PART 4!! i never expected y'all to swoon over the iconic poem I wrote when i was half asleep at a wedding, y'all require serious help 

HWANG HYUNJIN

Q) How the fuck did you write the poem??

Show me your ways dude!!!

Hyunjin: AH, YES! You require some sleeplessness and weed- just kidding. or am i? 

Chan: ...don't show me your face again druggie 

Q) why

Hyunjin: because 

Q) So....DANCING PENCIL PART 2 COMING BROOOOOOO

Hyunjin: so i have written a second part to my favorite love story, me and the dancing pencil, among others. and imma grACE YOU WITH IT AHAHAHA THANK ME LATER 

Changbin: I'm gonna get you some therapy hold up 

Jisung: i support my bro in his love story 

Felix: #Hyuncil 

Q) We need a revelation of your other poems

Hyunjin: so I see how you all appreciate my talent instead of some people *cough* triangle and his brain cells bestie *cough* 

Seungmin: so my name now is brain cells bestie? 

Minho: I'm offended that I wasn't included in that list 

Hyunjin: MOVING ON, I have penned down another piece in tribute to my two ex-preggers besties 

Jeongin: HELLO 911 

Q) Can you write another dope poem like the dancing pencil

Hyunjin: unfortunately, beloved peasant, I have run out of vocabulary 

Changbin: that's what you get for not studying languages 

Seungmin: not that he studied anything else too but okay 

Q) Dancing pencil was good and all but why was the pencil dancing in the first place? Why were erasers and sharpeners left out?

Hyunjin: they aren't worthy enough to have me 

Felix: because those erasers and sharpeners are Thor and Hyunjin is mjonir... how do you spell it- 

Jisung: it's myeo-muh 

Q) Lips.

Hyunjin: hips 

Jisung: neck 

Felix: finger 

Changbin: I feel loved 

Jeongin: don't we all just love some pizza 

Q) 1) oke LIPS hips neck finger

2) TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE FLUIDLY MY LORDD 😩

3) how to be tall.... i'm smoll..

Hyunjin: 1) did I just read your mind or smth-  2) okay, so do some seksy body rolls and bite your lip. there you go ig  3) lmao midget 

Chan: how rude, Hyunjin. 

Hyunjin: I'm sorry, thumbelina 

Chan: *sighs in foreseen disappointment* 

Q) HyUnJeAN...quick question when are u free👁👄👁 i got bring my bf to the family picnic

Hyunjin: ...

Minho: they had us in the first half, ngl 

Jeongin: lmaooo hYuNjEaN 

Hyunjin: I reject your existence 

Q) I like twerking in kindergarten too.

Hyunjin: *disgusted in 47 languages* 

Q) How to be pretty like you?

Hyunjin: be reborn. 

Jisung: OH MY FUCKING GOD BURNNNNN 

Minho: he's learning well from me 

Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN I'LL GIVE YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS THANKS GOODBYE 

Jeongin: I'm waiting for the details 

Q) Kkami is now mine. begone fucker. bitch a next question. u know I cried when u cut ur hair?? yeah i sobbed i deserve an apology

Hyunjin: fIRST OF ALL, KKAMI SHALL ALWAYS BE MINE. AND SECONDLY, IM SORRY BECAUSE I KILLED MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII- 

Changbin: what's up with you bruh kkami doesn't even look at you 

Hyunjin: dO NOT INSTIGATE ME OR I SHALL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS UWU 

Jisung: my bro is using big words man proud proud 

Q) Draw me or I'll cut your weewoo

Jeongin: do you realize how an ambulance makes the sound of "weewoo weewoo" too? I'm suddenly uncomfortable. 

Hyunjin: I mean, if I could draw you through a screen, I would :DDD PLEASE SPARE MY WEEWOO I NEED TOO WOO PEOPLE WITH IT AND CREATE MINI HYUNJINS- 

Seungmin: CAN YOU STOP WITH THE TMI? 

Q) ur so handsome

Hyunjin: i know 

Chan: and you're so beautiful :)) 

Minho: chan your chance to flirt is over, can you fucking stop 

Q) how does it feel like to kiss kkami

Hyunjin: it's magical and dreamy and mind-boggling but i always end up with hair in my mouth 

Jeongin: EWWWW DISGORSTING 

Q) how does it feel to be so unimaginably perfect and unproductively dramatic at the same time?

Hyunjin: it took me a minute to process what you have written, and i still have no clue what it means 

Seungmin: I'm placing my bet on him failing this school year 

Q) ........ prince of the district can you please stop making out with your dog?

Hyunjin: *iconic disgusting face* 

Minho: i would say kinky but I'm not into pet play- 

Jisung: oh thank god- 

Q) sorry for not being loyal :D

Hyunjin: HAWWW IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT BE LOYAL TO A SEXC ASS DANCING MACHINE LIKE ME O MA LAWDDDD 

Felix: press f for respect 

Jeongin: F 

Jisung: F 

Minho: F 

Changbin: F

Chan: F

Seungmin: F U 

Q) How do you feel when your face is killing thousands of people's hearts?

Hyunjin: im sorry but i don't have a metal pointed sharp chin like Fiona's Shrek aka triangle 

Fiona's Shrek- i mean, Changbin: what the fuck 

Q) how will you react if the kdrama lead is murdered by her own boyfriend?

Minho: he'll sob like a demon and would be on my list of air frying people. btw, he's the only one on the list 

Hyunjin: IM GONNA CALL THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION ON YOU

Chan: that's not- nevermind. 

Q) Yellow hair

Felix: omelet 

Hyunjin: wHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME T_T 

Q) what does it feel to be so preety dude

Hyunjin: like Zayn Malik 

Jeongin: DIRECTIONERS RISE!! 

Q) How does it feel like to be the tallest?

Hyunjin: it's nice but sometimes i can't see Changbin 

Minho: BAHAHAHAHAHA 

Changbin: i will stab you with a pocket knife 

Felix: PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT. LAST TIME LOKI DID IN INFINITY WAR, HE ENDED UP DYING

Alright so that's it!! I hope you're excited for the next qna session, because it's Han Jisung's turn! 

Thanks and ily <3