Me: *tells my mom I want a Nightwing hoodie but only shows the picture so I won't have to reveal the fact that I am a major fangirl*

My mom: So, you want a hoodie of THAT. Have you read the books? 

Me: *panics internally* *internal mental breakdown* *says calmly, cooly* possibly. Why?

My mom: Well, how much have you read? 

Me: *small mysterious smile while I'm dying inside* wouldn't you like to know 

My mom: Seriously? Is that the book that you were hiding from me in Barnes & Noble? With the man in a red thing pointing a gun to someone's head and blood all over the place? 

Me: *shrieks internally bc she's comparing Red Hood to Nightwing and ready to go on a rant* *blurts* Red Hood

My mom: wtf

Me: No, not the same. *mumbles* I shouldn't have said anything at all. *walks away dying inside and having a mental breakdown* *stubs my toe* *internal crying*