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Akame ga Kill vs Hellsing, which two wire twisting assassins will be left hanging on top of this string of death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92H3Mscg7QQ

<Cue: Invader Theme>

Toomi: Whether it's a gun or a knife, none comes near as dangerous as wires

Megumi: Yeah, especially if you can string your enemies before killing them.

Toomi: Such as Lubbock, the wire ambusher of Night Raid,

Megumi: And Walter C. Dornez, the butler of the Helsing Family, she's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi.

Sachi: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

Lubbock strings into What if Battles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzA6VoZCZlI

<Cue: Personal by The Vamps and Maggie Lindemann>

Toomi: Lubbock was the 4th son born into a wealthy merchant family in a region of the Empire.

Sachi: During his childhood, he met Najenda, who had just moved into the region for the time. Falling in love at first sight, he left the life he had to get closer to Najenda and joined the army.

Megumi: Using his talent, Lubbock rose through the ranks to the point where he could serve and be by her side. He would also join her in her defection to the rebellion, even going as far as to risk his life to change the military records of both him and her to K.I.A.

Toomi: Soon, he then met Tatsumi during the mission to assassinate Aria and her parents and he fought alongside him and pretty much everyone on Night Raid against General Esdeath and the Jaegers.

Sachi: During Night Raid's investigation of Wild Hunt, he was captured along with Tatsumi in the Imperial Capital in a clever plot engineered by Syura, the Prime Minister's son.

Megumi: And while Esdeath had some intimate moment with Tatsumi, Syura went on to torture Lubbock in the most inhumane way as possible only for him to end up killing the assassin in the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iHXNNM9gP8

<Shows footages of Lubbock killing Syura>

Toomi: Lubbock then attempts to use Shambhala to escape, but it only teleported him to the courtyard, where Izou was only to end up getting killed by him.

Sachi: Being an assassin of Night Raid, Lubbock is skilled in killing enemies discreetly, relying on trickery to trick his opponents before killing them.

Megumi: He's also good at playing dead which he used many times to ambush his enemies.

Toomi: And like all Teigu users, Lubbock's Imperial Arm is  "Infinite Uses: Cross Tail" which consists of wires. He can use those for cutting, scaling, and even medical purposes, like the one time he managed to reattach Leone's arm with it.

Lubbock

Superhuman Physical Characteristics

Proficient Assassin

Weapon Mastery

Master Hand-to-Hand Combatant

Thread Manipulation

Weapon Creation

Can insert his threads into his bloodstream to cut off his circulation 

Play dead

Cross Tail 

Sachi: Lubbock is also able to take hits from Rakasha demons, beings who are known for killing users of Imperial Arms prior to the events from the show.

Megumi: And you guys remember Mez, the chick that fought in the final fourth episode of our 2019 battles? Well, Lubbock here is the person responsible for it.

Feats

Wires are strong enough to hold up several Night Raid members

Killed Syura

Briefly held back  Grand Chariot Wave.

Reattached Leone's arm

Toomi: However, despite being a fairly skilled assassin, Lubbock is far from the strongest fighter of the team, mostly relying on trickery to get the best of his opponent.

Megumi: Not only that but Lubbock sometimes tends to get distracted by the sight of beautiful women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08sZ_OhNKiI

Tatsumi: But if you want to win her love, you have to stop looking at other girls in the hot spring!

Lubbock: WHAT?!

Weakness

Not really skilled in hand to hand

Relies more on trickery to kill his enemies

Easily gets distracted by attractive women

Realm-Cutting Thread is finite in supply.

Megumi: No matter what it takes, Lubbock will one day to find a moment to confess his love to Najenda. Sigh, too bad he's dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08sZ_OhNKiI

Lubbock: Take a look behind you.

Mez: Uh Wait.

Sten: Ah crap!

Lubbock: See ya later suckers!

Walter wires into What if Battles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZFKsjTLBCI

<Cue: The Best You Had by Nina Nesbitt>

Toomi: Walter C. Dornez has lived with the family for perhaps his entire life. He was educated at Balliol College, Oxford (where Arthur and Sir Hugh Irons were educated) after World War II and studied philosophy and politics.

Megumi: And years later, he worked as a butler for Integra, the descendant of the Hellsing family. And he certainly is everything you want for a butler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cLrt-TGcI

Walter: My name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family, and formal master vampire hunter!

Megumi: How is it that a man as old as my grandma could be this hot?

Sachi: Anyway, during the Germans attack on England, Walter was then captured by the Captain before being experimented on by the Doctor, who then transformed him into an artificial vampire.

Toomi: And thanks to him, Walter's age began decreasing, his appearance going 30 years younger along with his strength and endurance further enhanced.

