Dare #5

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(Requested by: MoonxQuibli4ever)

(I AM SO SORRY. I've seen your dare from previous chapters and thought I've published it already! APPARENTLY, I DID NOT.)

Willow: *Reads this dare* Oh boy...

Sundew: Hahaha, I HAVE THE POWER OF WINGS OF FIRE IN MY TALONS! Let's torture them! Ooh, I know! Make Blue listen to Cricket talk for 24 hours!

Cricket: Oh wow! Is this mind-control thing like the Breath of Ev-

Sundew: Shut up. 

*Cricket immediately stops talking, staring at Sundew in fascination. She pointed at herself and the books, indicating that she was going to check out this new mind control thingie. Sundew saw it in a different way.*

Sundew: OH! You wanna rip some books apart? EXCELLENT IDEA MY I-STILL-REFUSE-TO-CALL-YOU-YOUR-TRIBE-Wing!

Cricket: *Looks panicked.*

*Blue comes out of nowhere.*

Blue: Hey Sundew! I'm done shopping for your groceries! Can't believe you needed that many knives for Bumblebee's surprise Birthday Party! There must be many cakes- BY THE LOVE OF CLEARSIGHT! IS THAT CRICKET RIPPING APART THE BOOK?!

Blue: Oh, no, no, no! THE WORLD IS ENDING. THIS IS TERRIBLE

Cricket: MMMPHHH (Translation: Save me- NO SAVE THE BOOK!)

Willow: Oh, no, it's just Sundew messing around with her new powers.

Blue: Powers? What powers? Did you get flamesilk as well?

Sundew: What? No. That's so lame! I can control you two's minds now!

Blue: . . . THAT'S EVEN MORE TERRIBLE. WE HAVE A COTTONMOUTH AND QUEEN WASP NO.2! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Sundew: What!? Don't compare me with that sh*tty queen! I am a truly capable leader- who will, of course, kill you if you did something wrong like breathing the wrong way. See, I'm different. 

Willow: . . . *dials a number on a phone that dragons most definitely have* Yep, yes, that's right, the saviors of Pantala need therapy. 

*Buff Willow throws Cricket and Blue on her back, and princess-carries Sundew. They arrive in like 3 seconds 'cause not only is Willow buff, she's speed as well. They open the door to see- Kinkajou!? Turns out Willow was so buff and speedy, she flew them all the way to Pyrrhia.*

Kinkajou: HEY WASSUP! If it isn't my favourite LeafWings, SilkWings, and HiveWings!

Moon: Kinkajou, those are the only dragons of those tribes that you know!

Kinkajou: Sorry, it looks like my pet monkey decided to pretend to be my roommate, Moon again!

Willow: Ah, a-alright? *She dumps Sundew and the others* Fix them. Please. I need my quiet time to read- 

Cricket: IT WASN'T A BOOK! IT WAS A MAGAZINE TITLED, "How to get your hot female LeafWing" 

Willow: ALRIGHT, GOTTA GO NOW! BYE!

Kinkajou: *smirks* so, here's what we're going to do.

*Shows a picture to them and of course, shows off the work of "The Epic Shipper Kinkapple" to their dismay.*

Blue: Red looked deep into Beetle- who was secretly Moondew's eyes and said, "oH mY whAt sHArP tEeTh yOu HaVe." Beetle laughed menecingally, "More to EATCHA" Red nodded, "Oh my! What big ears you have!" Beetle snarled, "Are you ear-shaming me!?" 

Suddenly, the wind blew in the house they were in and a heroic HiveWing ran in, "RED, MY BELOVED!" She screamed. "THIS IS NOT ME!" It said. "I am the true Beetle! Just call me, Super Beetle!" 

"OMIGOD!" Red said. "OF COURSE! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID- LET'S DO THE KI-" 

Sundew: NOPE. STOP. SHUT UP. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO FIX US?!

Willow: *Yells distantly* SHE WAS THE CHEAPEST OK?!

Cricket: *skimming through the chapter* what is with the grammar? T-t-this is the cruelest thing I have witnessed. 

Blue: HEY, LOOK AT THE TIME. I DID NOT SEE THAT, I DID NOT SEE THAT, I DID NOT SEE THAT. MY INNOCENCE. I NEED MY INNOCENCE. 

Kinkajou: Wow, they really enjoyed my work unlike you two, *glares at Winter, Moon, and Qibli*

Sundew: HOW DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ENJOYING- 

Kinkajou: GOODBYE! GIVE THE AUTHOR MORE DARES BY THE WAY! SHE HAS NO SPARE CHAPTERS LEFT!

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