TIde: Okay, Kinkajou, I have some riddles for you!
Kinkajou: Let me at 'em! I am the riddle CHAMPION!!!
Tide: *grabs a stack of note cards*
Tide: Okay! First riddle: what is white, black, and read all over?
Kinkajou: hmmmm.....
Kinkajou: Aha! A Strawberry jam-smothered soccer ball!
Tide: No! It's a newspaper!
Kinkajou: It totally is a strawberry jam-smothered soccer ball! And I will prove it! *grabs a soccer ball, some strawberry jam and spreads it on the ball*
Kinkajou: TADA!
Tide: "Tada" indeed.
Kinkajou: There's also a sunburnt zebra, a sunburnt panda, a sunburnt penguin, a sunburnt cow, a--
Peril: freshly caught cow, roasted chicken, OOOHHH char grilled salmon! *licks lips*
Kinkajou: *Looks at Peril*
Peril: What? I'm hungry!
Tide: Okay. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Kinkajou: MY CHEESE!!!
Tide: Fine, have it your way.
Peril: *stomach rumbles and instantly dreams about a grilled cheese sandwich that doesn't disintegrate*
Tide: What has a ring, hands, but no fingers?
Kinkajou: A scavenger pirate with handicap hands!
Tide: *facetalon* What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
Kinkajou: Oh oh oh oh oh! The astronaut who is on time out and sitting in the corner of the international space station!
Tide: RRRRGH! You're not right, you're just technically not wrong!
Kinkajou: Now I have a riddle for you!
Tide: Oh, really?
Kinkajou: An animal has four legs, teeth in its nose and makes cheese soup.
Tide: ooooooookay--
Kinkajou: Also, it's afraid of cucumbers, it can count to eight but not seven, and five of its three feet are sausages. *grabs a pile of sausages from out of nowhere and tosses them into Peril's mouth*
Kinkajou: What am I?
Peril: Yuuuuuumm! A life saver, that's what!
Tide: I-I-I-I I don't know!
Kinkajou: The answer is: the imaginary animal in this riddle!
Tide: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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