Storm: Hello! Welcome to the Next Truth or Dare!

Sahara: We are all going to be your hosts!

Atalanta: ALL of us.

Prism: Nope, I didn't agree to this.

Destinyseer: Prism, it's basically a torture chamber for other dragons.

Prism: ........................Okay I'm in.

Delta: Were you ever out?

Crystal: *sprints in* AM I LATE?

Atalanta: Strictly speaking........ yes.

Sahara: Very much so.

Crystal: *flops on the floor with a pan* DAMMIT!!!!

Storm: Do you think the readers will get the reference?

Delta: I don't know, not everyone watches the Minecraft comedy side of YouTube.

Prism: Torture people! Torture!

Atalanta: Prism, not everything involves torture!

Prism: ...................................Say what now?

Storm: *sitting back with a Margarita*

*Loud bang*

*chaos ensues*

Destinyseer: IT'S MUNDUNGUS!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN!!! DEMENTORS ARE NEXT!!

All: *runs in circles screaming*

Storm: *holding a smoking Mustang*

Storm:........................that had the complete opposite effect I was going for....

Storm: *shrugs, tosses Margarita and snaps talons*

*Jade Winglet appears*

Hosts: *still running in circles*

Winter:............what the fuck.

Storm: *walks over to them* Wonderful, you came.

Qilbi: Who are you?

Kinkajou: Where are we?

Turtle: Did we have a choice?

Moon: What happened? Who's Mundungus?

Storm: Give me a moment. *grabs megaphone*

Storm: LISTEN UP MOTHERF*CKERS!!!

Hosts: *stop running in circles*

Storm: *puts down megaphone*

Storm: The Jade Winglet has kindly joined us for truth or dare today, so please, don't torture them just yet.

Prism: *lowers whip*

Delta:  *edges away from Prism*

Sahara: Wait, so they came willingly?

Turtle: Um, no actu-

Winter: OF COURSE NOT!!

Kinkajou: *slaps Winter*

Winter: OW!?

Kinkajou: Don't interrupt Turtle.

Crystal: Turtlejouuuuu...

Sahara: Aw.

Atalanta: Okay, can we get to the dare, or are we just gonna hang out goggling at Turtlejou?

Destiny: Excellent idea Atalanta, goggling at Turtlejou is a very good past time.

All: *goggles at Turtlejou*

Storm: Awwwww- *smacks Destiny* get the fouckin dare.

Destiny: *clears throat and unrolls scroll* TURTLE!

Turtle: Yes?

Destiny: Winter!

Winter: NOOOOOO000000000OOOOO

Destiny: Carnelian!

All:.............................................................

Delta: Oh sprinkles, did we forget to revive her?

Storm: I think we did.

Delta: *glares at Prism*

Prism: Fine fine FINE *snaps talons*

*portal opens*

*Prism climbs through and returns dragging a snarling Skywing*

Carnelian: NOOOOO!!!! I HADN'T FINISHED STABBING SCARLET!!!!!

Prism: PIPE DOWN YOU SORRY SON OF CACTUS!

Sahara: *giggles*

Storm: Whatever is so funny now, Sahara.

Sahara: Well, she said sorry son of a cactus and Carnelian died to an Exploding Cactus, so- I mean...

Storm: Ah.

Destiny: Well then, bring in the rest of the players.

Atalanta: *snaps talons*

*Peril and Ruby appear*

Peril: What- where-

Ruby: WHERES CLIFF????

Storm: Calm down your majesty, Cliff is perfectly fine.

*back at the Skywing palace*

Eagle: So, what should we do?

Cliff: SING!

Storm: Yeah he's fine.

Destiny: Winter, Turtle, and Carnelian, you must kiss Peril.

Winter:.............*screams*

Turtle: WHY?!?

Carnelian: Not me agreeing with the Seawing, but yes, WHY.

Delta: Because we like to explore sick ships that will never see the light of day.

Crystal: ESPECIALLY MOONSTALKER!!!!

Hosts: *glare at a locked box under massive amounts of surveillance and a sizable bomb*

Peril: I just want Clay.

Crystal: *stops glaring and squeals cause Cleril*

Atalanta: JUST KISS THE FLAMING SKYWING ALREADY.

Turtle: *kisses Peril*

Both: *break apart and start spitting furiously*

Peril: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Turtle: *screaming in pain* MY MOUTH IS CHARRED!!!

Turtle: HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH THIS??????!!!!

Peril: WELL CLAY SEEMS TO LIKE IT!!!

Prism: Ah, the lovely sound of hatred.

Storm: Prism, you need therapy.

Prism: I do, don't I?

Sahara: Delta, are you filming this?

Delta: Every beautiful word.

Crystal: Good.

Destiny: WINTER!

Winter: *crys*

Peril: Ew.

Peril: okay, lets just get this over with.*kisses Winter*

Winter: *screams and shoves her away*

Peril: Gross, but weirdly cold.

Peril: WHY DO YOU ENJOY THAT?!?

Moon/Qilbi: I DON'T KNOW!

Delta: HA! Classic Qinterwatcher.

Winter: *crying* WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD!!!!??

Storm: Because her lips are solid lava, deal with it.

Winter: Can I at least kiss Moon?!

Hosts: No.

Winter: WHY

Atalanta: To quote the almightly Joy, "because suffering."

Sahara: Will this ToD will ever be as loved as Lauren's?

Storm: We may never know.

Destiny: Alrighty then, Carnelian, you're up!

Carnelian: Fuck you.

Carnelian: *kisses Peril*

Peril:.............Why was that actually nice?

Carnelian: I am so confused.

Carnelian: Also my snout is on fire.

Prism: Lovely!

Destiny: And to wrap this up, Ruby, while your here, could you possibly kiss Carnelian for us?

Ruby: .........I'm married.

Sahara: *reading Escaping Peril* No mention of any kind of marriage, relationship, or fling.

Ruby: ........................But-

Atalanta: Literally. Nothing.

Carnelian: Screw this. *kisses Ruby*

Ruby: *frozen*

Carnelian: Huh, not bad.

Delta: I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

Crystal: The taste of her cherry chapstick.

All: *starts jamming out to Katy Perry*