Jeongin:
So I was outside and there was a mosquito annoying me so I slapped it and it died
Minho:
And?
Jeongin:
But I then realized
That it was just going to get its food
What if I'm hungry one day and I go to the fridge and it slams shut on me?
Me:
Jeongin r u ok
Hyunjin:
That's actually pretty dark
Jisung:
That was actually genius
Gave me an epiphany
Felix:
IM THE ONE I SHOULD LOOOOOOOVE IN THIS WORLD
Changbin:
I actually do want a fridge to slam shut on Jisung
Jisung:
Why would you say that ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Me:
Sigh
Why are you two like this
Seungmin:
And I see no intelligent conversation again
Hyunjin:
You want an intelligent conversation?
We'll have one with a good vocab
Just wait and watch
Seungmin:
Waiting and watching
Minho:
I can almost imagine him sipping tea while saying that
Even tho I don't know what he looks like
Hyunjin:
Macroeconomics is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior, and decision-making of an economy as a whole. This includes regional, national, and global economies.
Felix:
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Jisung:
Thy thee thine thou art in le groupchat
Seungmin:
Bye
Me:
You see, this is why I didn't ask for an intelligent conversation
Jeongin:
I have a question, smarties
Hyunjin:
No you're not allowed to have any
You have no right
Changbin:
Just let him ask first!!
Jisung:
Alright triangle
Changbin:
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME
Jisung:
Shush let him ask first
Jeongin:
...okay
Why is gravity the way it is?
Minho:
This can be fun
Felix:
Eh
Ehhhh
Hyunjin:
Using the 2000' liner brain link, we transmitted the reply to Jisung
He'll tell you
Jisung:
Wow you just threw me under the bus didn't you
Jeongin:
So do you guys have no answers?
Seungmin:
Ofc not
Jisung:
As a matter of fact, I do know the answer
You see, gravity is smth mysterious to mankind
Basically it's like we are made of magnet and the pull from the ground pulls us down and shit
So it depends on the lord almighty to provide us w magnets in our bodies
Me:
I've never seen someone be SO RANDOM
Minho:
You know what? I have an answer
Basically the weight of your idiocy pulls you down
Changbin:
In that case, you're an idiot too
Minho:
Sike bitch I'm Levi Ackerman and I roll like a bayblade in the air
Felix:
This group never stops making AOT references
Seungmin:
Was it oshiete?
Me:
....no wtf you couldn't be more wrong
Disappointed but not surprised
Seungmin:
Stfu I'm too old for this shit
Jeongin:
HOW CAN YOU MISTAKE OSHIETE-
you know what? I'm not even gonna say it
Felix:
Anyway, what were we doing?
Me:
We were never doing anything, Felix
Minho:
Well you guys were doin smth
Making a fool outta yourselves
I was enjoying
Continue continue
Jisung:
Why do I feel like we provide them all w free drama?
Hyunjin:
I need money for being so entertaining
Make this group a paid show
Minho:
You aren't a cam boy shut up
Jeongin:
What's a cam boy?
Me:
Eh
Mom's calling gotta go
Jisung:
Yeah my squirrel friends are lonely bye
Felix:
I think I heard my name being called I gtg
Jeongin:
Why are y'all going?
Changbin:
Everyone say BYE!
Jeongin:
:((
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