Tide: Kinkajou! Call_Me_Bookworm dares you to go to a public scavenger school!

Kinkajou: What's wrong with JMA?

Tide: Nothing, but scavenger schools are different.

Kinkajou: Ooohhh.

Kinkajou: DO WE GET TO EAT PINEAPPLES IN CLASS!?

Tide: Uuhhhh no...

Kinkajou: CAN WE PLAY DODGE-PINEAPPLE!?

Tide: Nooo...

Kinkajou: Can I at least shove a pineapple up some bad guy's face?

Tide: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Tide: I think a certain someone may have an idea here...

*I appear*

Kinkajou: Oh! Good timing! I've been meaning to ask if we can call you something other than *weak dramatic voice* THE AUTHOR...

Me: hmm...

Me: I guess you could call me... Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*One hour latergh*

(A/N Seriously, this is me in real life sometimes. Not the whole hour part, but you get it)

Me: mmhhh ah! What if you call me HG?

Kinkajou: HG?

Me: Yeah, it's my initials for my Wattpad name.

Kinkajou: What's Wattpad?

Me: *Jaw drops* Okay, next chapter you guys are getting Wattpad accounts.

Kinkajou: Chapter?

Me: STOP GETTING DISTRACTED AGAIN!!!

Me: Also *whispers to Tide*

Tide: Okie Dokie! Let's do this! *Snaps and Kinkajou is now a scavenger with rainbow hair*

Kinkajou: EEEEEEP!

*Kinkajou is teleported to my Zelink book Uplifted* (if you guys don't know Zelda or haven't read my book it's okay. Just imagine a regular high school and you can look up characters from the game if you want)

Kinkajou: EEEK! NEW SCHOOL!

Link: Ack! Who are you?

Kinkajou: Hi! My name's Kinkajou! It's SO nice to meet you all!

Zelda: Nice name! *Shakes hand*

Link: I'm Link, that's Zelda, Mipha, Midna, Lana, and Sidon.

Sidon: Wassup?

Midna: hey

Mipha: Pleasure to meet you!

Lana: Hiii ya!!!

*latergh in History class*

Ms. Navi: Hello?

*Class continues chatting*

Ms. Navi: CLASS!?

Link: Wait, so where did you come from?

Kinkajou: It's a place called Pyrrhia.

Zelda: Wait, that's actually a type of moth...

Kinkajou: WAIT REALLY!?

Zelda: It's the scientific name anyways.

Ms. Navi: HEY! LISTEN!

Kinkajou: *thinking* Yep! I'm LOVING this school!

*A few hours latergh*

Kinkajou: *appears at JMA* OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO FUN!!!

Winter: What did you guys do?

Kinkajou: I BEAT A GUY IN A FENCING GAME!!!!!!

Tide: YOU DID WHAT!?

Kinkajou: I ALSO SHOVED A PINEAPPLE UP GROOSE'S FACE!!!

Tide: WHAT!?

Kinkajou: Well, all I really did was chuck a tiny one at him, BUT STILL!!

Anemone: Who knew Kinkajou had that in her?

Kinkajou: HEY! *Bares fangs*

Anemone: SORRY! *Hides under Tide's wing*

Kinkajou: Okay, I forgive you because that right there is adorable and priceless!!!

Anemone: uuuhhh *blushes and backed away*

Tide: Eeehhhh

Anemone: Uuhhh

Tide: hehe *blushes*

Peril: ENOUGH WITH THE BLUSH FEST!

Peril: Anyone up for dodge-flaming-arrow?

Everyone: NO!!! *flies away*

Peril: Eh, suit yourselves.