Never Go on Blind Dates (J.W.)

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Kapok:Thank you Jexy777 for the J.W. will learn to never go on blind dates now.

Meteorshower:We apologize for not updating yesterday.

Spiral:It was not our fault, really.

Jellyfish:It wasn't in the slightest.

Me:It was my fault, I'm sorry. I do have a reason though, but it's pathetic. This is completely real though.

Kapok:Hi crazy writer girl!

Me:Anyways, as I was saying. Basically I face palmed so hard reading the first chapter of this, that I bruised my nose and spent the day online talking to CosmicKestrel while drowning in self-pity for myself.

Spiral:That is pathetic. For once you were right!

Me:Once again my own OCs are attacking me!

Meteorshower:That's sad.

*J.W. plus Peril appears*

Kinkajou:Hi!

Umber:I'm worried.

Carnelian:My name's back to normal!

Turtle:That was kind of fun though last time.

Carnelian:I can still kill you. Just remember that.

Moon:I really don't want to get killed today.

Qibli:Dying today was not at the top of my list either.

Peril:I haven't been here in a while. I kind of liked not worrying about dying.

Winter:I would happily switch places with you.

Peril:No way.

Jellyfish:Before this turns into a huge argument we should let you guys know about what we're doing.

Meteorshower:That sounds like a good idea.

Kapok:This is more for the readers, but this will be broken down into a date per chapter, which will be four chapters total, just so that everyone can watch people suffer in more detail.

Spiral:You guys will all have a prepared picnic ready and waiting.

Kapok:You guys all get to go on a date with someone that is most defiantly not meant for you. Crazy writer girl is drawing these names from a hat. The actually pairs came with the suggestion though.

Meteorshower:We have Peril and Winter.

Winter:NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril:No!

Jellyfish:Qibli and Turtle.

Qibli:Could be fun. I don't like you in that way though.

Turtle:Same here.

Spiral:Umber and Moon.

Moon:Alright then.

Umber:Cool I guess.

Kapok:Then we have Kinkajou and Carnelian.

Kinkajou:This is going to be fun.

Carnelian:No it will not be.

Kapok:The first date will be Umber and Moon!

Spiral:All hail the secret cameras!

*Umber and Moon are teleported to a grassy hill*

Moon:If you squirt pudding in my face or throw bread at me I will kill you.

Umber:I would never.

Umber:*Doing his best impression of Winter* Say I'm a very important Icewing you should be honored that I even threw a measly loaf of bread at you.

Moon:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We need to hang out more often.

Umber:The only one who ever stole my heart was Qibli though.

Umber and Moon:*Dreamily sigh*

Moon:He's just perfect.

Umber:He's really smart.

Moon:He's also really brave.

*Meanwhile*

Jellyfish:I got the popcorn!

Winter:They're making fun of me!

Qibli:They're obsessing over me!

Winter:Worst!

Qibli:Best!

Winter and Qibli:Day! Ever!

Turtle:At least they're having fun.

Kapok:We'll just leave them out there and let them find their own way back.

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