Deathbringer

I squashed Turtle against Kinkajou.

Sure, Tsunami never told me exactly what to do, so I assumed this was what I was supposed to do.

I can't wait until Turtle is Kinkajou's boyfriend, and MOON, my little annoying sister MOON, gets a boyfriend too.

Mission Get-Annoying-Sister-A-Boyfriend is about to begin.

Hehe.

I pretended to fall asleep.

Two reasons why the heck it didn't work.

One: Turtle was wriggling around so much that I got punched in the spine about three million times. 

Two: GLORY WAS SLEEPING NEXT TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >.<

You're probably thinking I acted like that it's a BAD thing but guess what?

It's AWESOME :D

"STOP MOVING!" Glory yelled DIRECTLY IN MY POOR EAR.

I jumped, decidedly MOVING.

"DEATHBRINGER!" Tsunami yelled. "YOUR FIST HIT MY HEAD."

"SoRRY!" I bellowed at her.

"DEATHY!" Moon cried. "You screamed in my EAR!"

"DEATHBRINGER HOW DARE YOU YELL IN MOON'S EAR!" Qibli and Winter both shouted, decidedly yelling in MY ear.

"THINK ABOUT MY  EAR!" I hollered back.

"SHUT UP!" Carnelian roared from the other dormitory. 

"BE QUIET!" Pike snapped at Carnelian.

"SHUT UP PIKE!" Viper snarled, and the whole left wing of the High School erupted into shouting matches and punching games.

The once before silent school was now shouting.

Morrowseer stormed out of his room, and joined the shouting. "THREE MOONS WHY THE HECK ARE ALL OF YOU SHOUTING?" he roared.

I decided not to point out he was yelling himself.

Kinkajou, Sunny, and Moon weren't yelling.

Well, Kinkajou sort of was.

Starflight was all upset at her because she accidentally stomped on his book, and Kinkajou and him were debating on who should pay for that crime.

Our dormitory (along with all the other dormitories) was all wildness; the louder girls (I think you guys know who) were romping all over the place, the louder boys (NOT me, excuse me) were shouting at the louder girls, Luna had stumbled into the room, shaking off a girl that must be Sundew, Swordtail was trying to explain everything to Luna, Sunny was quietly stealing Clay's thirtieth bag of chips, Clay was eating, and I think you guys can imagine what the rest were doing.

Morrowseer calmed 

(well, not EXACTLY calmed, more like THREATENED) 

everyone down, so the school was silent once more.

I ended up with my sister on my left side, and a VERY GRUMPY Tsunami on my right, Turtle was still next to Kinkajou, but with a fuming Winter on his other side(he was fuming because he had lost the shouting match with the trash can), Qibli was next to Moon, Sunny was next to Clay, which worked out nicely for her since she could steal more chips, Starflight was on the bean bag, and the rest were scattered all over the place.

For instance, Riptide had ended up in the bathroom for some reason, and Swordtail was in the study room.

Our plan to get Kinkajou and Turtle together hasn't been very successful so far, because all of the romance novels I've read -(OOPS NO NO NO I NEVER READ ANY ROMANCE NOVELS FORGET I SAID THAT).

Nevermind. *Mental Nervous Laughter*