Kinkajou's Interview Show!

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Kinkajou: Welcome to Kinkajou's Interview Show!

*Tide appears*

Tide: How many shows do you have?

Kinkajou: All kinds!

Kinkajou: There's this ones which I decided to make since we're doing another interview...

Kinkajou: There's my ship one...

Kinkajou: One about sloths...

Kinkajou: *Rambles off about the 106 other shows she has*

Winter: Why did I let you force me to be your technician?

Kinkajou: Now, time to interview the Jade Winglet's parents! Again...

Kinkajou: We're only doing Queen Thorn, Secretkeeper, Queen Coral, Tundra, and...

Kinkajou: Wait, that's it right?

Tide: Uh huh.

Kinkajou: Ok! *Sits on a comfy sofa*

*Tide snaps and summons the parents*

Tide: Should I get Kestrel? I know she's dead but so is Scarlet and Ruby's the only one close enough to even be considered Peril's family.

Tide: Wait, what about her dad?

Kinkajou: WE ARE SO NOT CALLING THAT STINKY LIZARD!!!

Tide: Oooooookay.

Coral: Why are we here again?

Secretkeeper: Is this an interview?

Kinkajou: Yes! Tide?

Tide: *Summons couches for the dragons to sit on*

Kinkajou: Now I'll hand things over to you! *Gets off sofa*

Tide: Wait--ME!?

Kinkajou: Yep! It's time you finally host!

Tide: Why not you?

Kinkajou: I wanted you to have a turn!

Kinkajou: Tide, do you have stage fright?

Tide: No! M-maybe...

Kinkajou: But you've done this before!

Tide: I was just talking through the loudspeaker!

Kinkajou: Ok, but you have to face you're fears!

Tide: Oh...ok then...

Winter: Look at that! The Seawing has stage fright!

Tide: *growls*

Kinkajou: Ignore him! Just ask! Also, Anemone is going to be up with you!

Tide: What? Why?

Kinkajou: Because she can help with you're stage fright!

*Anemone walks in*

Anemone: H-hi, Tide...

Kinkajou: Let's start!

Anemone: So, we just ask the questions?

Tide: I guess so.

Tide: Ok, so

Anemone: Ok, let's start.

Kinkajou: I'll just be in the back, admiring how adorable you two are!

Tide and Anemone: *Growls*

Anemone: Ummmm, these are weird questions.

Anemone: How do you all feel about...sloths?

Thorn: I don't really know. I've never tasted one because I don't think the Rainwings would let me. Also they look to fuzzy and cute to eat.

Secretkeeper: I've eaten one...

Kinkajou: HOW COULD YOU HAVE?

Secretkeeper: Sorry! It was dark so I thought I was a different animal!

Kinkajou: Hmmmmmmmmm

Anemone: Wow, this is one short interview since there are only four dragons.

Tide: Tundra, what would you think if your son was secretly communicating with someone within the Ice Kingdom?

Tundra: It's none of my concern.

Anemone: Queen Coral--er, mom, how do you feel about me marrying...Tide...

Tide: KINKAJOU!?

*Kinkajou snickers in the background*

Coral: Impossible, darling! Once you're older we'll find a nice suitor for you to be betrothed to.

Anemone: No, mom! I won't get trapped with another stuck up dragon like Whirpool!

Tide: Uuhhh...

Tide: T-that's all the time for now!

*Tide snaps and the moms disappear*

Anemone: That felt good!

Tide: I didn't know you could stand up to your mom like that!

Anemone: Yeah... *Blushes*

Tide: *blushes as well*

Kinkajou: Tanemone moment!

Tide: rrgh

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