PART 6! Here's the qna of our ultra-soft batman-voiced tiktok-obsessed baby Aussie, I would advise not simping for him if you wanna have some traces of sanity left in you  

Lee Felix

Q) how are you this cute 　(இдஇ; )

Felix: I wasn't prepared for this question ksdhahdjajjdkak 

Chan: Felix it's literally the first question 

Felix: yeah but the emoticon is low-key scary, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight 

Q) how to fit you in my pocket and keep you safe from all of them?

Felix: sure but I don't think I'd fit in your pocket- 

Minho: you're literally tiny

Felix: kjkakks but keep me safe from whom? 

Changbin: Jisung 

Jisung: HEY IM HIS PARENT!! 

Q) Why does your vocab only consist of memes? And you're such an adorable sunshine 💜

Felix: because it's Wednesday my dudes... *screams in spiderman* also thanksie <3333

Seungmin: it's not... Wednesday...? 

Jisung: if he says it's Wednesday, iT IS WEDNESDAY!!!! 

Q) Show me your fav meme pics

Felix: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A QUESTION LIKE THIS OMG LEMME UNRAVEL THE FELIX MEME COLLECTION 

Hyunjin: WHY AM I IN THERE??????????????????

Q) Yeet or being yeeted

Felix: I would yeet a karen away, but during the yeeting, she would feel like she's an experiment of the yeetith corporation pvt. ltd. but by then, she would've already been yeeted- 

Jeongin: MY REAL NAME IS KAREN >:((( 

Chan: my head hurts 

Q) Heyyy babe!

Minho: no PDA 

Changbin: you're the one to say. 

Felix: stop guys i wanna talk to the babe ;))

Hyunjin: ...child's growing up...?????? 

Q) 'Lix what's more brown? The color brown or brownies?

Felix: brownies if you empty the entire carton of cocoa powder 

Jeongin: fair enough 

Q) Also please marry me. Like seriously. Marry me. MARRIAGE

Jisung: dude you're scaring my kid 

Felix: since you've pleaded this much, keep your wedding dress ready :D

Chan: BEFORE ANY OF YOU COME AT ME, NO, I DID NOT TEACH HIM THIS 

Q) Bestie when's your baby due? It's been quite a while

Felix: 

Also Felix: 

Q) Noe.. cuz like... Give me your secret wattpad account please? (I said please TvT)

Chan: Felix... no 

Felix: teehee 

Felix: @spicychan_ 

Q) Your freckles are so cute wtf marry me

Seungmin: who marries for freckles? 

Felix: i have too many wives/husbands now omfg join in 

Q) .....YEET-

Changbin: y'all woke up the beast- 

Felix: *aggressively inhales* 

Felix: *eyes shoot lasers* 

Felix: *yELLS* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET-

Q) 1) WHY ARE YOU SO CUTEEE 💖💓💞🌼🌸

2) brownie recipe when

3) did you like... hit puberty twice or even more than that...

4) kindly, please marry chan now ☺️

Felix: 1) BECAUSEEEE IM BORN THAT WAY :DD  2) It's my great great great great great grandma's recipe and I'm not allowed to share it  3) what's puberty?  4) channie is my bro guys wyd 

Jeongin: weed is a secret ingredient in his brownies

Felix: i trusted you. 

Author: since I'm on a bad jokes spree like always, get this: if skz were animated by mappa, would i say "Chan is my oppa from mappa"??? 

I AM FUCKING SORRY PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME 

Q) Gurllllll i think I'm pregnant too..wanna me to the spa and relaxation massage?

Felix: are you bloated or gassy? 

Q) Step on me so I can apologize for breathing the same air as you

Felix: you guys scare me sometimes, r u ok? who hurt you? 

Q) ur existence gets 5000000000🐄 out of 5🤺 :)

Felix: than-

Hyunjin: PLEASE BE MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER 

Felix: -k you

Q) Ur the only one whose kind to Jisung, but why so when he's acting so weird???

Felix: I'll show that to you through a powerpoint presentation 

Jisung: *cri in happi* 

Q) Have you ever sat down and made your own memes?

Minho: his existence is a meme in itself 

Felix: now, I would disagree, but he be kinda right tho 

Q) skincare tutorial please

Felix: wash your face 

Q) brownie boy

Felix: re-reader :)) (please) 

Jeongin: we're begging 

Jisung: kinky- 

Chan: sTOP. 

Q) WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING ILY BYE

Felix: WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE ILY BYE 

Seungmin: *pointedly looks at Chan*

Chan: *yeets* 

Q) HOW'S SPIDER? MATE?

Felix: SPIDER'S DOING AMAZING!! HE RECENTLY SPUN SOME NEW WEB AND IT WAS LITERALLY SO MESMERIZING THAT I CLICKED ITS PICTURE!! WANNA SEE? :DD 

Hyunjin: PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL DIE

Q) Kindly hand me your brownies and cookies recipe pls

Felix: kindly ask my great great great great great grandma 

Minho: -who is dead 

Felix: no I saw her roaming around in the kitchen last night 

Hyunjin: *screams and launches to space* 

Q) Do you have a crush on channie?

Chan: THE OPPA THINGY WAS AN ACCIDENT PLEASE OMG 

Felix: NO HOMO BRO 

Minho: I'm ready with my chancla 

Q) How do meet spider tho...

Felix: you can take him with you for a couple of days, I don't mind 

Hyunjin: pls kill it accidentally 

Jeongin: HAWWWWWWW

Jisung: #CancelHwangHyunjin2k22 

Q) How is spider??

Felix: he's good, I think he's breathing. idk how they breathe tho 

Changbin: we're better off not knowing 

Seungmin: I would search for it on the internet but I don't wanna see pictures of random spiders 

Q) PLS GIVE ME UR BROWNIE RECIPE

Felix: pleaSE COME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMA WOULD TEACH YOU :))

Jeongin: I still stand by weed. 

Q) Brownie recipe thanks

Felix: you are cordially invited to my house at 3 am tonight 

Jeongin: if y'all don't wanna die, just put milk and weed and mix it and bake it ig

SO I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE THE PPT SO LIKE LET THAT BE AN APOLOGY FOR THE MAPPA JOKE PLS I BEG

AND IM SORRY FOR THE SUPER LATE CHAPTER, IM GOING THROUGH A WRITER'S BLOCK SO LIKE YEAH THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 

Thanks and ily <3