Megumi: Afterwards, he then confronts his former comrades, revealing himself to be a traitor before engaging Alucard in battle.

Toomi: In which he had the upper hand for a while before his body began trembling, deteriorating due to the effects of a rushed surgery.

Sachi: As Alucard began turning the tables, Walter then began reverting back into a child before facing Alucard in the form of a small girl.

Megumi: Girlycard, that's his name.

Toomi: Alucard then begins absorbing the blood of all of London's deceased civilians and combatants, mocking Walter all the while. Until Schrödinger commits suicide and falls into the river of blood.

Sachi: And just to note, Schrödinger is a being that exists out of reality itself so by infusing himself with Alucard, he ends up putting the vampire in a state of non-existence.

Megumi: And after being left alone, Walter was then attacked by Heinkel who wanted to avenge Yumie, only for him to cut her up before crawling back to kill the Doctor.

Toomi: And as the zepplin burns, Walter then lights a cigarette, bidding Integra farewell as he pasts away peacefully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqK1rUXil4

Walter: Farewell...Master Integra...

Megumi: The one thing about anime characters with their cigarettes, when they drop it, you know it's over.

Toomi: Despite being a human, Walter possesses exceptional combat prowess, on par with or exceeding many supernatural beings

Megumi: And even at a age of almost seventy, Walter is fast enough to dodge bullets, move fast enough to react and even kill Vampire Nazis before they could even go," Yo what happened?"

Sachi: But Walter's primary set of weapon is his Microfilament Wires, which are sharp enough to slice through steel and concrete with no trouble, he can use them to bind and restrain targets without damaging them.

Walter C. Dornez

Superhuman Strength

Superhuman Speed

Superhuman Endurance

Superhuman Accuracy

Microfilament Wires

Toomi: It's even disturbing to know that he's really skilled with wires to the point he was even able to turn Luke Valentine into a puppet before ripping the vampire up into shreds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CZpv9egbzQ

<Shows footages of Walter constricting Luke>

Megumi:  If you think that's cool, then there is also the time he fought against a Catholic Swordswoman called Yumie who can move fast enough to  turn into some sort of blue-white light and before she could even know it, Walter sliced her right up.

Sachi: And no matter what kind of age group you put Walter, his strength and endurance always seems to exceed that of any ordinary human, such as fighting the Captain in his wolf form at the age of fourteen, taking several gunshots from Heinkel without dying and even threw down Alucard in his prime.

Feats

Held his own against the Captain in his wolf form at the age of fourteen

Killed the Doctor while he was in his child body

Threw down Alucard

At the age of sixty-nine, killed Vampire Nazis with little to no difficulty

Turned Luke Valentine into his own puppet before brutally killing him

Killed Yumie

Survived getting shot several times by Heinkel

Speedblitz Alucard several times

Sliced off Heinkel's leg and arm

Moved fast enough to cut down bats in midflight

Moved fast enough to dodge bullets

Killed Baskerville

Megumi: Damn! Just how strong is this old man?!

Toomi: However, as tough and powerful as Walter is, he is far from the strongest being in the whole series, especially since due to the effects of the rushed surgery, Walter's body began deteriorating during his fight against Alucard, resulting in him reverting back to his child body

Sachi: And he was forced to live with the remainder of his life knowing that he is nothing but second best compared to Alucard, especially when he couldn't succeed what Alexander Anderson couldn't accomplish

Weakness

Lost to Alucard

Tends to get overconfident when he seems to be gaining the upperhand of the battle

Due to the effects of a rushed surgery, Walter's vampire body is constantly deterioting

Despite his endurance, Walter is not invulnerable as ordinary bullets can still harm him

Megumi: But traitor or not, Walter still proves that he is one butler you should never underestimate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cLrt-TGcI

Walter: I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by course of praying to your imprutent God.

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

Fight

Hellsing Manor

Perching outside of the Hellsing Manor, Lubbock and Akame peers from a tree, staring at a figure seated behind the window.

Akame holds up a poster with the words,"Integra Van Helsing" and she asks.

Akame: Is that the one?

Lubbock: Yes.

Both Akame and Lubbock lunges from the air, preparing to attack Integra through the window.

However, right at that moment...

Twip! Twip! Twip!

Suddenly, several strings of wires shot out of the air, wrapping themselves around both Akame and Lubbock's heel.

Akame: Huh?

Lubbock: What?

Before any of them could even react, a strong powerful tug sends the two of them flying across the air, crashing bodyfirst through a nearby window.

CRASH!!!

Both Akame and Lubbock pushes themselves up, only for their expression to switch from that of anger to shock.

In the middle of the hallway stood a tall skinny elderly man, facing them with his hands wrapped in wires.

