Me : * Watching/reading Yaoi*

Parents:* barge in* what you doing? *looks over, turns deep red* Derp...what's this crap on you phone?

Me:* terrified* uh, um... LOOK A MAJESTIC BUTTERFLY!!! *points*

Parents: *turn* Were!

Me: *runs*

Parents: * turns back* there's no butter- f*ck! I fell for it again!!!