the vapp is about to commence

im with my kermit stuffed toy in sweat pants, havent showered in days, the apocalypse has ruined me, and bangtan is about to comeback and im actually so terrified

yall dont even wanna read my ugli ass commentary but just know

im legitimately terrified rn 

i have a heart condition adn shit and when agust d came out my heart literally almost died bitch im not even fucking with this 

these 7 dangerous men play wit my health which is NOT okay and like

this comeback is dark and mysterious and rich af they are SO FUCKING RICH BUT WHY THOSE UGLY ASS SLIPPERS W H Y 

literally the production for this costs more then my fucking life bangtan is so overwhelmingly rich at this point that its hurting me

only 7 minuts till the vapp

yall im going now, and im scared

and if i never update again 

its because i've died

in all seriousness i gotta take my meds and take care of my health now so bye

IM HONESTLY SO FUCKING SCARED IM SHIVERING 

my boys

my life

my  b o y s 

fuck im ready lets do this shit

good luck to you wonderful person reading this i hope you survive bangtan banging up in ur hood much love 

UPDATE AFTER THE MV

im dead shit f u c k 

1. the scene starts off so fucking rich ok bangtan we get it yall r rich STOP WAVING THE MONEY IN OUR FACES

2. fucking choreo starts fucking me up

3. hello legal kook u look much different nice to meet u hotstuff

4. min yoongi fuck the fuck off i choked myself when i saw you on the screen i wanted to die you're too good looking for me

5. NAMJOON YOU ARE A SEXY MAN I'LL ADMIT BUT IM MARRIED DONT TEST ME

6. fuck it up hobi u look gr8

7. tae u fuckign kinky piece of shit u look good too but im loyal so bye

8. what the fuck kinda drug r u taking kook U LITERALLY BECAME LEGAL LIKE YESTERDAY

9. YALL WANT THE MONEY AT LEAST UR ADMITING IT

10. the fucking feel fuck me the fuck up i grew up on reggaeton and this is bringing me feels alright

11. how is min yoongi still not a part of the dancing line cos THAT BOY CAN FUCKING DANCE

12. jin bby u look fabulous but is it just me or did he have VERY little lines ://

13. YOONMIN IS LITERALLY BECOMING CANON THOSE LITTLE PIECES OF SHITS K N O W ALRIGHT BIGHIT KNOWS this aint a game anymore FUCKING LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THE WHOLE BLINDFOLDING SCENE HAD DEEPER MEANING I FUCKING DARE YOU 

im done im so fucking done im just fucking d o n e 

yoongis lyrics were something hot btw i swear I HEARD "KISS ME ON THE LIPS" 

and then in korean he continued to say lips and two or soemthing I THINK

yo yoongi if u ever need someone to blindfold im 100% down