Hello everybody, The very much real and 100%, not an imposter Waifumaster is here to present you your chapter... oh and don't worry, you'll get your waifus... Ku Ku Ku Ku... oh, wait am I still writing?

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You slowly woke up from your bed, you shut off the alarm clock and got up to get dressed... you changed into your school uniform before grabbing your backpack and riding your bike to your school, you were in no rush, in fact, you were rather early, after all, you were an amazing student, almost all the teachers can agree with that, you're not the smartest, but you're not a quitter, and they pride themselves on having such a hard-working student in their classes...

However, you did have a problem... A serious problem and that was your loneliness. You accepted the harsh truth, you were not good with the ladies, you often said things without thought and you often acted very bitter towards couples, whether it be at school or public...

You were in the front seat of your classroom looking around, to the right of you a couple was giggling and laughing as you tried to focus... you sighed as you quickly got a piece of paper and threw it at the guy

Lover guy: "Ow... hey, what's this?"

He quickly uncrumpled it only to find a message in big red letters

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TRYING TO FOCUS IN CLASS ASSHOLE!"

Yep... you were not a very nice guy... you're a mean one ... Mr.Grinch... oh, wait it's July, not December. After an uneventful science and Math class, you quickly scurried up the stairwell to go to your dungeon of loneliness, your stronghold of solitude, your fortress of Social anxiety... the school's rooftop. It was currently lunch time so you sat down and ate your lunch which you made at home. After eating you got up and looked over the edge of the school seeing everything.

<< Y/N >>: " Tch... damn it, man, I can't believe this... this is supposed to be school! Not a nightclub where you meet some girl and date her... stupid love who needs you anyway...I do... I... I really want to love... learn to love... and be loved... I can't keep this up... I can't keep up this facade ... I hate this, everybody around me is so happy... except me... why does it have to be me?"

You looked up at the sky before closing your eyes...

<< Y/N >>: "I wish I could be loved... I wish I could have people to love me... I wish I can have a harem..."

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<< Y/N >> : "Are you kidding me right now! This is bullshit! Where's my harem! How come no hot girl hasn't walked through those doors! why am I still lonely! Fuck you, god! You're supposed to give me a harem! Hurry up already! ...That's it I'm becoming an atheist! This is called a Male reader insert x harem for a reason! What, are you going to send me a cupid-like entity like in the anime "Love Tyrant, or " The World God Only Knows?" Am I supposed to commit suicide right now so that I can go to a fantasy world with lots of cute girls like "Konosuba", or am I suddenly going to be living in a hotel with them just like as in " Love Hina?" Damn it, man! I can't believe it! Let me guess, this author is just gonna BS it? If he does BS it, then damn he's fucking lazy-"

And just like that all of a sudden a rather odd looking person appeared in front of you. He quickly jumped onto your level and sighed

{{ Waifumaster }}: "Wow... you just can't be patient can you, huh, oh and yes... you are very much gonna get a harem... but that's because you've been fucking me up, I've been asleep for 8 fucking months and not once have I gotten up! But you're the little shit that woke me up!"

You sigh and chuckle a bit nervously, pissing off God himself is a lot more terrifying when he's right in front of you

<< Y/N >>: "Um... sorry about that God..."

{{ Waifumaster }} :"Hmm? Oh, it's no problem at all, and I'm actually a goddess-MMPH! I-I mean... oh, who cares about me anyway! I'm just doing my stupid "Breaking The Fourth Wall" act anyways, the reader has seen me do that plenty of times, anyways, to get your harem, you just gotta shake my hand"

<< Y/N >>: " Shake your hand and get a harem? Haha! That's too easy! I'll never forget this Waifumaster!"

You quickly shook his hand and smiled, you were so grateful

<< Y/N >>: "wow... Waifumaster, I don't how to repay you, this is just- hey are you ok? You seem a bit... odd"

You looked at how he looked the other way, it sounded like he was trying to hold in some laughter

{{ Waifumaster }}: "Ku Ku Ku Ku... Oh, who gives a shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

You couldn't help but feel a sense of dread... that... I don't think that he gave you a harem

<< Y/N >>: "Hey... what... What did you just do to me... this... this doesn't feel right at all..."

You see him walk up to you before giving you a hug

{{ Waifumaster }}: "Oh, I'm really sorry... but you're Waifumaster's creation... and to get my revenge I must destroy everything that he has made~"

<< Y/N >>: "Wha-wha-what! What the hell! But aren't you Waifumaster... no... no way, that hug just then... I... I felt boobs! You're not Waifumaster at all!"

