gwenpool!

Gwenpool: Fine! I'll go!

Toomi: Anyway, Harley does have the complete advantage in combat skills and her experience in fighting and taking on tricky opponents does leaves her with the potential to actually beat Gwenpool

Megumi: But Gwenpool's powers puts her on a way completely different level over Harley. I mean while Harley can break the fourth wall, Gwenpool's fourth wall powers enables her to jump out of the comic panel, resist the ways the writer writes the story and even erase characters from the comics itself.

Sachi: And while Gwenpool is a normal girl in the real world, her abilities in the comics enables her to hold her own against Mephisto, enemies far above Harley level

Toomi: And being unrestricted to the comics writings means Gwenpool is immune to almost every attack Harley throws at her. I mean Batroc is strong enough to crush concrete roads and Miles himself has held his own against Knull and Blackheart

Megumi: And like I said, jumping out of the panel itself and observing the retconning of the comics means Gwenpool could have just jumped out and possibly erase Harley with nothing but an eraser

Toomi: Having a way better fourth wall breaking ability, strength and durability, this is what granted Gwenpool the victory of this match

Gwenpool: Looks like Harley has DCeased of existence

Megumi: Hey!

Gwenpool then pulls down the curtain, proudly pointing to herself as she declares.

Gwenpool: The winner is me, again.

Gwenpool: Never stop believing in the impossible!

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....

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Trivia

* The connections between Gwenpool and Harley Quinn is that both combatants are fourth wall breaking characters that has went on wild adventures, mingled with both heroes and villains alike and even called out the creators of both Marvel and DC

* The two are also considered to be female counterparts of their more dangerous and psychotic male counterparts, Deadpool for Gwenpool and Joker for Harley Quinn

* This is the tenth battle to pit a Marvel character against a DC character, the first being Ego vs Mogo, Captain America vs Deathstroke, Cyborg Superman vs Ultron, Rogue vs Poison Ivy, Miss America vs Supergirl, Hulk vs Darkseid, Captain Marvel vs Green Lantern and Black Widow vs Batwoman

* This is the eighth time a Marvel character won a What if Battle, the first being Ego vs Mogo, Gwenpool vs Spider-Gwen, Miles Morales vs Izuku Midoriya, Spiderman vs Ruby Rose, Spider-Gwen vs Batgirl, Thor vs Vegeta and Scorpion vs Ghost Rider

* This is the eighth battle where a DC character loses a What if Battle, the first being Doomsday vs SCP-682, Ego vs Mogo, Toph vs Terra, Batman vs Sub-Zero, Catwoman vs Cassie Cage, Roman and Neo vs Joker and Harley Quinn and Spider-Gwen vs Batgirl

* Gwenpool is the second returning character to win a What if Battle, the first being Spider-Gwen

* Coincidently, both Gwenpool and Spider-Gwen fought each other in Gwenpool vs Spider-Gwen

* This fight is most likely created to commemorate the Harley Quinn cartoon series, the Birds of Prey movie and the upcoming Deadpool 3 movie

* Gwenpool mentioning Captain America, Ultron, Miss America, Hulk, Captain Marvel and Black Widow is a reference to how these few Marvel characters have lost to DC characters in previous battles