[After being teleported, Kinkajou, Tetra, and Delta are dropped from the sky into a lush field full of trees and flowers. They are instantly transformed into scavengers in traveling gear, with robes and scarves.]

Kinkajou: *lands on her butt* GAH! Couldn't be a little harder eh?

Tetra: *Groans and sits up* My tail feels weird...

Delta: *glances at Tetra and pales* SCAVENGER!!!

Tetra: WHERE!? *spins around* Why can't I feel my tail? DID THE SCAVENGER CUT IT OFF!?

Delta: RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

Tetra: *looks down* SCAVENGER!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: Get ahold of yourselves! *Grabs them by the collars* Look at claws--er, hands.

Tetra: *slowly looks down* Uhh, sis?

Delta: *looks up at Kinkajou* WHOA!!

Kinkajou: What is it?

Delta: What are you wearing???

Kinkajou: *Realizes that she's wearing highlight yellow robes with hot pink straps.* Oooh! Neat!

Tetra: We're supposed to be in a video game right? So...where are we?

Kinkajou: *looks around* I'd say some sort of open-world game?

Tetra: How do you know?

Kinkajou: Because I can run up that hill without hitting an invisible barrier. *Dashes up the hill*

Tetra: Wait!

Delta: *falls* Stupid scavenger legs!

[Tetra and Delta meet Kinkajou on top of the hill]

Kinkajou: I only see mountains... the forest...a creek...we could be anywhere.

Tetra: Check your backpacks!

[everyone drops to the ground and digs through their packs.]

Delta: *Pulls out a sleek tablet* Sweet! I guess we can find something to kill the time. *presses the button*

Tablet: YAHAHAAA!!

Delta: GAAAH!!! *Drops the tablet*

Tablet: Ah! Smell that fresh grass!

Kinkajou: What in Pyrrihia is that?

Tablet: Before I answer, may someone flip me over? I fear my screen will get smudged.

Kinkajou: *gently flips the device around, revealing a bright screen with a happy face on it.*

Tablet: Ah much better!

Tetra: What is that?!

Tablet: I have been sent here by my master as your official video game guide to help you on your quest!

Delta: Master?

Tablet: Your brother!

Tetra: Oh, great.

Kinkajou: So...who are you though?

Tablet: My designation is Friendly Autonomous Robotic Technology!

Tetra: Wierd name. Got anything shorter?

Friendly Autonomous Robotic Technology: You may refer to me by my acronym: F.A.R.T!

Kinkajou: *Trying extremely hard not to laugh*

Tetra: *coughs* Sooo.....F.A.R.T *spells out the acronym to stop herself from breaking down* where are we?

F.A.R.T: You have been teleported by the request of -- *robot calculating noises* 5 readers to the wonderful world of Pokémon: Legends Arceus!

Delta: WHY?! Ugh, I hate Pokémon.

Kinkajou: Wait, how do you pronounce that? Arceus...is it Ar-CEE-us?

Tetra: Ar-ke-us?

Delta: Ar-KEE-us?

F.A.R.T: *joining in for fun* Ar-seh-us?

F.A.R.T: While you are here, in order to escape the game, you must catch three Pokémon: Skuntank, Bidoof, and Miltank!

Delta: NO I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE LAST ONE!!!

Tetra: Relax, we have a cow in the basement!

Delta: AT LEAST SHE MAKES GOOD MILKSHAKES!

Tetra: Oh yeah, the ones she made for us were delicious! I wonder why Tide had such a funny face when he gave them to us though...

Kinkajou: You do realize cows don't actually make milkshakes by themselves right?

Both:.......Wut?

Kinkajou: Okay, let's go find some Pokémon!

*Several hours latergh*

Kinkajou: *still smiling* C'mon guys! Let's go!

Tetra: *wheezing* Scavenger legs are so tinyyyyyyyyyy! I wanna fly there insteeeaaaaaad!

Delta: Can't F.A.R.T tell us where to go?

F.A.R.T: I am currently only programmed to detect massive outbreaks of Pokémon over a wide area.

Delta: Where's the nearest one?!

F.A.R.T: Let me see...*robot noises* beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop the closest mass outbreak is in the Paldea region!

Delta: TAKE US THERE!!!

F.A.R.T: the game including this region has not been released to the public as of writing this chapter.

Delta: Darn.

Kinkajou: So we just have to keep looking! Come on! What's the harm?

Tetra: Oh, a lot of things actually...

*Even more latergh*

Delta: I'm tiiiired!!!

