Question/Dare Alert: TURTLE! NightNinja_101 DARES YOU TO AVOID PERIL FOR A DAY.
Turtle: ARE THERE ANY NICE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD?!
Peril: *walks in* Me.
Turtle: *runs away*
Peril: What?
Question/Dare Alert: *whispers in Peril's ear* He hates you.
Peril: What? NO! *sobs*
Me: *appears as Futuresight, as usual* Alert, don't do that. Peril, he loves you. He just got a da-
Rule Check: *appears* You're breaking a rule! No speaking of dares or questions!
Me: Oops. I forgot.
Rule Check: Well, try not to! *disappears*

-Meanwhile-

Turtle: Why, oh why, oh why, did Mr. Ninjapants or whatever have to dare me to do this?
Me: *appears as Future* Because no one in the world is good. They're all bad.
Turtle: I think I'm going to sit here and die.
Me: DON'T DO THAT. *disappears*
Turtle: *sighs*

-One Day Later-

Turtle: -------
Peril: TURTLE!
Turtle: -------
Anemone: *enters room and revives Turtle* There. *exits room*
Turtle: I'M ALIVE!
Peril: Are you invincible?
Turtle: Apparently.
Peril: *facetalon*