Kinkajou: Hello all you Shippers and welcome--wait...

Kinkajou: *looks at the screen* It's been HOW LONG!?!?!?

Moon: Yes, we have really got to catch up with the episodes!

*Pearl randomly appears*

Pearl: Hey, this isn't the underground lake!

Kinkajou: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE BACK!!!!

Pearl: Wait, I was just with you...er, uhhh I'm confused.

Tide: Ahem.

Pearl: Ooooohhh

Tide and Pearl: Alternate ToD.

Moon: Uuuhh what?

Kinkajou: Okay, time/space travel language is one I will never understand.

Qibli: *randomly pops up* I have a language you'll never understand!

Kinkajou: Try me.

Qibli: siht dnatsrednu nac uojakniK olleh

Kinkajou: You just said hello to me but you were talking backwards.

Qibli: AW COME ON!!!

Tide: Anyways, welcome back, Pearl!

Tide: *suddenly remembered the last time he saw Pearl and hides his phone*

Pearl: I SAW THAT!!!!

Tide: Uuuuhhhhh

Pearl: So, what are you guys going to do?

Kinkajou: I don't know... We could do Tanemone but we do that all the time.

Tide: *sigh of relief*

Moon: Then again, you can never have too much of a ship, right?

Tide: *looks for a place to hide*

Kinkajou: Eh, why not!

Pearl: Oooh can I do it?

Kinkajou: Sure!

Pearl: Tesser Anemone!

Anemone: *appears*

Anemone's phone: BUUUUUZZZZZ

Tide: Does anyone hear a mosquito?

Moon: Ew! I hate those things!

Anemone: No, it's my phone. My mom keeps calling my like EVERY THIRTY MINUTES IT'S ANNOYING!!!

Anemone: *Answers the phone* Same answer as last time, Mom! I'm all right and you don't have to worry so BYE!!! *hangs up*

Pearl: *snatches Anemone's phone*

Pearl: Now where are your pictures...

Anemone: GIMME!! *takes back the phone*

Pearl: AAAWWWWW I SAW THAT ONE!!!

Kinkajou: Okay, I have a random question.

Tide: Yeah?

Kinkajou: Why all of a sudden do we have phones? Like, where in the world did they come from???

Tide:...

Pearl:...

Kinkajou:...

Moon:...

Anemone:............

Anemone: I think the better question is HOW DOES MY MOM HAVE ONE!!?

A/N Shout out to @DragonsNotWyverns for helping me with the idea for this!!!