Kapok:A huge thank you to six-clawsthesandwing because you are amazing!

Meteorshower:We should point out that today will be extra gory and stuff, so proceed with caution if you wish.

Spiral:I don't want to do this.

Jellyfish:I know that we're about to die and stuff, but like are we doing this Escape the Night style?

Me:Escape the Night is an amazing show the stars Youtubers who have to solve certain puzzles in order not to be killed, it is pretty violent and gory though.

Kapok:Strange writer girl is back!

Meteorshower:I wish that we could just skip this entirely.

Spiral:Unfortunately we have to do this.

Swallowtail:Hey Kapok, you're a Slytherin right?

Kapok:Yeah, what does that have to do with any of this?

Swallowtail:Well after this I was wondering if I could Slytherin to your bed?

Kapok:Stop it.

Swallowtail:I just simply Gryffinadore you though.

Kapok:That it! You're dying first. *Puts Swallowtail on a spinning wheel*

Swallowtail:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kapok:*Starts throwing knifes as Swallowtail spins around* *Hits Swallowtail in the chest with several flying knifes*

Jellyfish:Please stop this!

Kapok:*Stabs Spiral* *Dismembers Meteorshower* *Slits Jellyfish's throat* *Throws everyone's bodies into a dumpster*

*Players appear*

Kinkajou:Hi!

Winter:Where are the others? Not that I want them to be here or anything.

Qibli:You're nice.

Moon:I still don't want to be with either of you.

Carnelian:I don't care.

Glory:I just don't want to be here.

Tsunami:Me neither.

Sunny:We should just all be happy.

Starflight:Seriously, where are the other hosts?

Turtle:Maybe that means less torture today.

Umber:I hope so.

Clay:I'm hungry.

Kapok:Here have some cow.

Clay:Thank you! *Dies of food poisoning*

Sunny:What happened to him?

Kapok:I get to murder everyone. That's also what happened to the other hosts.

Kapok:*Throws Sunny off of a cliff with her wings tied together*

Winter:This isn't good.

Kapok:*Rips out Winter's heart*

Moon:You don't have to do this!

Kinkajou:Just stop it.

Kapok:*Sticks Moon on a spike* *Rips off Kinkajou's legs before slitting her throat*

Qibli:I don't know whether to be impressed or scared.

Kapok:*Rips out Qibli's throat* *Rips out Carnelian's guts* *Cuts Tsunami in two*

Starflight:I can't even see what's happening.

Kapok:*Cuts Starflight in four* *Puts Glory in a huge blender*

Umber:Oh no.

Kapok:*Throws Umber into a wall and rips off his tail*

Turtle:I'm the only one left.

Kapok:*Breaks Turtle's neck*

Me:I'm not in any way supporting violence.

Kapok:That was fun.