DawnSky/Dewdrop/Jade:*fangirling*

Icemoon: What zee eck?

Dawnsky: House!

Dewdrop: Sherlock

Jade: the Big Bang theory!

*teh characters appear*

Sherlock: not this again!

Dewdrop:*locks them in a room together*

Sheldon: a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bar tender says "for you, no charge"

House: *rolls eyes* I'm surrounded by idiots. One a psychopath, and one crazy!

Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research!

Sheldon: I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested!

House: ok Moonpie

Sheldon: no one calls me moonpie except my meewmaw!

Sheldon: Sherlock Holmes said that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable must be the truth! Now have you tried that?

Sherlock: I know I said that! I am Sherlock Holmes! 

Sheldon: can I have your autograph?

House: give him twenty milligrams of antihistamine, it could save her life! 'Cause if her doesn't shut up, I will kill him!

Sheldon: how lovely! Oh wait, your serious!

House: leg hurts. Would you mind getting me a coffee.

Sherlock: how does coffee help your leg?

House: it prevents me from having to walk to get coffee.

*lud bang on door and angry woman walks in*

House: hi Cuddy.

Cuddy: you induced a migraine on a coma patient?

House: gave him a little headache

House: similar to the one your giving em now

Cuddy: have you ever read an ethical guideline?

Cuddy: *storms out*

*dr. Chase, Dr. Fullerman, And Dr. Cameron walk in*

Cameron: we got rectal bleeding!

House: what's, all of you?

*dr's leave*

Cuddy: do you mind if I come in?

House: do you mind if I leave?