???: "Ku Ku Ku... smart boy too~ well you got that right, you thought it was Waifumaster, but it was I!"

"HUSBANDO MISTRESS!"

you stand there looking a bit confused and unimpressed

<< Y/N >>: "so... you're a gender bend Waifumaster? Because the opposite of waifus is husbandos- oh why do I care, what did you just do to me!"

×0× Husbandomistress ×0×: "Oh that, well... just like how Waifumaster has the ability to create waifus and harems... I can create Husbandos and reverse harems! But not only that... I also do yaoi~"

You went pale and your eyes went wide, you couldn't help but fall on the floor on your knees... you... you weren't gonna get a harem of girls... but rather a harem of guys...

<< Y/N >>: "why... why would anybody ever do this... is this some sort of sick joke?"

×0× Husbandomistress ×0×: "No, not at all... this is my revenge, this is my revenge on Waifu master! And there's nothing you can do to fix it! Muahahahahaha! Now all his books will become Yaoi harems and I'll delete all his waifu-centered books! Nobody can stop my revenge scheme now!"

You gulped and got up before pointing right at her

<< Y/N >> : "I- I know who..."

×0× Husbandomistress ×0×: "Hmm? And who would that be? I killed Waifumaster too, that pathetic loser couldn't do anything at all"

Suddenly out of nowhere a small hole was broken through the sky, you were shocked, but inside that hole was a face... could it be?

{{ Waifumaster }}: "Are you sure about that?"

Husbandomistress is surprised by the sudden sound of his voice, judging by the fact that it was a meme as well only assures us, that is the real Waifumaster!

×0× Husbandomistress ×0×: "What! How can you still be alive! I thought I killed you! I saw you bleed!"

{{ Waifumaster }}: "Bullshit, I can't die, if you really did kill this chapter wouldn't even exist"

×0× Husbandomistress ×0×: "OH NO! YOU'RE RIGHT! FU-FUCK!"

Waifumaster quickly jumped in front of her and grabbed her before keeping her there

{{ Waifumaster }}: "There... now you aren't going to be going anywhere you THOT... now tell me... why would you ever want to get revenge?"

You watched her struggle to escape his tight hug, she kicked and jerked around but that just tired herself out, she panted before she started to cry a bit

×0× Husbandomistress ×0×: "Because... it's because how can you just create me and leave me alone! How do you think I feel when you make all those waifus! I thought I was your one and only Waifu!"

It suddenly became obvious what was going on... I thought she was his rival or the opposite... but just like God created the devil, Waifumaster created her... who knows how long she's been alone, and unloved, it must be sad...

{{ Waifumaster }}: "Husbandomistress... why didn't you tell me? I'm here for every single one of my waifus... plus you have your Husbandos to keep you company... we'll continue this later, I have to fix Y/N love life... now Y/N, I just want you to shake my hand, and that revert everything back to normal, no more Yaoi, just good old fashioned anime girls"

You smile and quickly shake his hand

<< Y/N >> : "Gee thanks..."

{{ Waifumaster }}: "No problem... but, I couldn't completely fix, her curse is still inside of you... your harem will be a bit different, but... I can't tell what will change... I'm sorry I couldn't come in time to stop her, but if you ever need me... just whine some more... see you later..."

He quickly started to climb upwards towards the sky by a stairway of heaven, a bunch of super hot angels welcomed him back, but Husbando mistress was with him too... looks like she won't be neglected anymore... hopefully, she does not go batshit crazy again. You sighed and sat down on the floor before sighing

<< Y/N >>: "well... looks like I have a harem now... hopefully, that crazy chick didn't affect it too much... he did say it was still anime girls... HUH! OH GOD TRAPS! HEY WAIFUMASTER THAT BITCH BETTER HAVE NOT GIVEN ME A TRAP! I DON'T WANT SOME CUTE LOLI CHICK TO BE A TRAP! I SWEAR TO YOU I'LL KILL HER IF SHE EVER GIVES ME A FUC-"

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Hey guys, and there we go, the first chapter, man this one was eventful, I can't believe she impersonated me, and I can't believe nobody figured it out, and don't worry, just like Luigi says "Zaps For Traps", so no you won't have a trap in your harem... Oh and sorry for not including any waifus in this one, next chapter will be I'm good, and I'm pretty much sure I might release it today as well... oh, and husbando Mistress, what do you have to say for yourself?

"I'm sorry to everybody who enjoys his stories, I was gonna ruin them but I guess I can't really do that... I suck at writing"

Good, well anyways this Waifumaster signing off, faking my own death after leaving wattpad for 6-8 months, and yes she is a gender-swapped me... Don't judge