Mom: Hey dear it's a week unti-

Derp: No don't say it-

Mom: School

Derp: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

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Derp: *walks into history class and sits assigned seat* Wait, I'm seating next to the window...I'm the main character of something!

"Purr"son: Lol what of boring town?

Derp: Oh like you'll ever be used again!

"Purr"son: D:
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Derp: *belly flops into math*

Teacher: Because we all are supposed to get to know each other, I'll tell my life story! *tell life story that was amazing and inspirational to class* And that's my life story.

Class: *claps*

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Art teacher: Don't mess with me in the morning or I'll snap your arm off and smack you with it! *sips coffee*

New kids: *thinking* WtfWtfWtfWtf-

Everyone: Ah, good old art teacher threatening people again. (She's a sweet person, but not a morning person at all.)

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Derp: *jumps though window and lands in seat at lunch* Sup, m8?

Short friend: *is staring at a friend*

Derp: Did he call you a dwa-

Dwarf: I'm not a dwarf!

Loz a friend: You sure?

Now angry dwarf: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-!!!!!!!!