The man then introduces himself.

Walter: Greetings, my name is Walter C. Dornez, butler of the Hellsing Organization and I'm afraid my master Integra is not up for visitors today.

Lubbock turns to Akame and he instructs her.

Lubbock: You go get her, this one's mine.

Akame nods and she dashes off, leaving Lubbock to face Walter alone.

As Walter steps up towards him, he sighs.

Walter: It would be a real shame to kill you, I just washed the carpet today, would really hate to mess it up with that tainted blood of yours.

Lubbock: Yeah, well old man. It's gonna be your blood that I'm gonna spill.

Announcer: Fight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8gE2l8iws

<Cue: Mind Your Manors Dark Deception OST>

Lubbock unleashes a hail of wires at Walter, only for the butler to simply step forward, his Microfilament wires slicing through them as if they were nothing.

Walter: Really?

Lubbock: N...no way!

Desperate, Lubbock grabs a vase and he hurls it at Walter.

Walter swings his wire across, easily shattering the vase with a single strike.

CLANG!!!

However, right at that moment, Lubbock lunges forward, throwing a punch right into Walter.

WHAM!!!

Angered, Walter swings his leg out, striking Lubbock in the torso.

WHAM!!!

Lubbock: YYAAAAHHHH!!!

Lubbock screams out in agony before collapsing onto the floor.

Walter stares down at his opponent scornfully and he questions.

Walter: What? Over already? Hm!

Walter then turns around, wondering to himself.

Walter: Hm. That reminds me, is Alucard finished dealing with the girl yet?

However, right at that moment, Lubbock's eyes snaps open and he yells out.

Lubbock: I got you now!

Lubbock swings his wires upwards, slicing right through Walter.

Lubbock sneers and he says.

Lubbock: Heh! You're already dead.

Walter: Yes. You are. 

Lubbock: What?!

Before Lubbock even knew what happened, the assassin felt what seems like a million wires coiling around his body, sending a wave of agony through his spine.

Lubbock: YYYAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Walter shifts his hand, playing around with Lubbock's body as he says.

Walter: Please, I have fought against the likes of vampires, werewolves and assassins for decades, you really think such an amateur move would work on me? Please, don't make me laugh.

Walter gives one single hard tug and in a single moment, the sound of flesh tearing following by the sound of blood splattering tore through the air.

SSHRRRIPPPP!!!

Walter looks down, sighing to himself as the bloodied remains of Lubbock collapses onto the carpet.

Walter turns just as a loud gunshot rings across the hallway.

BANG!!!

The butler watches as Akame's body drops onto the floor followed by a gleeful Alucard peering from the side of the hall.

Alucard: Hey Walter, how's the boy.

Walter: Oh just fine, he made quite a mess here actually.

Walter looks at the corpses, sighing to himself.

Looks like he has to clean the carpet again.

KO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8NiTs974vY

<Cue: Forever In My Dreams by Really Slow Motion>

Megumi: Man, that ended pretty quickly.

Toomi: To be honest, this is surprisingly not even a close fight at all. Lubbock may possess incredible tactical skills but aside from that, his combat skills, endurance and intelligence are nothing compared to Walter's.

Sachi: If you think about it, Lubbock was often times shown that unlike Tatsumi, he possesses very weak endurance and stamina, especially if he couldn't do a lot of push ups while Walter on the other hand was even throwing down full grown men even as a sixty year old man.

Megumi: And the fact that Walter could even throw down Alucard for a whole one minute is more than enough to prove that he is stronger than Lubbock.

Toomi: Though Lubbock is certainly smart enough to play dead to ambush his opponent, such trickery won't work on Walter due to how fast he is. Now note that Yumie is able to move faster than the eye can see which makes her faster than any ordinary human or vampire and Walter not only reacted to her but he was even able to cut her up in the entire process.

Sachi: And plus, Lubbock's not much of a fighter himself.

Toomi: Having the advantage in speed, strength, durability and power, this is what gives Lubbock the win of this match.

Megumi: Looks like Walter has really wired Lubbock down.

Sachi: The winner is Walter C. Dornez

Walter: Excuse me.

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....

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Trivia

* The connections between Lubbock and Walter is that both combatants are seemingly ordinary humans who are also deadly remorseless killers. The two are also skilled with wires and are more than capable of cutting down people with a single swing.

* This is the first time an Akame Ga Kill character fights a Hellsing character

* This is the first time a Hellsing character wins a What if Battle

* This is the third time an Akame ga Kill character loses a What if Battle, the first being Genos vs Seryu and Night Raid vs Seven Deadly Sins

* This is the first time a What if Battle ended in a very fast pace, most likely due to how one-sided this is