PART 2! Istg y'all have a weird fetish of Minho's savagery and I kinda get you there 

LEE MINHO 

Q) Do you have any secret cats except the holy trinity of Soonie, Dori, Doongie?

Minho: I also have Felix 

Felix: *gay blushing* meow meow monsieur 

Q) how do you have so much sarcasm?

Jisung: just like shit comes naturally to you, sarcasm comes naturally to him

Changbin: we don't want your toilet jokes in here, Jisung

Minho: why am I proud of Jisung for that answer-

Q) how to be sarcastic like u bby

Minho: worship Soonie, Doongie, and Dori 

Hyunjin: yeah! Seungmin secretly does that too and look how sarcastic he is 

Seungmin: EXCUSE ME? 

Q) Do you secretly simp over Jisung?

you better tell us the truth😊🔪

Minho: no 

Chan: he does hehehe 

Minho: do you want me to throw you into a bonfire 

Q) Do you like meow when you call your cats-

Minho: do you like bark when you call your dogs- 

Jeongin: do you like neigh when you call your horse- 

Jisung: do you like fart water when you call your fish- 

Chan: Jisung. They don't do that. 

Q) Lord Minho, can I join the Arsonist Association too? I promise I'll bring cat treats for Soonie, Doongie and Dori everyday. (See I even remember there are three)

Minho: you remember all? you're in. no formalities required. 

Q) Ever thought of putting some salt, pepper and red chilli on people before air frying?

Minho: i shall marinate Hyunjin before i air fry him, he'll be of some use then at least 

Author: chat masala :D 

Hyunjin: YAH WHY ME?!??!?!?!? 

Q) You love jisung or nag?

Minho: N A G 

Jisung: ah shit guys, he loves N A G more than me 

Q) Have you and Jisung.... Ever done.... You know...., The.... Wink wonk yet or nwah?

Minho: i winked at him, he wonked at me. are you satisfied now? 

Jeongin: wtf 

Q) Can I marry your cats?

Minho: WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A POLY WITH MY CATS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU 

Chan: i don't think they meant it that way- 

Felix: nO YOU CANNOT MARRY ME I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MY FIRST PERIOD YET 

Seungmin: FLEX WHAT 

Jeongin: "F L E X" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q) can i have one of ur cats? if no u have to admit ur love for Jisung

Minho: i love you Jisung 

Jisung: *panik* dID YOU KNOW THAT WHALES CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER TOO 

Minho: want me to throw you in there and test that? 

Jisung: uwu so romantic he is 

Q) 1) how is it like to date a horny bish 😂😂😂

2) jisung or the cats (no in between)

3) say new york shitty pleasseeeeeeeeee

Minho: 1) fun.  2) casung  3) no i won't say that and I'll watch you suffer in anticipation ahahahaha 

Jeongin: sadism 

Chan: JEONGIN 

Q) Horny jisung or horny han 👀👀

Minho: babie han jisung 

Changbin: that wasn't even in the question- 

Minho: you choose then. horny jisung or horny han? 

Changbin: death.

Q) Can we get a minsung moment?

Minho: ...was the entire book not enough for you? 

Felix: there was barely any minsung moment in there

Jisung: we did have some saucy moments 

Seungmin: in which you tried to flirt with him and he rejected you. yes, so minsung. 

Q) How is life?

Minho: like a constipated Chan. Just awkward and terrible. 

Chan: whAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU 

Q) Where do you live ;))

Minho: in satan's secret hideout ;)) 

Hyunjin: he's not kidding. 

Q) So did you finally get that D?

Minho: if you sit out under the sun, you'll get that vitamin D too 

Felix: PACK IT UP, GUYS! WE'RE FLYING TO THE SUN TO BE VITAMIN D GODS! WE'LL BE THE HULK BUT WITHOUT GAMMA AND WITH VITAMIN D 

Seungmin: sometimes, i just wanna commit a crime 

Q) Please murder me once I've been to you and Jisung's wedding

Minho: are you okay 

Seungmin: finally someone with the same energy as me 

Jeongin: that entire sentence is so dark 

Jisung: HEY KID WTF 

Q) can i steal ur cats? blink for yes dont blink for yes

Minho: *closes eyes and goes into a coma* 

Q) Step on me

Jisung: NO I'M HIS PERSONAL FOOTREST YOU GO AWAY 

Minho: what the actual fuck 

Q) let's adopt cats together

Minho: YES OMFG FINALLY THIS QNA IS GETTING GOOD!! 

Q) Imagine we go to the forest and suddenly i turn into a pig

Minho: i take back what i just said. 

Felix: omG THEN YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR NAME TO PEPPA!! :D 

Hyunjin: where there's a will, there's a way 

Changbin: what the heck is the will here? 

Q) rate out of 100 on how scary u think u are

Minho: 1

Chan: plus 99 

Minho: this was just petty 

Q) thoughts on han jisung?

Minho: talented guy, nice personality, pretty smile, slappable butt 

Changbin: "slappable butt" hoW GAY IS THIS 

Seungmin: what part of this is NOT gay to you? 

Q) When did you realize that you have feelings for jisung?

Minho: funny story, i thought about his oreo pickup line and decided that i should probably date the person who has a hidden talent of making people uncomfortable so easily

Hyunjin: *sobs* so cute 

Q) Invite me on your and Jisung's wedding thank you

Jeongin: so scary again 

Jisung: WHY IS THIS SCARY TO YOU KID YOU LITERALLY WATCH HORROR MOVIES TO CURE TUBERCULOSIS 

Minho: you are cordially invited to Yang Jeongin's personal nightmare, aka the minsung wedding 

Q) How are your cats?

The cats: meow meow meow 

Minho: omg really? what did Dori say then?

The cats: meow meow meow meow 

Minho: oh god 

Q) how can i marry with ur sass?

Minho: you need to stop existing and be reborn as Jisung's intellect 

Seungmin: Jisung's intellect LMAOOOO 

Q) Jisung or stays

Minho: stasung 

Q) let's be a cat parents

Minho: i already am, join the club fellow comrade 

Felix: am i getting a new parent- 

Jisung: shush kid you're my child 

Q) what does it feels like to be inlove bro

Minho: i obviously wasn't ready for this question 

Jisung: ;))) 

Hyunjin: ;))) 

Felix: ;)))

Jeongin: ;)))

Chan: ;)))

Changbin: ;)- 

Minho: OH GOD STFU I FEEL CORNY 

That was itttt for Lino!! I hope you enjoyed this, it's hard to get in his character for some reason lmao idk 

Next up is Seo Changbinnie the dark lord!! Thanks for reading ily <3