Turtle: EllO-HAy *snort snort* AlmOn-sAy *snort snort*

Kinkajou: uuuhhhh what's gotten into Turtle?

Moon: Did he eat one of those pigs!

Turtle: eT's-LAy eAT alMoN-SaYs! *Snort snort*

Tide: He ate a Boar Latin Salmon.

Moon: Three moons! What's that?

Kinkajou: It's a salmon that makes you speak boar latin while having the salmon fever?

Tide: Yep! Only it's a type of tuna.

Winter: Why in the world is it called a salmon if it's a tuna?

Tide: No idea...

Turtle: NyOnE-aAy GOt oMe-Say alMoN-SaYs? *Snort snort*

A)N I know this is weird but I thought it was funny.