*guy friend is pretending to fuck his textbook*

*I kick the book and it slams into his balls*

*he's clutching his crotch and I apologise while laughing*
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*is in computer lab for english*

*someone walks in with a witch hat*

Girl: Kill her she's a witch!

*class laughter*
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*I got many compliments on my outfit so that's a good thing*

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*history teacher is talking about a book report*

Me: What are the requirements for the book?

History teacher: Well it has to be about history-

Me internally: It's going to be gay
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*so many jokes about my history teacher that are basically memes for dual enrollment students. He's very memeable*
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*turns out band director is a huge ass nerd*

BD: In season 1-

*entire band laughter*
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kids getting candy from my grandmother: God bless you thank you for the candy god bless you-
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*porch light is on but no one comes to door when knocked on*

Foreign exchange student: *turns around and walks away* bye

GayWeabooTrash