DISNEY HAS LIED TO US!

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Tide: Everyone! We have an important announcement!

Winter: Why is this so important?

Kinkajou: Because we have found out Disney has made a grave error and now everyone's childhood of watching Lion King is ruined!

Winter: If knowing this ruins their childhood, shouldn't we NOT tell them?

Kinkajou: A---

Kinkajou...

Tide:...

Winter: *raising an eyebrow*

Tide: anyways, too late now!

Kinkajou: So, I found out that "Hakuna Matata" Is actually a phrase in Swahili, so I went to Google Translate and found this:


Kinkajou: HaKUnA MaTaTA DoEsN't MeAn No WoRrIeS!!!???

Tide: Hakuna Wasiwasi is more fun to say though.

Tide: Hmm... Wasiwasi!

Tide: Wa-wasiwasi

Tide: Wa-wa-wa-wasiwsi-si-si!

Kinkajou: Ooh! That's fun!

Kinkajou: wa-wawawa-sisisi

Both: WASIWASI!

Winter: I looked it up and it means anxiety.

Tide: Wait, when did you get a phone?

Winter: I didn't, you left yours unlocked on the table.

Tide: HEY!!!

Winter: Eh, don't mind me, I'm just going to see if you happen to have random pictures of Anemone on there...

Kinkajou: DOES HE!?

Tide: *snaps and the phone appears in his talons*

Tide: Lesson learned: Never leave your phone unlocked and on the table.

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