Brook's P.O.V.

I was getting ready for the rehearsal dinner when my phone rang.

"Hello?" I said.

"Hey it's Ally did mom buy you a dress too?" she asked.

"Yup," I replied annoyed.

"Well at least I won't be the only one who had their mom pick out there clothes," she said.

"Ya but you'll be the only one that has there younger sister driving them there," I said.

"Hey! I was backed up on my lease I'll get my car back sooner or later," she said. I rolled my eyes.

"Ok I need to get ready see you in 10," I said.

"K bye," she said as she hung up.

I had already put on my dress which was a turquoise knee length dress so I went to my closet and got some 4 inch heals. I'll wear whatever if it makes me look tall. I am already pretty tall for a girl. I'm 5.7 but I still want to look taller.

I then grabbed a clutch and left the apartment. I knocked on Ally's door until she opened it. She was wearing the exact same dress but it was blue.

"And that's our mom for you," I said.

We both laughed and went to the car.

"I got fired today," Ally announced.

"Why?" I asked.

"I really don't know but I'm kind glad my boss was a dick sniffer," she said.

"Ew!" I reply.

"Ya well when I cleared my office I found a magazine and it was talking about the average amount of men that a normal woman sleeps with and it's 10.5," she said.

"You've had more than that," I said.

"I've ben making a list of the amount of guys I've slept with so I'll be able to know. What was the name of that politician guy?" She said.

"Tom Piper," I said.

"K thanks," she said writing it down.

"Hey who's the guy who lives in front of us?" I asked.

"He's some asshole who has a different woman lying on his bed every night," she said.

"Ok," I said.

"Why?" she asked.

"Oh just curious," I said pulling up to Daisy's driveway.

For some reason I couldn't get that Colin guy out of my mind. He was very attractive. And did I mention his chest. He was very muscular.

Shut up Brook! Remember what Ally told you!? I do not want to end up being one of his victims.

Anyways we got out of the car and entered the house. We were immediately yelled at by our mother.

"Oh finally!" she exclaimed walking up to us.

"Hi mom," Ally and I said at the same time.

She then hugged the both of us.

"Sorry Ally was working late," I said.

"Ya but anyways you look great!" Ally said to mom.

She looked at Ally and fixed her hair.

"I'm growing out my bangs," Ally said.

Then mom taped my stomach as in saying that I needed to lose weight. Like I wasn't anorexic already because of her.

"Where's Rick, Alison and Brooklyn weren't you supposed to bring a date?" mom asked.

I mentally face palmed. I had this friend Scott who is gay who was supposed to attend this with me to fool my mother.

"Rick's on a business trip, for his business," Ally lied.

"I was looking forward to finally meeting him. At least this one doesn't make balloon animals," mom said.

"And how about you young lady? Where's Scott?" she asked.

"Um his dad is in the hospital dying so he couldn't make it," I lied.

Mom nodded.

"Anyways why aren't you two wearing the dresses I bought you?" she asked.

Ally and I both looked confused.

"These are the dresses you bought us," Ally said.

"What they looked very different on the manikin," she said.

Wow I can't believe this woman. She gave birth to me?

She once had the guts to tell me that when she was pregnant with me she was thinking of abortion. Who says that?!

"Is Daisy upstairs?" I asked trying to change the subject.

"Yes she is. She is a wreak," mom said.

"Well how about Brook and I go check on her?" Ally said.

"Please do," mom said as we started to walk up the stairs.

"Oh and your cousin Bo is here!" mom yelled at us.

"Step cousin, he's a step cousin, we're not even related!" Ally yelled.

I was confused by why she cared but I soon found out.

She pulled out her book of past relationships and wrote down Bo.

"No way!" I said.

"Shut up," she said annoyed as we walked to the room where Daisy was.

"Hi," Ally and I said in unison.

"Oh thank god you guys are here. Mom's been a bitch ever since Eddie's parents got here. She just cannot believe that her marriage ended before theirs did," Daisy said as we helped her with her dress.

"Well dad should be here soon so she'll have someone else to focus her hatred on," I said as I took a seat.

"Um dad's not coming she won't let me invite him here," Daisy said.

"Are you inviting him to the wedding?" Ally asked siting down opposite to me as Daisy was still getting ready.

"Uh I don't know," Daisy said.

"Oh," Ally said as she pulled out her sex partners chart.

"Hey what was creepy puppet guys actual name?" Ally asked Daisy.

'No way,' I mouthed.

She glared at me.

"You mean the guy who lived next door who was obsessed with me? Gerry Perry," Daisy asked.

"Gerry Perry! Thank you," Ally replied writing it down.

"What are you writing?" Daisy asked.

"Nothing just some notes for my toast," Ally said putting it down.

I smirked.

"Is it gonna rhyme?" Daisy asked.

"That depends, what rhymes with orgy?" Ally asked.

"You just keep it under three minutes," Daisy said, "Ready?"

"Aw you look amazing go ahead Ally and I will be down in a few," I said.

"Ok," Daisy said leaving.

Ally started counting the guys out loud.

"19," she said.

"Damn," I said.

"Holy shit," she said drinking some wine.

We ended up drinking a few bottles of wine. She was trying to drink away the fact that she slept with 19 guys I started getting depressed about that I needed to find the one soon cause I was getting horny.

Ally took off her shoes and went down the stairs holding a bottle of liquor and I followed also holding a bottle.

When we got downstairs we saw a little person and she taped his head and said, "Cute."

I laughed and followed her to the crowd.

We then passed by Bo and a girl and Ally warned her about Bo being ruff on the nipples.

We were going to sit down when mom told us to make a toast.

"When Daisy first told me she was dating Eddie I couldn't believe it. I said Eddie Vogel the shmuck you went out with in high school he was the biggest douchbag of them all. Even worse than baby hands. Do you guys remember him, baby hands," Ally started.

"Dis you know that Eddie broke up with her by dating her best friend who's here today guys, Sheila stand up," I said.

She stood up and started laughing.

"But but when Eddie saw Daisy at their high school reunion he knew what a big mistake he had made. No offence Sheila. And now Eddie's amazing you wouldn't even know that he is the same guy. Except no shit he looks exactly the same," I said.

"Man I wish I would have gone to my high school reunion but I was growing out my bangs, I'm always growing out my bangs, I don't get bangs. Well to Daisy and Eddie," Ally said.

We hit our bottles together just to have them break. Thank god it didn't spill on us.

Everyone laughed. Now that I look back at that we made a huge fool out of our selves.