Kapok:This is dedicated to @moonwatchersister for suggesting it. We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program.
Meteorshower:We have something serious to talk about before we begin.
Spiral:The friendless, lonely, pathetic person who writes this had a classmate that has been badly burned recently and is in the hospital.
Jellyfish:Please pray for him because the entire class cares a lot about him.
Spiral:I repeat. The person who writes this is friendless, lonely, and pathetic.
Me:Just because it's true doesn't mean that you have to say it. Also please pray for him.
Kapok:Thank you to everyone that prays for him. We now return to what we normally do.
*Players appear*
Kapok:Let's cut to the chase.
Spiral:Glory you have a queen's meeting to go to, right?
Glory:I do have a queen's meeting.
Sunny:I get to go too! My Mom wants me to come.
Tsunami:I have to come also. My Mom is making me.
Meteorshower:That's nice, but none of us care. This about Glory.
Tsunami:I just got sassed by Starflight's son.
Starflight:Hahaha. Served you right.
Fatespeaker:I'm really starting to like this twisted game.
Jellyfish:Meteorshower make a note of that. Now we'll need to torture them sometime.
Meteorshower:You guys are going to regret saying that.
Kapok:Glory take Deathbringer with you to the queen's meeting and tell them that you are having kids.
Clay:You want them to go tell people you're having kids?
Kapok:Not that I'm having kids! That they are.
Peril:Congratulations guys.
Riptide:You guys are having kids?
Clay:I can't wait to meet them.
Kapok:SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP! No one is having kids. Glory and Deathbringer just have to pretend they are.
*Sunny, Tsunami, Deathbringer, and Glory disappear*
Riptide:Now what?
Spiral:Secret cameras. The answer is always secret cameras.
Jellyfish:I've got the popcorn.
*Meanwhile*
Glory:I have an announcement to make. Deathbringer and I are having dragonets.
Queen Coral:That's not going to end well.
Glory:Why wouldn't it?
Queen Moorhen:It will probably result in war.
Queen Snowfall:The Rainwings will hate the Nightwings for this.
Queen Ruby:The Nigthwings will hate the Rainwings for this.
Queen Thorn:I will fight with the Rainwings.
Queen Snowfall:I will join you.
Queen Coral:Me too.
Queen Ruby:I'm going to fight for the Nightwings.
Queen Moorhen:I agree. We will send our armies over immediately.
Deathbringer:This is going to end badly.
Glory:This was just a joke.
*One week later*
*Hosts are walking around dead dragon bodies*
Kapok:I feel like this was our fault.
Jellyfish:I guess.
Kapok:I'm sure everyone will be fine.
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