Theme Song: Mind Is A Prison by Alec Benjamin

(Zero's P.O.V)

I realized that Five doesn't even know that I'm here. Prefect, I smirk as I walk down the stairs and climbing the walls. I enter the kitchen quietly. Diego notices me but quickly averts his eyes from me, noticing the playful smirk on my face. If he asks where I am tell him I'm dead, I said inside his head. Alright, he replies.

"What's the date? The exact date." Five asks.

"The 24th." Vanya answered

"Of what?"

"March."

"Good." Five turned to walk to the cupboard. Luther stood up in front of him.

"So, are we gonna talk about what just happened? It's been 17 years." Luther inturrupts.

Five scoffed. "It's been a lot longer than that." He said before spacial jumping over to the cupboard.

"I haven't missed that." Luther muttered. "Where'd you go?"

"The future. And it's shit, by the way." Five said befor spacial jumping back to make a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich.

"Called it." Klaus said, making me smirk.

"I should've listened to the old man." Five continued. "You know, jumping through space is one thing, jumping through time is a toss of the dice." There was a pause. "Nice dress." He added to Klaus.

"Oh, well, danke!"

"Wait, how did you get back?" Diego asked.

"In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time." Five replied.

"That makes no sense." Diego said, clearly confused.

"Well, it would if you were smarter." Five said. Diego stood up in anger but Luther held him back. "How long were you there?" Luther asked. "Forty-five years. Give or take." Five replied. "So what are you saying? That you're 58?" Luther asked.

"No, my consciousness is 58. Apparently, my body is now 13 again." Five said like Luther was the dumbest idiot on earth.

"Wait, how does that even work?"

"Delores kept saying the equations were off. Eh. Bet she's laughing now."

"Delores?" Allison asked.

"Hmm." Five hummed, picking up the paper on the table. "Guess I missed the funeral."

"How'd you know about that?" Luther said.

"What part of the future do you not understand?" Five studied everyone. "Where's Zero?"

I decided to tell everyone, inside their heads, the plan. Pretend I'm dead, I said. They all said okay to the plan. "She...uh...died." Klaus said, feigning sadness. Five's face fell slightly. Smirking, I silently dropped to the ground and crept up behind him. Once I was right behind him, I crossed my arms over my chest. "Welcome back." I said. Five jumped and turned around. His eyes widened. "Klaus? Are you doing this?" He asked.

"Klaus isn't, I'm alive." I huff. Five raised an eyebrow at me. "You want proof?" I ask. Five nodded. I flicked the side of his head, making him flinch. "Proof enough?" Five nodded.

"Alright, call me when we're starting the funeral." I said, walking away.

Hello.

Good bye.