Kapok:A huge thanks to BlueMoonMagic2006 for this suggestion.

Spiral:Did anyone guess the reference that the title makes?

Meteorshower:We'll tell you guys at the end. Just know that we all love where this reference came from and will basically be quoting it a lot.

Jellyfish:It's Rupaul's Drag Race!

Spiral:You ruined it!

Kapok:You ruined the fun in this so far and we're not complaining.

Spiral:........

Meteorshower:HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jellyfish:Burn!

Kapok:I think you just failed.

Meteorshower:Failed at what? Oh wait.....I'm dating the girl that I just laughed at.

*Players appear*

Kinkajou:Hi!

Carnelian:Everyone's here, fun.

Spiral:*Kills Meteorshower*

Winter:Well he's dead.

Qibli:No duh!

Moon:Is he going to be here at all for this suggestion?

Kapok:Not a chance.

Jellyfish:Spiral would just kill him again.

Spiral:Ture dat.

Starflight:My future son who I haven't shown any interest in up until this point!

Glory:Real smooth Starflight.

Turtle:What are we doing today?

Tsunami:Yeah, how will you torture us today?

Clay:Be nice Tsunami.

Tsunami:No.

Sunny:Okay then.

Kapok:We took this suggestion and we were immediately convinced that we needed to do something inspired by Rupaul's Drag Race.

Umber:Yes! I love that show!

Glory:Who doesn't?

Kapok:Rules are simple. You guys get to read scrolls and the last person to not give up or stop reading wins.

Jellyfish:This is going to be fun!

Spiral:You guys have to read the Travels of Mark Twain.

Me:It's a great scroll! I read it when I was in second grade.

Kapok:Hi crazy writer girl!

Starflight:I love that scroll. I've read it several times.

Tsunami:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! It's so boring!

Winter:You've read it before?

Tsunami:No, I just presumed that if Starflight liked it then it must be boring.

Carnelian:Fair enough.

Jellyfish:We need to start soon.

Kapok:Reading is what?

Entire World:Fundamental!

Spiral:*Passes out neon pink sunglasses with huge purple bows on each side.

Kapok:Okay everybody being reading!

Starflight:I'm blind though!

Jellyfish:Are you giving up?

Starflight:Yes because I can't read the scroll!

Spiral:You had this coming.

Starflight:*Explodes*

Entire World:*Screams*

Tsunami:This is boring!

Tsunami:*Dies of boredom* *Explodes*

Umber:Well that just happened.

Umber:*Explodes*

Clay:I'm hungry.

Clay:*Explodes*

Kinkajou:I want to do something fun.

Kinkajou:*Explodes*

Winter:HAHAHAHA! She just exploded. 

Winter:*Explodes*

Carnelian:Karma.

Carnelian:*Explodes*

Turtle:That's karma.

Turtle:*Explodes*

Kapok:That was the longest line of karma that I've ever seen.

Jellyfish:We are down to our final four, Moon, Sunny, Glory, and Qibli.

Sunny:This is kind of fun!

Sunny:*Explodes*

Glory:Oh gosh.

Glory:*Explodes*

*Two hours later*

Spiral:*Drawing a rabbit* It's been two hours! How long is that book?

Jellyfish:*Playing checkers with Kapok* Really long.

Kapok:I like having it as just the three of us. Everything just seems better.

Spiral:Just this once.

Jellyfish:At least until Spiral kills him again that is.

Spiral:Very true.

Qibli:This is fascinating!

Qibli:*Explodes*

Moon:I win! This would be awesome if all of my friends weren't dead.

Moon:*Explodes*

Kapok:Oh no.

Jellyfish:What?

Kapok:I just realized that I made so if anyone talks they explode, not them giving up.

Spiral:Really!

Jellyfish:Moon still wins!

Kapok:There's no way that we are doing this again though.