Jeongin:
Take my hands now
Felix:
You are the cause of my euphoria
Hyunjin:
Ooh damn some people are feeling romantic today huhhhh ;)))
Jisung:
I'm always romantic
Minho:
No Jisung it's called horny
Me:
Let's not-
Changbin:
Lmao why do we always end up having Jisung's horniness as the main topic of conversation?
Jisung:
Because I'm special
Seungmin:
No
It's because you're strange
Jeongin is still traumatized by your shenanigans
Jeongin:
Agreed :')
Minho:
Let's talk about smth else than Jisung and his imaginary noona
Jisung:
Oh yea
Avoiding a person to stop thinking about them all the time?
You're in a denial phase, Lee Minho
Minho:
Denial my ass
I'm just avoiding you to save my last few brain cells
Changbin:
Yes we need those brain cells to function properly
Felix:
Poor sungie :(
Jisung:
Sometimes I feel like only Felix understands me
Me:
He's just being polite, Jisung
Hyunjin:
Let him live, guys
Changbin:
Anyway
Let's find a new topic to discuss other than Jisung
Jeongin:
I dug a hole in my room's wall which is next to the kitchen and now I can simply toss the food in my room through the hole instead of carrying it all the way inside
Minho:
Simple but effective
Hyunjin:
Because modern problems require modern solutions
Seungmin:
How did you even dig a hole in it?
Jeongin:
Idk
It just happened
Like I was playing w a hammer and it slammed on the wall and created a hole
Felix:
"Playing w a hammer" child r u ok
Me:
Maknae on top
Hyunjin:
OH MAH GAWD YOU DUMB PEANUT
Hyunjin is typing...
Minho:
He's typing a long message
Quick, throw him out of the group
Hyunjin:
What is your problem w me? (〒﹏〒)
Minho:
The fact that you're breathing rn is very concerning for me
Like I might plug your nose with a clip while you're sleeping and celebrate with some cake
Me:
Hyunjin is so lucky that he's not living with Minho
Changbin:
For real tho
Seungmin:
Yeah like he's more lethal than me
And that does say smth
Jisung:
I've been quiet for like a long time in this chat
It's not good for my health
But I bet Hyunjin is butthurt now
Changbin:
Can we stop using the term 'butthurt'?
Like we ain't twelve anymore
Felix:
Then what do we use?
Ass-troubled?
Jeongin:
Looks like he's having a tushy-tantrum
Jisung:
A little booty-bothered, if you ask me
Me:
And Seo Changbin
This is the way you chose to learn that it's no point arguing with them?
Wow
Minho:
Lmao I'm enjoying this
Seungmin:
Sigh
Changbin:
Sigh indeed swimming
*Seungmin
Hyunjin:
SWIMMING IM DYING
Felix:
I SCREAMED SKSJSHSJSJ
Seungmin:
...sigh again
(a/n: this chapter might not have been that good, but Im going through a writer's block and I'm STILL writing so that's enough of a credit for me :'))
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