I AN AMAZING CAUSE I AM ALL MIGH-
-Insert blood somewhere here-
Cause I'm All Might.
Anyone can be a hero if they really try...
That's what I told Deku and he ahem "Magically" got a quirk.
Why am I so calm? It's not normal? O-Oh it's totally cause I'm tired, why?

Because I'm ALL MIGHT CHILDREN!!!!

WITH ENOUGH HARD WORK AND DEDICATION! YOU WILL BECOME A GREAT HERO LIKE ME!! OR EVEN BETTER THAN ME!! (Though that's probably impossible, you can still try!)

SO YOU WANNA BECOME A GREAT HERO LIKE ME KIDS?! WELL GO BUY THIS CANDY CREATED BY ALL MIGHT MYSELF, "ALL MIGHTY"
SUPER EASY TO CHEW! SUPER EASY TO SWALLOW!!!

Warning: Side effects, Diarrhea, Vomiting, explosive diarrhea, more vomiting, wet farts, losing your quirk, losing your mom, and difficulty breathing may occur, ask your doctor if "All Mighty" will not destroy you because All Might was so pumped making this candy, he added so much sugar and acid that he thought would make it better - Mr. Aizawa

Y'know what? Guys...Just don't buy it. - Mr. Aizawa