OKAY!

SO, I MAY OF CHOSEN HOW ALLISEN AND JAY'S KIDS LOOK LIKE.

KAT AS:
A CHILD 👇

A PRETEEN 👇

A TEENAGER 👇

AND NOW, CHARLIE AS (his hair starts off black but then grows to purple) :
A CHILD 👇

A PRETEEN 👇

A TEENAGER (just imagine the eyes still green, not gold)👇

Annnnnnnnnnd now, about the video... ^ω^

Jay: How do you spell "friend"?

Kat: H - I - J - K - L!

Jay: How do you spell... "Delilah"?

Kat: *random toddler mumble*

Jay: *trying not to cry from laughter* Wow... Good job!

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(Just warning, this is back when Dawn and Jamie are toddlers)

Lucinda: Can you please eat your food? Please?

Dawn: I'm busy, I'm busy! *goes back to colouring*

Lucinda: *waits a moment before speaking again* Okay, now can you eat? Now?

Dawn: Mummy, Mummy! I'm busy! I'm busy! *whining*

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Allisen: You wanted a what?

Charlie: *wearing a fake beard* A beard!

Allisen: *trying not to laugh* A beard? Like who?

Charlie: Like Dad! *points to edited picture of Jay with a beard*

Allisen: Oh! Is that why you did that?

Charlie: Yeah!

Allisen: Look in the mirror! *lifts Charlie so he can look in the mirror* How does it look?

Charlie: Good!

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Jay: What is that?

Charlie: *pointing to Kat who had accidentally gotten marker all over her face while she's colouring* That's a monster...!

Jay: On the couch there? That's a monster? *gestures to Kat, who looks up with a pout*

Charlie: That's a monster.

Jay: Are you sure that's not your sister?

Charlie: That's not my sister! That's a monster...! *runs away*

Jay: *looks at Kat, who's bottom lip was trembling as she is about to cry* Awe, poor Kat...

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Kat: Sweet prince, prince goodbye! *starts to run away*

Charlie: Don't go! *Kat runs back and hugs him*

Kat: Sweet prince, I have to go away! Goodbye! *starts to run off again before she stops and looks back at Charlie* Oh my gosh, sweet prince!

Charlie: Come back!

Kat: Oh...

Charlie: Come back!

Kat: *runs off*

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Jay: This is your middle finger. *holds Charlie's middle finger* This is your ring finger. *holds Charlie's ring finger*

Charlie: *suddenly looks annoyed* Dad, I'm not getting married! Ever!

Jay: Not getting married?

Charlie: *shakes head* No!

Jay: Why not? *watching in amusement as Charlie paces*

Charlie: Because I don't want to! A - P - S - U!

Jay: What if you find the woman you love?

Charlie: I don't want to. I'm not getting married, ever!

Jay: *rolls his eyes with a grin* Okay...

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Lucinda: Can you say "Doctors come from Yale"?

Jamie: Doctors come from Yale.

Lucinda: Say "Doctors come from Harvard".

Jamie: Doctors come from Harvard.

Lucinda: And where are you going to go to school?

Jamie: Um... *thinks for a moment* On the toilet!

Lucinda: *starts laughing*

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Allisen: What bad word did I say?

Charlie: *whimpering* You said its time to clean up... And that's a bad word!

Allisen: *struggling to not laugh* That's a bad word?

Charlie: *nodding* Yeeeeeeah...

Allisen: Well, you need to pick up your toys!

Charlie: Mummy! That's a bad word! *taking deep breaths from his crying* Remember?! *takes another deep breath*

AND ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE ITS TOO CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrW5_dWwC-c

Dawn: *singing as she counts* Three, four, five and six and seven and eight!

Andrew: Alright, can you-can you count higher then that?

Dawn: I can count higher like this! *suddenly is squealing as she counts* ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!

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Lola: *sitting with Kat* Say "Bus"!

Kat: Butt?

Lola: *grinning* "Bus"!

Kat: Butt?

Lola: Say "Bus"!

Kat: Butt!

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Jamie: *singing by himself* - had a fart! E - I -E - I - O! And on his farm, he had a fart! E - I - E - I - O! With a pfft pfft here and a pfft pfft there! Here a pfft, there a pfft! Everywhere a pfft pfft! Old McDonald had a fart! E - I - E - I - O!