Tetra: I'm huuuuuungry!!

F.A.R.T: Slowpoke tails are delicious!

Tetra: WHAT?!

F.A.R.T: I figured we would all be in a better mood if I began saying random facts!

Tetra: Okay...

Kinkajou: *looking over the horizon* So we're looking for a skunk, a cow, and a beaver?

F.A.R.T: Bidoof is the ultimate Pokémon!

Kinkajou: What color is the skunk?

F.A.R.T: Purple!

Kinkajou: *gasp* I SEE ONE--wait no that's a tree. OVER THERE--oh, sorry that's a rock. OH WAIT IS THAT--

Tetra: Kinkajou! We won't find this thing and get out of here faster if we keep looking in random places!

Kinkajou: Oh! Strategy time! What's the plan?

Delta: Think like a skunk?

Tetra: Yes! F.A.R.T, Pokémon have feelings and understand humans, right?

F.A.R.T: Gardevoir can create black holes!

Tetra: Okay, so, if we're looking for a skunk...*jumps on top of a rock* OY! YOU STINK SO BAD I COULD SMELL YOU FOR MILES!

Delta: Tetra, wha--

Tetra: THAT'S RIGHT! I'M AN OBNOXIOUS VIDEOGAME CHARACTER AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!!!

Kinkajou: Are you sure--

Tetra: OH YEAH! I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND THROW A METAL BALL AT YOU AND KEEP YOU IMPRISONED WITH ME FOR LIFE!!!

Delta: *slumps down on a tree* Save your breath sis, we're never--

[Something starts moving in the bushes]

Delta: *jumps up* I told you all this was a great plan!

[A Pokémon that basically looks like a mean purple skunk appears]

Tetra: Eww! *Plugs her nose* Do we really have to?

Skunktank: HISSSS!

Delta: Not to worry! I'll just...uh... *Starts digging in her pockets* Does anyone have those metal-catching-things?

Skunktank: *roars and sprays poisonous gas at Kinkajou*

Tetra: DRAGON--I mean, SCAVENGER DOWN!!!

Kinkajou: *woozy* Eh blurbblll I urfgh see ya sunshine *collapses and starts snoring*

Delta: Grab her!

[Delta and Tetra carry Kinkajou away]

*Again latergh*

Kinkajou: Urrrgh

Tetra: She's waking up!

Delta: Kinkajou! Can you hear me?! Do you know where you are!? How many talons am I holding up?

Tetra: Zero. You have fingers, not talons.

Kinkajou: Uuugh *squints at Delta* oorf, Mommy?

Delta: What? No, I'm younger than you.

Kinkajou: Oh...*Turns to Tetra* mommy?

Delta: F.A.R.T, what happened?!

F.A.R.T: Skunktank's smell is so powerful that it can induce memory loss!

Tetra: SAY WHO IS WHAT NOW?!

Delta: IS THERE A CURE!? WE HAVE TO HELP KINKAJOU!!!

Kinkajou: Kinkajou? Is that a cute fuzzy thing? Hehehe ooh! Lookie! *Picks up F.A.R.T* Shiny!

F.A.R.T: *acting as if nothing unusual is happening* Wyrdeer's name originates from the Norse word for spirit!

Delta: WHAT WILL PRINCE TURTLE SAY WHEN HE FINDS OUT?!?!

Tetra: There's gotta be a way to fix this!

Delta: We could try extensive therapy?

Tetra: A familiar object?

Delta: True love's kiss???

Tetra: Nah, we'll save that for Tide.

Delta: Then what do we do?!

F.A.R.T: Dialga is the supreme Pokémon of time!

Tetra: *freezes* Wait, what did you say?

F.A.R.T: Hmm?

Delta: Can this thing turn back time?!

Tetra: Yes! All we have to do is catch it! *Turns to F.A.R.T* How do we do that?

F.A.R.T: The only way to obtain Dialga in Legends Arceus is to play through the full story!

Tetra: Is there a faster way?

F.A.R.T: You could attempt to hack into the game (which may result in copyright claims and a permanent online ban) and steal Dialga!

Tetra: How long will that take?

F.A.R.T: Well, as I do not have access to any hacking codes while inside the game, you will have to develop the code yourself! it may take approximately 10 years to learn how to code as I don't know the first thing about coding and computers do not exist in this universe, but life is all about the journey, right?

Tetra: Okay, we'll play the game.

Delta: *sighs and puts her hat on* Well...time to grind!