Me: OH GOSH.
Person: What how did you even get here
(I was climbing out of a hole)
Me: I'm free.....I'm free to do what I want.....
Person: ????
Me: *stands up* I can now feast of the souls of the innocent! *looks at person*
Person: O-O *runs*
Me: *yells* Oh what the f*boom*
Person: *legs explodes* WHYYYYYYY
Me: By the way I was kidding. Bye leg less person!
Leg less: -__- rly