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PREGNANT Auntie Pandora: What's in my belly?

Kat: A baby shark?!

Auntie Pandora: *laughing as Kat waddles over*

Kat: Awwwwwwwe, a baby shark!
A baby shark!

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Lucinda: I'm smart!

Dawn: I'm smart!

Lucinda: I'm strong!

Dawn: I'm strong!

Lucinda: And I'm cute!

Dawn: I'm cute!

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Allisen: What are these? *holds a packet of blueberries towards Charlie*

Charlie: Boobies.

Allisen: *eyes wide* What are they?!

Charlie: It's... Boobies!

Allisen: You want boobies?

Charlie: Blwuebewwies (Toddler Translation: Blueberries) !

Allisen: Ooooooh, blueberries!

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Kat: *looking at her stomach* What's that? What's that?!

Allisen: That's your belly button.

Kat: *takes a second* It's cute.

Allisen: It's cute?

Kat: Yeah.

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Jamie: *singing in his room alone* I'm a Batman, hiding! My fists hits your face! My face is your... Face! Hiding inside of... Your butt! And a cow is hiding in my... Underpants! And I flash... Human flesh is a cat's favourite food! He likes chicken nuggets and-- *A turkey plush suddenly gets thrown into the room* WHAT ARE YOU- TURKEY, TURKEY! *he starts chasing the turkey plush as it gets pulled away by a long piece of string attached to it*

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Allisen: What is Daddy?

Kat: A boy.

Allisen: A boy... What is Mummy?

Kat: A girl.

Allisen: A girl... What is Alex?

Kat: A girl.

Allisen: A girl... What is Adam?

Kat: A boy!

Allisen: A boy... What is MeewMaw?

Kat: *takes a moment* Old.

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Lucinda: No kissing girls at school.

Jamie: I kiss the girls? *starts giggling*

Lucinda: No kissing girls! Uh-uh.

Jamie: I kiss the girls!

Lucinda: No, you only kiss Mama.

Jamie: I kiss the girls!

Lucinda: No, you can't!

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Allisen: Can you say "Orange"?

Charlie: Yellow.

Allisen: "O", can you say "O"?

Charlie: O!

Allisen: "Range"?

Charlie: *huffs* No.

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Jamie: *in the room with Dawn, Andrew and Lucinda* Jesus loves you, *points at Dawn* and you, *points at Lucinda* and you! *points at Andrew* And he loves everyone! Can I get a may hen?!

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Charlie: I'm not crazy!

Jay: *snickering as he grins* You're not crazy.

Charlie: Not crazy!

Jay: Not crazy.

Charlie: NOOOOOOOOOOT... CRAZY! Not crazy!

Jay: Not crazy--

Charlie: *mumbles something sounding like "I'm not crazy" before he stops and thinks for a moment* I'm crazy!

Jay: You're crazy? *laughing*

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Allisen: Did you say you want to cancel Christmas? *looks at Kat worried*

Kat: *nods* Yeah...!

Allisen: Why?

Kat: *sniffles a little* Because I'm allergic to Santa...

Allisen: You're allergic to Santa?!

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Charlie: *In the park with Jay as he looks around. He sees another little kid and points at the girl* She's ugly!

Jay: *laughing as he quickly apologises to the parent* She's not ugly!

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Jamie: HELLO PEOPLE! *grinning as he dances on the lounge room table and Lucinda runs over* Yeah! Yo! WE NAUGHTY! *giggling as he looks at Lucinda* You dwive me crazy Mum!

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Charlie: It's the monsters!

Allisen: What about the monsters?

Charlie: E-eat me!

Allisen: Will the monsters eat you?

Charlie: No. They won't. Because Mummy, and Daddy, and me will punch them in the nose! *makes punching motion*

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Allisen *in the middle of explaining how to dye eggs to Kat* - I'm gonna dissolve them in the vinegar, and then we can put the water in, and then we get to dye *Kat looks upset at this part* . Okay?

Kat: *whimpering* I don't want to die...

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Allisen: Why are you sad?

Charlie: *sniffling* Because you told me don't shake my butt...

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