Mother Knows Best (D.O.D.)

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Kapok:Welcome back. It's intro time!

Meteorshower:What are you doing?

Jellyfish:We needed a new intro.

Spiral:Yo yo yo. Who's suggestion was this Kapok?

Kapok:It was the one, the only DragonsnNinjas!

Meteorshower:Guys our intro was fine. If anything we could have spent more time COMING UP WITH A GOOD INTRO IDEA!

Jellyfish:Ain't nobody got time for that!

Spiral:She just quoted a dead meme from 2017!

Meteorshower:Actually that was first aired on April 8, 2012.

Spiral:.........

Jellyfish:...........

Kapok:...........

Kapok:You ruined the intro!

*Players appear*

Kapok:Glory.

Glory:Why me?

Jellyfish:This may be a shock, but Meteorshower has come up with a way to find out who your Mom is.

Glory:What?

Clay:I know who my Mom is! She hates me! She also sold me for a cow! Why do I sound so excited about that?

Starflight:You're just denying the fact that you're upset.

Clay:Hello darkness my old friend........

Sunny:Be happy Clay!

Tsunami:I know who my Mom is because I'm a princess.

Sunny:Me too!

Glory:I'm the queen of two tribes!

Tsunami:.............

Tsunami:Let's just get on with that DNA Mom test thing.

Meteorshower:First I will need a single scale.

Spiral:*Takes a scale off of Glory*

Glory:Ow!

Spiral:*Puts scale in a beaker*

Meteorshower:Now I will need a single tear from Glory.

Kapok:*Gets vial*

Jellyfish:*Gets onions*

Spiral:*Cuts up onions*

Glory:*Cries a single tear*

Kapok:Got it. *Adds it to the beaker with the single scale from Glory*

Meteorshower:Excellent. Now I need Glory to flap one of her wings over the beaker.

Glory:*Flaps one of her wings over the beaker*

Meteorshower:*Puts the contents of the beaker into a blender* All I need to do is mix the contents together and I will be able to figure out who your Mother is.

Jellyfish:Who is it?

Kapok:Tell us!

Glory:Who didn't even notice I was missing when my egg got stolen!

Meteorshower:It's.........it's.........

Tsunami:Spit it out!

Meteorshower:It's Kestrel!

Glory:WHAT?

Starflight:Well that just happened.

Sunny:Okay then.

Clay:I'm hungry.

Tsunami:*Laughing on the floor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KESTREL'S YOUR MOM!

Glory:That's impossible!

Kapok:Okay.

Glory:Are you being sarcastic or agreeing that it's impossible?

Kapok:Exactly.

Glory:You know that this makes Kestrel your Grandmother?

Kapok:We lied! She isn't your Mom! I'm not related to her!

Spiral:Way to keep your  cool Kapok.

Meteorshower:At least Jellyfish didn't spoil it.

Jellyfish:Hey!

Kapok:Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

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