Random person: I will now summon the almighty Derp. *clears throat* DERPDERPDERPDERP!!!!

Me: *poofs* YOU HAVE SUMMON ME LITTLE DERP, WHAT IS YOUR WISH?

Random person: the fu, it really work?

Me: I believe you mean WHAT THE F*BOOM*

Random person name blew up

                         : What did you do!?!?

Me: uh.... LOOK A DERPLY BUTERFLY!!!!!

                          : *turns around*

Me: *poofs away*

                          : *turns back, no ones there* Fudge.